After crossing over, he has no taboos among the zombies.

Qin He never waited for the uncle turtle king next door in the big turtle's mouth.

There had just been a fight, and the noise was so loud that anyone with a little bit of experience in the underwater world of the canal could sense it.

He can even give up his own son, let alone the one he had done.

On the way back, Qin He held the big turtle and looked at it curiously again and again.

I found that its shell was indeed a bit high, with faint cracks on it. It was not caused by itself, but was natural.

Qin He didn't know the specific situation.

Anyway, after a while, fifty miles south of Tonghui River, a super-giant turtle and a super-giant tortoise fought fiercely. As a result, that section of the canal was calm for a long time without any trouble.

Returning to the crematorium, Qin He casually threw the begging turtle back into the bucket, feeling a little depressed.

If the imagination is too beautiful and it fails to come true, the disappointment will be huge.

But there is nothing we can do.

Who would have thought that King Aojiao could master two kinds of escape techniques at the same time.

He attacks people with brute force, and the water arrows from his mouth don't pose much of a threat.

But this life-saving skill is really amazing.

……

On the crematorium, the bodies distributed tonight gradually turned into charcoal, passing the test safely without any surprises.

The shadow puppet performance seems both real and unreal.

Qin He discovered that this gentleman's life was quite interesting.

Others extort money by using threats and inducements, but he does it all with his sweet talk.

The deceased was named Zhao Qing. His ancestors were wealthy, so Zhao Qing had some education.

But Zhao Qing is a lazy and greedy person.

Spend money wherever you can to save trouble.

There was a water leak at home, and all he had to do was climb onto the roof and move some tiles. Zhao Qing called his neighbor over and said, "You do it, and I'll give you money."

There is no water in the water tank at home, so I called my neighbor over and asked him to fetch some water for me and I will pay him.

The floor at home is dirty. Call the neighbors over and ask them to help me sweep it. I will give you money.

When I finished using the toilet, there were no bamboo strips left. This time I didn’t need to ask my neighbor for help, I just used a copper coin to scrape it.

Not afraid to get started either.

Do you think such a lazy person can manage the household?

The above are not the real places where money is spent. What really costs money is his temper.

Love to eat and lazy.

Eat well, dress well, and become lazy as hell.

Therefore, Zhao Qing's family became poorer and poorer, while their neighbors became richer and richer.

But as for Zhao Qing, you can say he is lazy, but you can't say he doesn't know how to make money.

Zhao Qing knows how to make money, but where does he make it?

He goes wherever there is happy event.

Whenever he heard that someone's family was having a wedding, preferably a wealthy one, Zhao Qing would go there, dressed neatly and presentably, and would simply wrap some paper and some wood or stones to trick the doorman and sneak in.

Zhao Qing was not in a hurry to get in, he just waited.

What are you waiting for?

Waiting for the host to toast.

When the toast was being made, the crowd was the most gathered and everyone could hear what was being said.

Zhao Qing stood up, cupped his hands, and said, "Today is a great day of joy, the house is filled with splendor. The heavens are blessed with light, the earth is blessed with talents, and mankind is blessed with a thousand blessings. Heaven, earth, and mankind complement each other. On this auspicious occasion, I would like to offer ten consecutive prayers for blessings. All I need is a small sum of silver. I wonder if the host would be willing to honor me with this?"

Eh.

At this time when everyone was paying attention, suddenly a person stood up, his mouth full of auspicious words.

Are you happy?

That would definitely be a pleasure.

If you are happy, you must reward me. The reward is one penny of silver.

For a wealthy family, one penny of silver is not considered money. On a happy day, if someone congratulates you with such sweet words, just give him one penny of silver as a reward.

How impressive, isn't it?

Basically no host would refuse this.

Okay, once the host agrees, the show will begin.

Zhao Qing began to congratulate: "Today, the master is radiant and full of rosy cheeks. Auspicious stars are shining above and the family is full of splendor. I wish you everything goes smoothly from now on, everything goes smoothly, everything goes smoothly, and everything goes smoothly."

"it is good!"

Zhao Qing recited this in a rhythmic manner, and the whole room cheered.

Such auspicious and smooth words are very appropriate for the occasion and everyone likes to hear them.

The host was even happier.

