Coming to the Zerg: I ​​started as a useless male Zerg

Yu Ruo breathed a sigh of relief: "I'm glad you're okay."

Then he continued to study the food.

Although there was a small mistake just now, Yu Ruo was still very confident that he had a talent for cooking.

After all, Jing Jian’s cooking is delicious.

So his cooking must not be bad.

(The inexplicable sense of comparison begins again.)

Gradually, Yu Ruo's technique became more and more "skilled", and soon she was able to make several dishes.

Looking at his finished product, Yu Ru was very satisfied.

He looked up at the time again.

Yes, everyone is almost coming back by now.

Yu Ruo began to bring the food to the dining table.

But at this moment, the little housekeeper's display suddenly lit up red, and he grabbed Yu Ruo, saying, "No! No!"

Yu Ruo's legs were held, unable to move: "Are you short-circuited? Didn't you say you were fine?!"

The housekeeper: "The housekeeper is fine! But the Yu Ruo master insect cannot bring the food in his hand to the table!"

Yu Ruo naturally didn't listen: "The light is red and you still say it's okay... Hey?! You still want to steal my food?!"

Pulled it off.

Yu Ruo successfully turned off the butler.

And he sighed helplessly in his heart.

After all, our male lord is an S-level male insect in name only, but actually a 2S-level male insect. Moreover, in such a large manor, various mechanical insects are taking care of it every day.

It’s not even equipped with a waterproof butler?

I have to wait for Lan Ci to come back and then react to her.

He really doesn't care about his own lord.

then.

After playing for a day, Zhu Yan and Lan Ci returned home.

Looking at the dark plates of things on the table, whose shapes were indistinguishable, I fell into deep thought...

Zhu Yan: "Black, black sesame paste rice cake?"

Lan Ci shook his head: "No, it doesn't smell like it."

Jing Jian's answer was even more advanced: "When I first smelled it, I thought Lan Qing had returned from a mission."

(The smell of rotting roots.)

Lan Ci gave a thumbs up, your description is really good!

Yu Ruo: ...

Although I don’t understand it, I always feel that it is not a good word.

Even if you have made all kinds of psychological preparations.

Lan Ci really didn't dare to pick up his chopsticks.

He had no choice but to put down his chopsticks and asked curiously, "Yu Ruo, how did you convince the butler to let you serve these things on the table?"

Yu Ruo: "What do you mean by convincing me? The housekeeper has clearly been flooded and short-circuited, and the red light is flashing..."

Yu Ruo looked at the housekeeper in the corner whose phone she had turned off.

My brain suddenly reacted, and I realized belatedly: "Huh?! Is it suddenly going crazy to stop me from serving the food to the table?"

“…” Jing Jian: “What else?”

Yu Ruo: "I thought it was flooded and broke down!"

Lan Ci: "This is an S-rank male insect steward, how could it not be waterproof?"

Not to mention the little housekeeper robot bug.

Waterproof measures have been taken.

Yu Ruo was speechless and gave a pale explanation: "To be honest, I had the same doubt at the beginning... I even wanted to make a suggestion."

Insects: ...

In order to save Yu Ruo's face, Lan Ci and Jing Jian still took two bites.

He almost vomited out the black stuff as soon as it entered his mouth. Lan Ci and the others believed it because it was an emetic.

Lan Ci: "Oh! I reasonably suspect that you want to poison us to death."

Yu Ruo lowered her head obediently and didn't dare to speak.

Adhere to the principle of not wasting food.

So the remaining food was packed up and given to Yu Ruo, who was watched by the housekeeper and was not allowed to leave until she had finished eating.

Yu Ruo also truly witnessed her terrifying "talent" in cooking.

He ate and vomited at the same time and managed to finish them all. Finally, he lay half-dead on the bed and was quiet for several days.

Zhu Yan squatted beside the bed and poked the wilted Yu Ruo: "Yu Ruo, is your stomach okay?"

Yu Ruo didn't want to answer.

Zhu Yan: "I was really shocked when you vomited like that."

Yu Ruo: Stop talking, I’ve already shut myself off…

But this was only a temporary setback. Yu Ruo was not the type to give up easily, and his fighting spirit was aroused.

So wait until your body recovers.

I immediately went into the kitchen and continued to study.

But... helpless.

Talent is too limited.

It seemed that he didn't want to be tortured by Yu Ruo's cooking anymore.

Jing Jian followed up Yu Ruo's application process directly throughout the whole process, which resulted in the process going unusually fast.

When Zhu Yan received the document, he was also surprised: "I thought it would never be approved in this lifetime."

The approval is in hand.

Yu Ruo also happily held Zhu Yan's face and kissed him vigorously: "My little hero is awesome!"

Zhu Yan's tail curled up again: "Of course I'm great!"

No longer restricted to the manor, Yu Ruo naturally couldn't wait to go out with the little hero.

I went to the food street and bought a lot of delicious food.

The only drawback is that all the money was paid by Zhu Yan, since Yu Ruo himself was penniless.

And good times are always short, before Yu Ruo could fully enjoy the long-lost free life.

It was just the time it took to accompany Zhu Yan to buy an ice cream cone.

As a result, Zhu Yan turned around.

Yu Ruo was drugged and knocked unconscious by Jing Jian's subordinates, then packed up on the spot and thrown into the army without delay.

The reason Jing Jian gave was also very simple.

In order to facilitate supervision and not waste the combat effectiveness of this 2S military female.

The empire decided to recruit Yu Ruo into the army.

Strict supervision and training.

Zhu Yan tilted his head: "Is it true?"

Jing Jian: "Of course it's true, didn't they explain it to you?"

Zhu Yan: “…”

Zhu Yan didn't even give the two subordinates time to explain, he just went up and knocked them down.

Then they took advantage of the moment when they let their guard down.

He stood up, carried Yu Ruo and ran away.

Now that I think about it, no wonder it's so easy to beat...

So Zhu Yan answered the question irrelevantly.

"You have to compensate me for the ice cream cone!!"

Seeing that his master did not give an answer, Jing Jian did not ask any more questions: "Okay, okay! I will buy it for you right away..."

Look at the guilty look on the young master's face.

Jing Jian already had a rough idea in his mind.

The young hero probably didn't listen to his subordinates' explanation, but beat them up directly.