Coming to the Zerg: I ​​started as a useless male Zerg

(Answer: What’s going on? Doing this?)

(B: Don’t mention it, it’s just bitter tears.)

C: I was lucky enough to buy Mr. Zhuyan’s Shudaosu before, but I can’t buy it anymore.

(Answer: Then you are indeed lucky.)

D: Of course you can’t buy it now. Because of the special nature of Lord Zhuyan’s pheromones, they have long been included in military and civilian medicine. You can’t buy it without a doctor’s prescription.

(Answer: Even with a doctor's prescription, it's not always available because it's often out of stock. It's so frustrating... I'm trying to find something else.)

E: Before they were incorporated into medical care, they were given drowsiness hormones, right? Those army bugs were really good at keeping it a secret.

(Answer: Of course, it must be packed tightly.)

F: This male insect is only in his 40s, so young. But why is there no photo? I can't find any online.

(Answer: Coincidentally, I couldn’t find it either. Now when I search for Bai Yueguang, all that pops up are either various novels or Bai Yueguang potions currently on the market.)

G: Speaking of novels, I remember a while ago, a white-haired male insect suddenly appeared in a novel and became very popular. Was it based on this gentleman? I was fascinated by it.

H: Yes, in fact, if you look at the accounts of the first batch of writers, you will find that most of them are military parasites, or female parasites working in the military.

Now that I think about it, they must have come into contact with or seen this Lord Bai Yueguang.

I: I thought the novel website had launched some new popular setting. After all, it was so neat and tidy. It turned out that the secret was kept too secret.

J: I am a military insect. I have had the honor of visiting Lord Zhuyan. I am a very beautiful and elegant male insect, and I am much taller than the average male insect.

(Answer: Gotcha! Any photos?)

(J: No, we were ordered not to take photos privately.)

(Answer: So mysterious?)

H: Is it so cute when a male insect scolds people?

(Answer: Not only is it harmless, I even want to pour it a glass of water and comb its fur.)

……

Lan Ci was awakened by Jing Jian's ringing phone.

After receiving the call, Lan Ci lost all desire to sleep.

After breaking free from Zhu Yan's arms, he stood up, opened the link sent by Jing Jian, and began to read the messages.

Sure enough, he saw various hot topics related to his little lord, and as a female lord, he was also discussed in passing.

Lan Ci sighed helplessly.

The little hero acted so nonchalant during the day, I thought he had really let it go...

So I've been keeping it in mind with a narrow mind.

After casually flipping through a few more messages, Lan Ci patted Zhu Yan, who was still sleeping beside him and said, "A Yan, wake up."

Zhu Yan frowned slightly, turned over and continued to sleep.

Lan Ci leaned over and whispered softly in Zhu Yan's ear: "A Yan, what delicious food do you want to eat today?"

Upon hearing this question, Zhu Yan, who was half asleep and half awake, responded subconsciously: "I want to drink the mushroom soup made by A Ci!!"

Lan Ci: “…”

After all, you still need to eat it.

After Lan Ci's encouragement, Zhu Yan slowly woke up: "Ah Ci..."

Zhu Yan leaned over stickyly, put his arms around his wife's waist, closed his eyes and prepared to go back to sleep.

Lan Ci certainly couldn't let Chong fall asleep like this, so he quickly shook Zhu Yan's shoulder and said, "A Yan, don't fall asleep yet."

Zhu Yan opened his eyes in confusion.

What's wrong with my wife today? She's so sleepy...

Lan Ci: You should delete the log you sent out in the middle of the night. The final decision maker is about to be criticized to death by everyone.

Zhu Yan's brain hasn't reacted yet.

What log?

Lan Ci showed Zhu Yan the contents on the laptop and said, "It's not a good idea. Delete it immediately."

Zhu Yan yawned lazily, then turned his head away: "No..."

Lan Ci: “…”

Well, the little ancestor is still holding a grudge.

Lan Ci: "They're just following the rules. Be good and turn on your laptop. We'll delete it right away."

Seeing the seriousness on Lan Ci's face, Zhu Yan nodded in agreement and deleted the log.