Coming to the Zerg: I ​​started as a useless male Zerg

It was obvious that Lan Qing admired his brother very much at that time, but he also did not agree with his brother's approach.

Lan Ci: "I didn't ask him to kneel..."

Lan Qing: "Then I saw it wrong?"

Lan Ci sighed, "He suddenly... Well, I can't explain it to you clearly just by explaining it to you. Let me demonstrate it to you."

兰清：(?2?9?6?1?0?8.?6?1?0?8?2?9)？

Looking over, Zhu Yan was rolling comfortably in the cat's bed, petting the little dog from time to time.

Lan Ci coughed twice, then said, "A Yan, did you secretly drink Zaizai's milk again?"

Zhu Yan Dog didn't even bother to touch him, and stood up with a start.

No?! He did it so secretly, how come he was still discovered?!

Xiao Wang: [Host, did you drink too much? ]

Zhu Yan: [I only took two sips!]

Xiao Wang: [One big bag at a time?]

Bamboo Inkstone: [……]

Hiss~ Okay, I drank a little too much, but it wasn’t discovered before, so why was it discovered this time?

Lan Ci continued, "Didn't I tell you that if you steal my milk again, you'll be punished?"

Zhu Yan held Xiao Wang in his arms and nodded bitterly.

Lan Ci: "So you won't have any mushroom soup for the next month."

What?! Stop!

Zhu Yan was completely stunned. He threw Xiao Wang aside and came to Lan Ci, wanting to beg for mercy.

When it comes to begging for favors, Zhu Yan has his own routine. Although it has been written to pieces in novels, it is indeed tried and tested.

1. Kneel down first with lightning speed.

2. Then hug your wife's waist.

3. Cry madly.

After this, Lan Ci would definitely be soft-hearted, and not only would he not be punished, he would even get other delicious food.

But this time, Zhu Yan's wishful thinking went awry. Lan Ci was quick-witted and spoke before Zhu Yan could kneel down: "If you dare to kneel down, the extension to two months will be extended."

Zhuyan: ...

Directly interrupted Zhu Yan's spell.

竹砚：(。?6?1?0?7︿?6?1?0?6。)

Lan Qing: (?0?7⊙w⊙`)

Zhu Yan hugged his wife and cried bitterly: "No, Ah Ci, give me something else as a punishment, don't withhold my mushroom soup. I rely on that mushroom soup every month to survive..."

Xiao Wang: [……]

Xiao Wang: [Host, weren't you alive and well before you drank the mushroom soup?]

(Ding! You have been muted for 1 hour!)

Lan Ci: "Then let's go with two-month-old crayfish."

Zhu Yan: “…”

Crayfish doesn't seem to work either.

Zhu Yan asked tentatively, "How about punishing me by not petting Xiao Wang for two months? Or making me kneel for five more minutes?"

Lan Qing was shocked. So the little hero had to kneel down to avoid being punished with food?!

Lan Qing was stunned, while Lan Ci responded with a helpless look, silently expressing his own powerlessness.

Seeing Zhu Yan crying so pitifully, Lan Ci couldn't help but soften his heart: "Okay, then you are not allowed to pet Xiao Wang for a week."

Hear this punishment.

Zhu Yan immediately agreed: "Okay!"

The little dog that was silenced cried “wooooo”.

No! It was the host who stole the drink, not me!

I can't be intimate with the host for a week. Are you sure this punishment isn't really meant for me?!

Woo woo woo, let’s put it this way, just treat it as if I drank the milk secretly, and punish me by making me kneel for ten minutes...

No matter what Xiao Wang said, he couldn't say anything since he was banned. At least Zhu Yan was very satisfied with the result.

Lan Qing looked at Zhu Yan who was happily leaving to eat snacks: "It seems that for the Lord, being punished with snacks or delicious food is a real bolt from the blue?"

Lan Ci nodded: "Yeah."

Xiao Wang wanted to catch up with his host, but was ruthlessly locked outside by Zhu Yan.

Helpless, Xiao Wang had to return to the living room crying, pulling Lan Ci's trouser legs with his mouth and telling her about his grievances.

The puppy's aggrieved cry was very pleasant to the ear. Lan Ci reached out and picked it up in his arms, stroking its soft fur.

Lan Ci: "Okay, I was just joking, stop crying."

Xiao Wang felt a little restrained when he was suddenly treated so gently. He sat upright and didn't dare to move.

The well-behaved and dazed look made Lan Qing unable to help but reach out and touch it. After all, the touch of this puppy was top-notch, no worse than the spiritual body of the little hero.

"It's been 15 years..." Lan Ci counted the time, recalling every little detail with the Lord, then stared at the little Wang in his arms: "Why are you still a puppy?"