After a while, Wei Wu was pulled out of the furnace by the crowd, some pulling his legs and some pulling his pants. After a lot of effort, they finally pulled him out of the furnace.
Then, he experienced what it meant to be "socially dead".
He was unkempt, with curly hair and a black head, darker than a big black cow's butt. Only a little white could be seen in his two eyeballs.
"what!!"
Wei Wu covered his face, turned around and ran away.
Qin He and the other beasts were left looking at each other in bewilderment.
"What's wrong with him?" Qin He asked curiously.
"Well... maybe he feels embarrassed. After all... his face is a mess and covered in dust." Wang Tiezhu suspected.
"Shame on you?" Qin He was stunned for a moment. He took out a mirror from his armpit and looked at himself, who looked neither black nor white. He asked, "I think I'm pretty much the same, right?"
"Master, look at what you said. You are much more handsome. The colorful spots on your face can't cover up your unparalleled elegance. You are like the bright moon in the dark clouds, shining silver light, dazzling." Wang Tiezhu said hurriedly.
"Really?" Qin He twisted his face in front of the mirror.
"Of course." Wang Tiezhu patted his chest without blinking.
"Then... why is Wei Wu running?"
"He's ill, seriously. Please ignore him." Wang Tiezhu waved his hands and quickly changed the subject, saying, "Sir, I think we should bring the god in and burn him to avoid any more trouble."
Qin He pondered for a moment and felt that it made sense.
When it comes to matters concerning the gods, caution is the best course of action. The earlier you can watch the shadow play, the earlier you will know about the happenings in the divine realm.
So he nodded.
So Wang Tiezhu and Lamborghini hurried back to make arrangements and brought back the body of the man in brocade robe.
The first step in cremating a corpse: touching the corpse.
Wang Tiezhu fumbled around and untied a sachet from the spirit's sleeve, then screamed, "Qian Kun Bag!!"
Qin He was stunned and took it to take a look.
Wow, it really is a Qiankun bag.
It is worthy of being a god. Not to mention the reward, this thing alone is worth a lot of money.
When I probed with my telekinesis, I found that there was indeed a secret hidden inside.
In the midst of a yellow, hazy chaos, a space about the size of a bucket was opened up.
There were a lot of things stuffed inside, including spiritual herbs, precious fruits, elixirs, minerals, a few books and pamphlets, clothes, boxes, etc.
Qin He took them out one by one. Some of them he recognized and some he didn't. He didn't know whether they were valuable in the world of gods, but they must be worth some money in the lower world. Maybe they would be worth a lot of money.
I don't know what the books and pamphlets are for. I need to research them. I don't even recognize the fonts.
At the end was a pile of colorful clothes and a box.
Qin He took out the piece of clothes and found that each piece was a square scarf with red ropes tied at the corners, emitting a fragrant smell.
Expand one and find out, this is fucking awesome.
All bellybands!!
"Fuck you~" Wang Tiezhu's eyes widened.
"Why does he have so many women's bellybands?" Lamborghini's eyes widened.
Qin He's mouth twitched, what a thief!
It's a unique hobby.
There are more than twenty of them, colorful and beautiful, some big and some small, and they look very close to the body.
Putting down the bellyband, Qin He opened the last box again. Inside, things were neatly arranged, and there was... another bellyband.
But this one is obviously more high-end, made of royal blue silk, each strand is crystal clear and smooth, and it hangs down naturally when held in the hand, almost covering half of the fist. It is as soft as water and feels warm to the touch, just like the jade skin of a young girl.
Without having to smell it carefully, the fragrance of flowers like orchids will come to your face.
Refreshing!
Qin He seemed to see the figure of a graceful and elegant fairy.
My nose was about to bleed.
"The bellyband of a fairy from the divine realm?!" Wang Tiezhu's eyes began to shine, and he grabbed more than a dozen of them unconsciously.
The Lamborghini opened its mouth and swallowed it without saying a word. The two beasts divided it up in no time and even started fighting for the last one, neither of them giving in.
"The dead cow is loose-mouthed, you took one too many!"
"You took more than I dared you to count."
"Let go, this is mine!"
"Let go, this is mine!"
"Alright, alright, what are you grabbing for? Collecting bellybands? What a perverted disease that is. Look at your lack of talent. Aren't you ashamed of yourself and your beasts?" Qin He scolded them righteously, then silently stuffed the box into his armpit space and said, "Blue Ox disciples, be upright."
Once the two beasts stopped moving, they dared not fight anymore.
Ma Fei was quick-witted and rushed over to share the extra one with the two of them, then ran away happily.
"Everyone get to work!"
"Yes."
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