Coming to the Zerg: I ​​started as a useless male Zerg

Jing Jian said patiently, "Lan Ci will definitely not be able to come back in the short term. If he does, those two brats will keep pestering you. I'm afraid you won't be able to sleep well then."

The bamboo inkstone became even more wilted.

After this analysis, Jing Jian really came to the right place.

……

Because of his depressed mood, Zhu Yan lowered his head unhappily, and his nose was right at Jing Jian's neck.

Faintly, Zhu Yan smelled the scent of a cat.

Sniff the bamboo inkstone carefully.

This taste?

It seemed that he noticed Zhu Yan's reaction.

Jing Jian showed a hidden smug smile, and with some restraint, he opened his clothes, revealing the information body that was covered by his clothes.

Then he apologized seriously: "I'm sorry, Mr. Zhu Yan, I came in such a hurry this morning that I forgot to put the blocking sticker on the information body."

Forgot to put on the barrier patch?

Zhu Yan didn't believe it. He was no longer the naive and stupid kitten he was when he first met Lan Ci.

Jing Jian's current outfit was obviously the result of a lot of careful planning, and it couldn't fool Zhu Yan's eyes at all.

At first glance, it's obvious that he's just a bug that's greedy for his own body!

Still thinking of wearing something sexy to seduce yourself?

Humph, he won’t be fooled!

(n?3?3_?3?3)?6?4━☆

……

But Jing Jian's information body was right there in front of Zhu Yan, defenseless and in plain sight.

And it's still slowly releasing pheromones...

Zhu Yan's position was not so firm.

……

How about sniffing it twice first? So Zhu Yan sniffed it twice.

……

It wasn't satisfying, so I sniffed it twice more.

……

Still not satisfied, let me smell it again.

……

So Zhu Yan got so excited that he also realized clearly that he was in trouble.

Because he never thought that there are insect pheromones that smell like catnip?!

Isn't this too much?!

No, I need to breathe for a while longer~

……

Jing Jian smiled and hugged Zhu Yan, who was lying on his information body and sniffing hard. There was no surprise on his face.

It was obvious that he had anticipated this result.

……

When Lan Ci gave Jing Jian this opportunity, he also asked, "Since you said that you were A Yan's queen in your previous life, how did you win A Yan over back then?"

Jing Jian: "I didn't catch her."

Lan Ci: “?”

Lan Ci: "Were you lying to me?!"

Jing Jian continued calmly, "All the methods I learned from my colleagues and the internet about pursuing male insects have backfired."

Lan Ci: “…, uh.”

For some reason, Lan Ci thought of Lan Qing. Could it be that all the military insects in the world are the same?

Jing Jian: "In the end, Master Zhu Yan would hide when he saw me."

Lan Ci: “…”

Jing Jian: "So I chose to take a risk, break the jar, and directly strip naked and climb into Mr. Zhu Yan's bed."

Lan Ci's face was filled with shock.

Jing Jian: "Then it's done."

Hearing this, Lan Ci's face turned ugly, as if he had eaten something extremely disgusting.

Finally, he spat out a few words: "I despise you!"

I really thought this guy would use some legitimate method to catch the bug!

So that's it? !

I worried for nothing!

It was a pity that he had been on guard for so long, fearing that he would not pay attention to the little hero and let Jing Jian take advantage of him.

Now it seems that even if he is given the opportunity, he won't be able to seize it!

Before Jing Jian could finish the rest of his words, Lan Ci had already hung up the phone.

So Lan Ci missed the most important point.

Pheromone matching.

But at this point, there is no need to care so much, it doesn’t matter whether it is missed or not.

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In the previous life, Zhu Yan was the sapphire of the empire, and had a mental power of 3S, and was loved by all insects.

So Zhu Yan has a lot of suitors, but he is also not short of love.

It is even more unlikely that a situation like "using only a lollipop to trick the bug out" will occur.

Of course, there are also many bugs who try every possible means to climb into the bed.

Some are successful, and some are not.

Jing Jian was one of those who successfully climbed into bed.

After all, his identity is there, and it is relatively easy to handle with just some insignificant little actions.