Coming to the Zerg: I ​​started as a useless male Zerg

In fact, it is not incomprehensible.

After all, Zhu Yan and Lan Ci have known each other for a long time, so it is not an exaggeration to say that Zhu Yan was raised by Lan Ci.

So it is normal for Zhu Yan to rely on Lan Ci.

Treating Lan Ci's room as my own is indeed very appropriate...

But the question is how can he climb into bed?

Jing Jian scratched his head.

Female insects all have their own sense of territory. In addition, female insects naturally repel each other, so rooms, especially their own bedrooms, are their private areas.

Not to mention that the remaining pheromones are very pungent, the main thing is that entering and leaving other female insects' rooms without permission is itself impolite.

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To put it bluntly, that was Lan Ci's room. Zhu Yan liked to stay there, but Jing Jian himself didn't really want to stay there.

The room is Lan Ci's room, and the bed is also Lan Ci's bed.

Jing Jian can't possibly climb into Lan Ci's bed, right? !

Could it be that he really had to wait for Lan Ci to come back before he could eat the bug?

He has already retreated to the point of waiting for Lan Ci to come back before registering as a female husband with Zhu Yan... Now, does he have to retreat even in that aspect?

Who can resist this?!

Jing Jian was absent-minded and his efficiency in processing documents was surprisingly slow, completely lacking his previous decisiveness.

It can be seen that he really wants to eat the bamboo inkstone.

After a while, the computer received the message and made a sound prompt. Jing Jian opened it and saw the message from Lan Ci.

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Lan Ci: You want to develop feelings with the little hero, right?

(PS Inner thought: I just realized that when you asked that, you actually wanted to get into bed again, right? Maybe you already did, but then found yourself empty-handed.)

Lan Ci: I do have a suggestion.

(P.S. Inwardly: I’m kind enough to help you out.)

Lan Ci: You can learn from Lan Qing.

(PS Inner thought: That guy is smarter than you.)

Lan Ci: While the little hero is asleep, go to my room and carry him to your room.

Lan Ci: Lan Qing often does this when I go out to work and the little hero takes a nap.

Lan Ci: You can try it. If this method doesn’t work, tell me again.

(P.S. Inner thought: Tell me what you mean, it’s a joke, how stupid and foolish you really are.)

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After reading the message sent by Lan Ci, Jing Jian suddenly understood.

Yes, he can bring the bug to his own bed!

How could he not have thought of such a good idea? Sure enough, for things like this, he still had to seek advice from Lan Ci!

No, this seems to be Lan Qing's trick...

Oh, it doesn't matter.

Lan Qing has not applied for a patent.

At worst, I can invite Lan Qing to dinner some other day. As for what to eat, we'll decide when Lan Qing comes back in a few years.

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Another beautiful and leisurely day has passed.

After eating and drinking his fill, Zhu Yan took a bath in the bathtub while humming a song, and occasionally poured water on Xiao Wang's head.

Is Xiao Wang here too?

Yes, it is.

Because Zhu Yan saw some videos about swimming to lose weight on the software, he thought they made a lot of sense.

So every day when I take a bath, I will take Xiao Wang in and swim with him for a while.

Maybe you will lose weight while swimming?

At this time, the little cicada pupa was swimming around in the bathtub with its four short legs in a very standard doggy paddle style.

It seems to be because of the rounder figure.

Although it swam quite fast, it looked clumsy. Moreover, while swimming, Xiao Wang had to dodge Zhu Yan's water splashing attacks from time to time.

It's very physically demanding.

So after swimming for only a short while, Xiao Wang gave up.

The whole dog looked as miserable as a drowned chicken, with its four paws tightly gripping Zhu Yan's upper arm and refusing to let go.

He whined and moaned, refusing to continue swimming.

Zhu Yan had no choice but to proceed to the next step.

The puppy's fur is wet anyway, so why not give it a bath?