Coming to the Zerg: I ​​started as a useless male Zerg

Lan Ci continued, "Speaking of which, the trend of 'insect egg painting' was first proposed by a candidate from the Charles family. They now hold the patent for this pigment and have a monopoly on the industry."

Lan Qing: ...

Lan Ci: "In other words, if you want to paint on insect eggs, the special pigments you buy are all produced by their family."

The door of the study was closed, and Lan Qing could no longer hold it in.

I'm so angry.

TYYD, what a money-making stunt! No wonder they dare to sell a ten-star-coin thing for 66666.66 star coins!

What bad luck!

Lan Qing knelt on the ground and turned on the computer.

Return it! Return it! You must return it!

Lan Qing looked for the purchase page and discovered that the button for the return and refund page was gray.

Lan Qing:?

How is this going?

Then he noticed the note on the product picture: Once this product is sold and signed for, it is not returnable or exchangeable!

Lan Qing was completely furious...

Smashed the box of paint to pieces.

(It was really hard for him to kneel and smash it at the same time...)

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Lan Ci opened the fresh-keeping area of ​​the refrigerator, took out a portion of milk, poured it into a cup and heated it up.

The cub Rand smelled the fragrance and walked over step by step with his two short legs under the protection of the baby-guarding robot insect: "Father~Abao is hungry~"

Lan Ci held Rand in his arms: "This one is for your male father. Can your female father heat up another one for you?"

Rand: “Okay~”

After coaxing the cub, Lan Ci picked up the heated milk and walked towards the incubation room.

Zhu Yan had already modified the original unfinished skirt and put it on Chongdan.

Zhu Yan: "Aci, do you think it looks good?"

Lan Ci: "It looks very nice."

竹砚：(?6?7?6?1?6?1?6?7)?1?3

Lan Ci looked at the insect egg, the emerald green shell, the sky-blue insect pattern, and the light pink skirt...

Well, it matches very well. Our lord has really good aesthetic taste.

Lan Ci sat down next to Zhu Yan and said, "I heated up a cup of milk for you. Drink it while it's hot."

Zhu Yan nodded, took the milk, and just after taking a sip, he could tell that it was the milk for his baby.

Didn’t we agree to take one bag a day?

Why did you heat up two bags for him today?

Could it be that he forgot? That seems unlikely.

But since it was served in front of him, Zhu Yan was confused, but he still drank the milk in one gulp.

Lan Ci continued to look at Chongdan: "Why didn't Ah Yan put a knitted Chongdan in a cloak this time?"

Zhu Yan scratched his head. "This time, there are patterns on it. They're very beautiful. I don't want a bug egg to cover up the beautiful pattern..."

So do insects actually like eggs with patterns?

Lan Ci smiled helplessly.

It takes four months to wait for the eggs to hatch.

If nothing unexpected happens, Zhu Yan will stay in the manor for the next four months and become a senior homebody.

However, Lan Ci had other plans, so he persuaded Zhu Yan. While Lan Qing was at home looking after the cub, he dragged Zhu Yan out and started trying to do some male insect tasks.

(Lan Qing can’t look after the cubs. There are robot bugs and Xiao Wang at home who are specifically looking after the cubs. But having a live bug around makes me feel a little more at ease.)

Starting with the most common pheromone soothing, although Zhu Yan didn't understand, he completed the task honestly.

Anyway, you can get star coins and add points when you complete it.

Those female insects are so passionate...

After two months, Zhu Yan got used to the rhythm of completing tasks every day. He would get up early when the time came and carefully fold his quilt.

Then I waited and waited, but Lan Ci still didn't get up.

"Aci?" Zhu Yan poked his wife's cheek lightly with his finger: "Wake up, aren't you going to do the mission today?"

Lan Ci opened his eyes drowsily, climbed up from the bed half-dead, and then lay down again.

No, I can’t get up…

Zhu Yan was sweet and considerate: "Ah Ci, drink some water~"

Lan Ci looked at Zhu Yan and saw that he looked away guiltily, not daring to look at him.

Lan Ci: ...

This guy definitely did it on purpose last night...