Coming to the Zerg: I ​​started as a useless male Zerg

Zhu Yan didn’t pay attention to why the popularity eventually faded.

Since Lan Ci said that I could just leave it to Chong at home, I just left it to them. It’s so convenient.

However, on the optical computer, some information about Zhu Yan, the male insect who was restricted from traveling, began to appear among the public.

Growth experience, female ruler and female husband, personality and hobbies, gray hair level, friends and social circle, appearance and height, etc.

There are both good and bad reviews.

He made up all kinds of stories out of thin air, and made free inferences, three of which were true and nine of which were false, which made Zhu Yan speechless.

Never mind, it’s none of his business anyway.

Just eat your ice cream.

After taking the last bite of ice cream, Zhu Yan raised the empty bowl in his hand and said, "Aci~ I want another one~"

It’s good to have a wife.

Especially having a clever and skillful wife~

Lan Ci sighed helplessly, "This is the last portion of the day. If you eat any more, you'll have diarrhea."

Zhu Yan: "Yeah."

What was my wife saying just now? I don't understand...

In short, agree first and talk later.

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I heard that my little hero has been making a fuss about wanting to go out recently.

And it was a huge commotion.

I’m afraid that Lan Ci can’t even coax a bug by himself.

Jing Jian hurried back home.

As a result, I found that Zhu Yan had come out of his depression and was curled up in the cat's nest, happily eating ice cream.

Jing Jian:......

You call this a riot? And a riot like that?

Isn't this just false military intelligence?

Lan Ci saw Jing Jian coming back and greeted him, "You're back? Do you want some ice cream?"

Jing Jian: "Did you take the little hero out?"

Lan Ci took out a box of ice cream from the refrigerator and put it in Jing Jian's hand: "How is that possible? There are so many patrolling and vigilant military insects around the manor. I don't have that ability."

"..."

Jing Jian looked towards the cat's nest: "But I heard that the little hero has been making a fuss about going out."

Now he looks so happy.

And he looked very satisfied.

If you don’t know, you would really think he just came back from going out.

Lan Ci also followed Jing Jian's gaze and looked at Zhu Yan, who was curled up in the cat's bed, eating ice cream and watching anime.

After confirming that he was not looking this way, he pointed at the ice cream in Jing Jian's hand and said, "Little Hero, he doesn't actually want to go out, he just wants to eat ice cream."

Jing Jian: “Hmm?”

ice cream?

Lan Ci: "Think back, every time the little hero goes out, he has to buy ice cream."

Jing Jian lowered his head and thought for a while, then nodded.

Indeed, it is a must-buy when going out. It has become the standard outfit for my little hero when going out.

Lan Ci: "It's my fault too. I was afraid he'd get diarrhea if he ate too much at once, so I didn't let him eat ice cream at home. I only allowed him to buy it when we went out."

Jing Jian scooped a piece of ice cream with a spoon and put it into his mouth. Hmm, it tasted pretty good.

Jing Jian: "Is there any need for these two to be connected?"

Lan Ci: "So in the eyes of the little hero, going out = being able to eat ice cream. These two words are subconsciously tied together and placed on the same level."

Jing Jian: "..."

Such a familiar feeling of sleepiness. Now I think about it, this seemed to be his exclusive sleep-recovery class when he was in school.

Lan Ci continued to talk: "So the little hero suddenly wanted to eat ice cream. His first reaction was not to eat ice cream, but to go out..."

Jing Jian: "..."

do not talk.

He had just barely passed his psychology class by cheating from other people, and he simply couldn't understand such profound stuff.

But Lan Ci continued speaking.

……

After finally finishing what Jing Jian had been saying, Lan Ci finally asked, "Are you on vacation?"

The torture was finally over, and Jing Jian silently shoveled the remaining ice cream into his mouth, using the coolness to refresh himself.

Jing Jian: "No, I'll go back later."

ha? !

Lan Ci was puzzled: "Then why did you come back?"

Jing Jian shrugged: "I heard that the little hero was making a fuss about going out..."

He applied with a shameless face.

Who knew that Lan Ci was coaxed into it.

Jing Jian looked at the cat's nest: "But since I'm back, I'll say hello to Master Xiaoxiong before leaving. I have to go to the front line this time, so it will take a while."