Passerby's Guide to Eating Watermelons

Chapter 1 Modern World 1: Big Melon Attack

"Breaking news! The talented actor is married and has a baby!"

"Be a popular singer, be the third for love!"

"The emperor chose a concubine, and it turned out to be him!"

"A top idol openly solicits prostitution!"

"A popular young actress is pregnant before marriage!"

Looking at the headlines that were more explosive than the last, and watching the endless discussions among netizens below, Zuo Zhizhi felt like her head was about to explode!

"What the hell is wrong with you? Don't you know how to check your mic before going on the show? Why did this news get leaked?!"

Xu Mingzhu was embarrassed and scratched her hair stupidly. "I was so excited that I forgot to check. I didn't do it on purpose!"

Xu Mingzhu pouted and quickly hugged Zuo Zhizhi's arm, "It's all my fault, please forgive me!"

Looking at Xu Mingzhu's wide eyes, Zuo Zhizhi had no choice but to sigh, "Now let's see how to solve this problem!"

"Hahahaha, hahahaha~"

As the magical phone ringtone rang, Zuo Zhizhi was immediately stunned. "I found out so quickly, what should I do!"

Turning to look at Xu Mingzhu next to her, she also looked panicked, "How should I know!"

The two looked at each other, and finally Zuo Zhizhi couldn't stand it anymore, pressed the answer button, and said with a fearless attitude, "Mom~"

Although the tone was extremely flattering, it made no difference to the angry people. "What the hell is wrong with you two? I asked you to be on the show, why did it turn out like this!"

Zuo Zhizhi immediately distanced herself from suspicion and betrayed her bestie without hesitation, "This has nothing to do with me! It was Xu Mingzhu who broke the news on the show!"

Hearing this, Xu Mingzhu, who had been hiding far away, immediately shouted loudly in dissatisfaction, "What do you mean? If you hadn't told me this news, would I have shouted out excitedly?"

Zuo Zhizhi's eyes widened, and she pointed her finger at Xu Mingzhu's nose and cursed, "How dare you turn the tables here? I did tell you all this gossip, but I meant to share it with you. Who told you to say it so openly on the show? You have to know that this is a celebrity dating show!"

"Is this my fault? If you hadn't shared gossip with me at all times, would I be so excited?"

"You two, have you said enough?" Although the voice was not loud, it carried a strong sense of oppression.

Originally, Zuo Zhizhi wanted to continue talking, but after hearing this, she immediately said respectfully, "No, nothing!"

Xu Mingzhu also spoke up immediately, "We know we were wrong and we won't do it again!"

"Haha~"

Hearing her mother's emotionless ridicule, Zuo Zhizhi glanced at Xu Mingzhu, who was pretending to make faces, but the voice on the other end of the phone continued. The two of them could only come to their senses and listen to the lecture quietly.

"You two, stop giving me this nonsense! I asked you to be on a dating variety show, and you dug up so much gossip on the show!"

"And you, Zuo Zhizhi! Isn't it a waste of your talent to let you be a small artist assistant? I think paparazzi is where you can best display your talents. Do you want me to say hello and send you over there?"

"No, no, no, no! Mom, I won't dare to do it again. My dear mother, please forgive me this time!"

Zuo Zhizhi slid down on her knees and apologized without hesitation. After all, this matter was indeed very serious. Today was the first day of the broadcast of "Love 100%". The recording of the chat between the two people was somehow spread out, and now it has become a hot search, and the entire program was urgently stopped.

There was no way around it. There were six stars on a celebrity dating show, and five of them had serious accidents. It was impossible to continue no matter what.

Now Zuo Zhizhi and Xu Mingzhu were squeezed in the hotel room and didn't dare to leave at all.

After all, there are five crazy celebrity agents and their crazy fans out there. If you’re not careful, you’ll be skinned and torn apart by them and never be able to be reborn!

So the two of them were very self-aware and carefully hid in the hotel room, waiting for their mother to save their lives!

"I've already informed the production team. You guys should apologize immediately and leave as soon as possible. Don't discuss this matter anymore. Do you understand?"

"Roger that!"

"Roger that!"

After hanging up the phone, the two of them finally breathed a sigh of relief. Xu Mingzhu became even more exaggerated, patting her chest non-stop, "Oh my god, I thought I was going to die!"

Zuo Zhizhi rolled her eyes at her unhappily, "I see you're quite skilled at throwing the pot at me. I don't see you're scared at all!"

"Who are we talking to?" Xu Mingzhu nudged Zuo Zhizhi with her arm, then quickly changed the subject. "Alright, pack up quickly. I don't think we can stay here any longer!"

"You don't have to say it!"

The two of them had almost packed their things. After all, as soon as the show started airing, Zuo Zhizhi went online to check the details of today's broadcast. Unexpectedly, she encountered someone reporting this big news.

But the more he listened to the voice, the more familiar it became. It turned out to be the chat record between the two of them during the recording of the previous show. If he hadn't heard his own voice immediately and urgently grabbed Xu Mingzhu back to the room, who knows what they would have done to him!

There is no way. Today we are recording the second episode, which is also the time when the first episode will be broadcast, and such a big problem has occurred.

No matter how hard you try, there's no way this show can go on smoothly. Five out of the six stars actually had problems. It's exciting to think about it!

The two men packed up their things, carefully stuck their heads out, and after making sure that there was no one else outside, they came to the director.

Although they knew they had already greeted each other, the two of them still felt a little guilty when they saw the situation.

After all, although this matter was announced by other people, the culprits who exposed this matter were the two of them!

The director forced a smile. Although he didn't want to pay attention, it was useless to lose his temper at this stage. He still had to think about how to deal with it.

"Xiao Xu, you guys should go home and rest first. We can talk about anything later!"

Seeing the director's forced smile, the two nodded quickly, "Okay, Director!"

Only after all the luggage was loaded into the car and the two of them sat in the nanny car did they breathe a sigh of relief.

"We have finally passed this stage!"

After all, what happens next has nothing to do with them. It all depends on how those stars deal with this matter!

Xu Mingzhu immediately became excited when she thought of this. "Are those melons authentic? How did you know? Did you get them from your mother?"

Zuo Zhizhi rolled her eyes at her. How could her mother have told her this? Of course it was because of the system!

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