After crossing over, he has no taboos among the zombies.

Some people may say that the ghost-headed ape has a bad nature, so going to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures is just what it wants.

Combining hobbies with work, getting the best of both worlds?

No, no, no, that's wrong.

There is a saying that makes sense: Don’t easily turn your hobby into a job, otherwise the hobby is likely to become disgusting along with the work.

It's a good thing to like driving, but if you treat driving as a job, you will become a veteran driver. After a while, I guarantee that you will feel sick when you see cars and roads.

It's a good thing to like cooking, but if you treat cooking as a job, you become a chef, and after a few days, the fumes will make you lose all interest.

Similarly, there are storytellers, singers and typists.

There are exceptions, but they are rare.

It's a question of quantity.

Once quantitative changes are involved, the operation will be deformed, become mechanical, and turn into an assembly line.

Guitouxing encountered this problem.

To obtain Buddhist scriptures from the West, one should not just poke a hole in it. That would be too inefficient and difficult to collect.

how to do?

Just put a tube through it, one end goes into the kidney and the other end is connected to a bucket.

We work every minute and every second, twelve hours a day, all year round.

Did you see it?

In an instant, all the fun is gone and only pain remains.

Anyway, ever since entering the Demon Suppression Division, Guitouxing has completely entered another state - an endless sage.

The function of sewers has since become single and has degenerated.

Two words: tragic!

I thought I would spend the rest of my life in a cage and then be treated as useless by the Demon Suppression Division.

But just over ten days ago, an aura of resentment for unknown reasons suddenly rose, causing many demons to enter a state of frenzy, and Guitou Xing suddenly felt full of strength.

Just like that female trout!

It broke free from its shackles, unplugged the tube, kicked open the cage door, and returned to its peak.

The function of the sewer is complete again.

At this moment, it saw a flute, and instantly... its blood boiled.

Then the poor flute started to smoke.

However, joy turns to sorrow. Just when Guitou Ape was about to pick up his hobby again, a human in purple clothes led a large group of people and rushed over. They pointed at Guitou Ape and shouted, "You evil creature, you are so disgusting!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the man in purple poked the ghost-headed ape on the forehead with two fingers.

The ghost-headed gorilla was just about to shiver and didn't dodge.

Then... it completely lost the chance to tremble.

If you say that, how can Guitouxing not be filled with resentment?

Is it possible not to transform into a zombie?

Is it possible to avoid being picked on by someone with cross eyes?

The only hobby of a lifetime, picked up again after being abused by life thousands of times, what kind of perseverance does this require, but in the end, it just lacks that last bit.

Stabbed to death.

Is there any royal law?

Are there any laws?

There is still a full meal before being beheaded!

Just like that... with resentment rising to the sky, the body of the ghost-headed gorilla circled around and came to Qin He.

The shadow lamp captivates the soul, the judgment is weighed, and the man in black robe opens his golden mouth: There is a scarlet green sweater in the swamp forest, and people and animals are miserable within a radius of ten miles. Lizards pass by hurriedly with their tails between their legs, and willows dare not sway in the wind. If you ask who is the peak on the turbulent road, the answer will be in vain with a shake of the two gourds.

Reward: Immortal Board Technique.

Immortal Board Technique: A prank spell from the ancient witch sect. When this spell is cast, the target's ancestor's immortal board will not be suppressed.

Note: This technique will damage one's hidden virtues. People without any merits should use it with caution, lest they become unable to hold their own coffins down.

Qin He: Hmm o_O???

Seeing this reward, Qin He couldn't help but be stunned. Is this spell serious?

It's a bit immoral to curse someone's ancestors so much that their coffin lid can't hold them down.

But Qin He reacted quickly.

If the coffin lid can't hold it down, then it's a corpse turning into a corpse!

If you think about it this way, this can't be called immoral, this is called... this is called... um... mine clearance.

That’s right, it’s mine clearance!

If the coffin lid can't hold the body down, then the corpse must be ominous and will break out of the coffin sooner or later.

It’s worse if you come out later. It’s better to come out earlier and burn it all away. It’s good for you, me, and everyone.

Thinking of this, Qin He instantly felt that this spell was simply selfless.

It is an essential spell to create a perfect new world!

Learn decisively and apply decisively.

He shouted "biu~" at Zhang Liang who had just returned from peeing and was sitting outside the gate.

Immortal board technique!

……

At the same time, at the Zhang family tomb mountain twenty miles outside Lin'an City.

A tomb suddenly exploded with a loud bang, and wood chips and stone chips flew all over the sky and fell to the ground.

In the center of the grave, an old man in shrouds and with a decayed face roared to the heavens, "I wish to ascend to heaven, my magical power is boundless~!"