After crossing over, he has no taboos among the zombies.

The calf was stunned, then lowered its head and obediently went to the pond next to it.

When a cow sits down, the whole pond of water overflows.

"Puff~" Two more farts.

"The cow farts, the cow farts~"

"Hahaha~ Cow fart~"

At this moment, the canary placed by the pond laughed loudly in its cage.

This is the lifting of the silence spell.

The calf stepped on its two legs and broke them, which made it bear a grudge.

"You damn bird, shut up!" The calf's eyes suddenly turned black and he scolded in a bad mood.

"You are the dead bird, your whole family is dead birds~" The canary's voice was originally very mellow, but the words it called out made the calf want to sit on it to death.

"You bastard, you dare to be so arrogant? Do you believe I will stew you?" The calf became even angrier.

"You're a bull monster, you're still covered in hair after transforming, and you can't even wipe your butt. You have no right to speak human language, lol lol lol~~" Canary was extremely mean.

"Who said I can't wipe it? I just forgot." These words hit the calf's sore spot, and after saying this, it hurriedly stood up and gestured.

It turned out that the hands transformed from its front hooves were very short and could not reach behind it at all.

Seeing this, the canary laughed even more happily.

"Hahahaha... short arms!"

"I can't even wipe my butt."

"You yellow-haired weirdo."

"You've transformed into a piece of shit."

"..."

The calf's sore spot was poked, and its nose bulged with anger.

Seeing this, Qin He reached out and pointed at the canary.

Silence spell.

The canary's fragrance suddenly stopped, and it opened its mouth but could not make any sound.

"Master, stew it." The calf suggested to Qin He with gritted teeth.

Qin He didn't comment, and after a pause, he said, "Let's study the recipe first. Birds that look good are usually not tasty."

"Okay!"

The calf's eyes lit up.

When the canary heard this, fear showed in her eyes, but she still bravely spat at the calf.

This is a guy who won’t cry until he sees the soup pot!

He is soft in every way except talking.

After calming down the bickering between the two beasts, Qin He took a nice bath and drank two taels of wine.

I feel like the Taoist priest’s cleansing is almost done.

Then he got up and went.

……

At the same time, the Taoist priest and the monk were in the bathhouse.

After they finished bathing and were dressed, they were about to leave when the door suddenly opened.

A burst of white smoke came towards me at an extremely fast speed, making it impossible to avoid it.

The monks and Taoists were horrified because they found that the moment the white smoke hit their faces, they were frozen in place and unable to move.

Amidst the billowing white smoke, a slender figure slowly emerged.

The two of them looked closely and their expressions became even more shocked.

This man is as handsome as jade, with sword-like eyebrows reaching his temples. He is dressed in a well-fitting flying fish suit, making him a very handsome official.

It was... Wei Wu!

Wei Wu, whom I hadn't seen for more than half a year, had seen his Feiyu uniform changed from purple to light yellow. The flying fish pattern was extremely bright. It was the official uniform of the commander of the Feiyu Guard.

"It's you?" The Taoist's face changed drastically.

"Hey, Wei thief!" The monk became even more excited. He had been at odds with this man from the very beginning.

Wei Wu grinned, revealing a row of bright white teeth, and said, "Don't get excited, the two of you. This commander came here to ask for something from you two."

"I'm warning you not to act rashly." The big monk gritted his teeth and said, "Whatever tricks you used on us, if you dare, let us go and fight to the death~"

"You are a despicable villain, practicing unorthodox methods." The Taoist priest also echoed.

"Don't say that. You have to admit your defeat and stand at attention when you are beaten." Wei Wu smiled and then walked towards the Taoist priest step by step.

"What do you want to do?" The Taoist swallowed; he felt something was not right about Wei Wu, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.

"It's okay, it will be fine in a while." Wei Wu came to the Taoist priest, squatted down, and then pulled open his crotch.

"what!"

The Taoist shuddered and shouted, "You, you, you...are you a pervert?"

"Stop!"

"Don't struggle. Don't blame me if you take the wrong thing." Wei Wu glared at him, then unceremoniously put his hand into his crotch and started touching something.

The Taoist priest's crotch is also a space, which is similar to the yellow cloth bag used to hold corpses.

The small crotch actually has a different world.

He reached out and grabbed two round objects.

The Taoist priest opened his eyes, his cursing stopped abruptly, and he pleaded, "Stop it, please."

Wei Wu blinked and said, "I told you, don't struggle."

Then he let go and continued to dig inside. After a few pulls, he finally touched a round object.

The moment it was taken out, the bathroom was shining with golden light, as if covered with a layer of golden gauze, and it turned out to be a huge golden egg.

Looking closely, you can see many fine cracks around the golden egg, as if the things inside are about to break out of the egg.

"Wei Wu, I advise you not to touch it. This egg involves the secrets of heaven. Only saints with great merit can touch it. It is not a treasure." The Taoist warned.

"What's the secret?" Wei Wu asked.

"I can't tell you that." The Taoist gritted his teeth. After a pause, he was suddenly stunned and asked suspiciously: "Wait a minute, you don't seem to be Wei Wu. Who are you?"

Wei Wu weighed the golden egg in his hand, his eyes filled with surprise. He asked curiously, "You said I'm not Wei Wu. Why?"

"Wei Wu is a sissy now, but you are not." When the Taoist heard this, he immediately realized that his feeling was correct. This person was really not Wei Wu.

"Sissy?" Wei Wu was stunned, not understanding what was going on.

"Wei Wu is now a sissy with orchid fingers?" The monk also suddenly realized.

"No way?" Wei Wu was a little surprised. After a pause, he sighed and said, "Well, since I can't hide it from you, then I won't hide it. Now I will speak to you in my true identity."

As soon as he finished speaking, white mist surrounded him.

The next moment, a young man dressed as an onmyoji, with a pale face and a crow hat on his head, slowly emerged from the white mist. He raised his eyebrows and said with a smile, "It's me. Are you surprised? Are you happy?"