If you are happy, then give me some silver. Zhao Qing bowed and said, "One penny of silver. You will be rich."

When the host saw this, he wondered if the reward for ten consecutive blessings was one penny of silver, so why did he ask for money now?

But since he has already extended his hand, just give it to him. One penny of silver is nothing.

Everyone is happy, festive and auspicious, and this is the most important thing.

The host gave the silver, Zhao Qing accepted it, and then said: "Today, the treasure land is full of auspicious clouds and auspicious air, magnificent and beautiful. On the left are the holy gods of civil and military affairs, and on the right are gold and jade. I wish you a long and lasting relationship from now on, with dragons and phoenixes appearing, the spirit of Longmen, and the two dragons soaring!"

"it is good!"

The whole room applauded again.

First, what was said was indeed good, and second, if the host is happy, the guests will naturally respond accordingly.

Harmony between host and guest.

At this time, Zhao Qing bowed and said, "Two taels of silver, you will be rich, you will be rich."

When the owner heard this, he wondered why they wanted money again. Didn’t they just give it to him, and the amount had increased?

Zhao Qing held up two fingers and explained, "Two dragons soaring, two coins of silver."

At this time, the host will be somewhat unhappy, but most of them will not be able to save face. One or two taels of silver are about the same. On a happy day, happiness and auspiciousness are the most important.

I have plenty of money, give it to you, two taels of silver.

Of course, some people would refuse to give it, and Zhao Qing would shout, "Oh, the master is reluctant to give up two cents of silver. He doesn't want eternity, he doesn't want the auspicious dragon and phoenix, he doesn't want the spirit of the Dragon Gate, and he doesn't even want the two dragons soaring into the sky."

Hey, which master can bear this shout?

The key is that it happened in front of so many guests.

People live by their face, and trees live by their bark.

Most people will immediately change their tune: "It was a misunderstanding, it was a misunderstanding, I didn't say no, give me the money, give me the money."

Okay, I got two cents of silver.

Zhao Qing continued, "Today, the Rui residence is decorated with lanterns and colorful decorations, and everything looks brand new. Outwardly, there is prosperity and wealth, and within, there is splendid literary talent. I wish you a happy and auspicious future, three peaces and two fullnesses, three clearnesses and four whitenesses, three animals and five tripods, and a prosperous and auspicious beginning!"

"it is good!"

The whole room applauded again.

This time it’s even better, all three.

Where can I find this auspicious saying?

Zhao Qing bowed and said, "Four taels of silver, you will be rich, you will be rich."

The owner was even more unhappy. It was only two cents of silver just now, how come it doubled?

But at this time the atmosphere was even more lively, and the guests were looking forward to it, stretching their necks to wait.

At this point, the host was basically kidnapped by Zhao Qing. Even if he was unhappy, he couldn't bring himself to do it and had to pretend to be very happy and willing to pay.

Give it to me. It’s just four taels of silver.

It's only two coins more than two coins of silver, which is nothing and can be afforded.

Okay, continue.

After the fourth sentence was said, four cents became eight cents.

After the fifth sentence was said, eight cents became sixteen cents.

After the sixth sentence was said, sixteen cents became thirty-two cents.

……

After the tenth sentence was said, it cost five hundred and twelve cents.

Ten coins of silver equal one tael.

You see, this is an arithmetic problem.

Most people's instinctive reaction is that the first sentence is one cent, the second sentence is two cents, and even if it is doubled later, it is only a few taels of silver at most.

The generous ones don’t care, but the stingy ones have to accept it because it’s a happy day and the house is so auspicious and festive.

It’s worth spending some money to buy something auspicious and festive!

But actually?

Adding up to the tenth sentence, it is worth more than one hundred taels of silver.

This is a huge sum of money!

Can buy ten cows!

More than one hundred taels, not to mention the stingy ones, even the generous ones would feel the pain.

Zhao Qing started with a small amount of money, one penny of silver, and then kidnapped the master step by step until the master could no longer bear it. He took whatever profit he could get.

As for the guests, they were enjoying the cheers and cheers, and they didn't feel bad at all because they didn't have to pay for it. In fact, they were being used by Zhao Qing, who played a role in fueling the flames.

You said this is such an immoral thing. Even if you talk about happiness and auspiciousness all the time, can you live long?