Coming to the Zerg: I ​​started as a useless male Zerg

Will it be delicious?

Is it very nutritious?

Wouldn't it be just right to use it to nourish Aci's body?

Xiao Wang's hair stood on end: [Stop!!!]

Ahem! Off topic! Off topic!

In order to take good care of the eggs in the future and better fulfill the responsibilities of a male father.

Zhuyan has specially collected a lot of videos for beginners, so you can follow them and practice step by step.

It is not difficult to see from the explanations of various videos that normal and healthy insect eggs are actually very solid and will not be damaged by ordinary bumps and collisions.

In pursuit of authenticity, Zhu Yan even bought a simulated model egg to practice with.

At the beginning, Zhu Yan was very responsible and always treated it as his own baby.

As long as the insect eggs make a "drip" sound, they will emit pheromones to them, and they will also wipe their eggshells regularly.

Lan Ci watched from the side and felt very relieved.

Until one day, the egg suddenly made a "beep beep" sound in the middle of the night, waking up Zhu Yan who was sleeping soundly three times in a row. Zhu Yan was so angry that he directly broke the battery of the egg.

Lan Ci: ...

Silently touched his belly.

Fortunately, the baby insects don’t cry when they are in the eggs, let alone in the middle of the night.

There is only so much basic care for insect eggs, and it would take more than a few episodes to complete. However, for the sake of traffic, some videos will also teach some harmless things.

So Zhu Yan, who accepted all the videos, also learned more and more things from these videos.

For example, the exquisite dressing of insect eggs;

How to make clothes from insect eggs;

How to draw expressions on insect eggs... In short, there are a lot of them.

However, what Zhu Yan didn't understand the most was why in so many teaching videos, they painted eggs with beautiful patterns into smooth solid-colored eggs.

Probably to facilitate their painting.

But it looks so pretty with patterns...

So beautiful!

Zhu Yan was very unhappy: "Anyway, I will never paint mine and A Ci's eggs a solid color!"

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The days passed.

The insect eggs began to form shells, becoming more and more solid.

Soon it was time to lay eggs.

This time it was not Lan Qing's turn to run away. After Jing Jian learned the news, he gave Lan Qing a holiday.

When Lan Qing arrived, the insect egg had just been laid. It was a large green egg, lying intact in the incubator.

Compared to Lan Qing and Lan Ci's happiness.

Zhu Yan felt like the sky was falling.

Because this insect egg...it doesn't have beautiful patterns!

How can there be no beautiful patterns?

Could it be that this egg was actually born prematurely and came out before it was fully developed?

Is it too late to put it back in now? But whether my wife is willing to let me put it back in is also a question...

No, maybe the pattern will grow later.

It just takes time. Maybe after a few days, the pattern will slowly emerge...

Thinking of this, Zhu Yan breathed a sigh of relief.

Grow some patterns soon, my lovely baby~

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Lan Qing and Lan Ci were chatting and laughing. The doctor also came to do a routine check on the insect eggs. When he turned around, he saw Zhu Yan staring at the eggs in the incubator without blinking.

Doctor: "Master Zhu Yan, do you like insect eggs so much?"

Hearing the doctor say this, Lan Ci also smiled happily.

Zhu Yan pointed and said, "It seems to have no patterns..."

The doctor was stunned for a moment.

Lan Ci: "Ayan, because it's a male insect."

Zhu Yan: “Ah?”

What do you mean?

Don't tell me this thing is so ugly?!

Thinking that this male insect was not very old, the doctor patiently explained, "Yes, the absence of patterns means that the egg will hatch into a precious little male. The patterned egg is a female, and the pattern inside can be used to distinguish whether it is a military female or a sub-female."

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Oh, so that’s it. I learned that. It’s really interesting.

In other words, this child will be ugly in the future.

Zhu Yan was so upset that she couldn't even cry. She glanced at the eggs in the incubator and felt disgusted: "There's not even a pattern on them. How ugly!"