In fact, the Taoists and monks were not afraid of the Feiyu Guards, but of the huge crowd.
At the Qingniu Immortal Temple, first come, first served. If you dare to cut in line, you might get so angry that a group of people might come up and scratch your face.
Most of the people living at the dock are tough guys.
There are those who are arrogant, those who are stupid, those who don't care about their lives, and even more who throw tantrums.
Just then, a thin, gray-faced young man with a pointed mouth in the team caught a glimpse of the big monk's wrinkles. His eyes rolled around, and he left the team and ran to the Taoist priest and the monk, squeezing in between them.
But how can one squeeze into such a crowded team?
What's more, the big monk's flesh wrinkles bounced like a cowhide bellows.
The big monk was annoyed by being rubbed, so he reached out and pushed it away.
The gray-faced young man took two steps back, then fell down in an extremely exaggerated posture, and then began to yell: "Ouch~"
"The monk pushed someone and broke his leg. Broke his leg~"
"The monk pushed someone~"
"..."
Wow, that voice even stunned the big monk.
The Taoist priest was also stunned. Where the hell did this person come from?
The gray-faced young man's voice was very loud, and just a few shouts attracted the attention of the people around him. The Feiyu Guards who were maintaining order in the team also hurried over here.
"It hurts, it hurts, my leg is broken, my leg is broken~"
"This monk pushed me and hurt me!"
"..."
The gray-faced young man pointed at the big monk and kept yelling.
The big monk and the Taoist priest looked at each other, opened their eyes, and began to understand what was going on.
This is fucking a scam!
"You...don't talk nonsense." The big monk suddenly became angry.
In broad daylight, in the open, this person actually came here to commit fraud so blatantly.
"Oh... this guy got hurt."
"It's hard to handle."
"You have to pay!"
However, most of the people who came to watch did not know what was going on and immediately started talking about it. The few who saw it just watched the show from the sidelines.
Open your mouth and seek justice?
Nothing.
There is no risk in watching a show, but you need to be careful when you speak.
The water at the dock is as deep as the water in the canal.
People with an overwhelming sense of justice usually don't live long in the docks.
This is the world of mortals. Everyone should clean up the snow in front of their own door, and be cautious when helping others.
"You're still trying to argue. Just tell me, were you the one who pushed me?"
The gray-faced young man pointed at the monk with a look of pain on his face. His performance was clearly that of a habitual offender. At the end, he added, "Monks don't tell lies. Don't talk nonsense!"
The big monk was immediately caught off guard, his face flushed red. He pointed at the gray-faced young man and said angrily, "Then...then you were pushing me, and I only pushed you lightly. I didn't use any force."
"Hey hey... did you hear that, did you hear that? He admitted it." Upon hearing this, the gray-faced young man immediately took advantage of the situation and covered his thigh with his hands, wailing, "Oh, it hurts so much, it hurts so much~"
The big monk's face suddenly turned blue, white, and red with anger, and he had the urge to sit on the bastard to death.
He had a hundred ways to kill this man, but he was neither a demon nor a ghost.
Monks do not hurt others easily, and even less do they kill.
Instinctively, he looked at the Taoist priest, wanting to ask for help.
The Taoist priest looked helpless and rolled his eyes, "Why would you admit such a thing?"
Can you admit to pushing someone?
If you admit it, you have to pay compensation.
Lying down with him is the solution.
After all, those who are lying on the ground have no shame, so what shame do you have?
"I, Fahai, always sit upright and never talk nonsense. I pushed but I didn't use much force. This is all true, not a bit false." The big monk said with his neck stiff.
Ever since.
After a stick of incense, the monk paid the price of two taels of silver and a belly full of anger for his straightforwardness.
The gray-faced young man left with two taels of silver. After leaving the crowd, he ran away happily, fearing that the Taoist priest and the monk would catch up with him.
The gray-faced young man was named Ma Fei. He was skinny and had thin legs, just like a sparrow.
Not only the legs look like a bird, but the shadow cast by the person under the sun also looks very much like a bird.
There is a rumor that a canary that was presented as tribute to the Ryukyu Kingdom two months ago suddenly turned into a human form after a puff of white smoke and disappeared without a trace.
But that was just a rumor. The Ryukyu Kingdom sent envoys to Beijing and brought many tributes to the new emperor.
The little canary is not worth mentioning.
……
Ma Fei walked through the streets and alleys and soon got away from the Qingniu Immortal Temple.
When he turned around and saw that no one was chasing him, he was completely relieved, and there was a look of satisfaction on his face.
The risk and reward of scamming people is high, and the key is to choose the target well.
First of all, you have to be rich, there is no need to say more.
Who has money?
There are many different kinds of rich people, but one thing is certain: fat people are definitely rich.
The second best thing to do is to touch others when they are in a hurry to do something.
When people are anxious, they don't want to bother with those who try to scam them, and the chances of getting into trouble will greatly increase.
The third is to act accordingly. Don’t ask for too much or make excessive profits, as that won’t last long.
The great monk perfectly meets these three points.
First, he has money.
Second, he was anxious to worship the immortals.
Third, two taels of silver was not a lot for him.
Ma Fei weighed the silver in his hand and was very satisfied with today's results. He was planning to go out for a meal.
Finally, I looked up!
duang!
Directly and intimately came into contact with something hard.
Ma Fei suddenly sat down on the ground, with stars in his eyes.
Take a closer look, wow.
A cow!
cattle!
There was another person sitting on the cow.
I just happened to bump into the bull's head, it was a head-on collision.
Ma Fei rolled his eyes and lay down again, grumbling, "Ouch~ It hurts~~"
"Broken bones, broken bones, my butt is broken in two."
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