After crossing over, he has no taboos among the zombies.

"Do not!!"

When the monks and Taoist priests saw this, their faces suddenly became distorted and they screamed.

This hateful cow is only afraid of chaos in the world.

My conscience is completely damaged.

Not only did it poop, it pooped a lot.

“Ah~hahahaha~~”

Wei Wuze laughed so hard that she turned into Sister Pomegranate.

My mouth is almost crooked.

What does it mean that fortune changes?

This is called the cycle of fortune!

Last year, outside Tonggu Village, Wei Wu was caught by a monk. He was also a small yellow ox, a little smaller than this one. It defecated a large amount of watery cow dung with a loud noise. The monk forced him to make a small man out of the cow dung.

Cow dung, pinch? Villain?

That memory became Wei Wu's nightmare for a time.

Whenever I think of him, I feel extremely disgusted. I always feel that there is a lingering smell of cow dung on my hands that can never be washed away.

it's good now.

Even if the mountains don’t move, the water will. Don’t look down on the young and poor!

Mr. Wei is now more powerful than all of you combined.

Come on! Take revenge!

"Pinch it, pinch it for me!" Wei Wu pointed at the cow dung. He was more excited than breaking through the external strength. There was nothing more satisfying than revenge.

Previously, thanks to the mediation of his master's wife, the two sides shook hands and made peace, and Wei Wu no longer had a reason to get angry.

Now, you can bring it up yourself.

This beating was really worth it!

"Wei Wu, don't go too far. A gentleman can be killed but not humiliated. If you have the guts, try to kill me. I will never, ever, crush you!"

The big monk was extremely tough and looked like he would never obey even if he died.

However, he refused to obey and only held out for a dozen breaths under the impact of Wei Wu's wind-like head.

Wei Wu didn't play anything else, but only played the two rows of scars on the top of the monk's head.

With the help of external force and the bull's strength, all the monk's scars stood out.

It is so outstanding, just like the cockscomb.

"Oops~"

"Stop, we can discuss it, we can discuss it!"

"Hitting people is not recommended!"

The big monk cried out in pain. At this moment, he and the Taoist priest were not only unable to defeat Wei Wu, but also had their acupoints sealed by Wei Wu.

There is absolutely no ability to resist at all. I don’t know where this bastard learned this, but he is so accurate in every single thing he does.

"Pinch... or not pinch?" Wei Wu crossed his arms and spoke in a long voice.

"It's not that we don't want to pinch it, it's just that... we can't do it anymore."

At this moment, the Taoist priest spoke, pretending to be weak, and said, "We encountered a dragon-slaying demon on the way here. We fought a fierce battle and suffered internal injuries. And then... you beat me again. I'm hanging on by a thread. I can't hold on any longer."

While speaking, he was lying on the ground and pretending to cough.

Not to mention, at this moment he had a bruised face and looked miserable. If you were soft-hearted, you would be easily fooled by him.

The fat man also quickly agreed: "Wei Wu, Brother Wu, we don't have to be like this. It's a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding."

"No way, you're all injured?" Wei Wu looked serious, blinked suspiciously, and said, "Are you kidding me?"

"In the dragon-slaying war, demons are everywhere. I will never lie to you. If I lie to you, the monk is a puppy." The Taoist raised his hand and made a swearing gesture.

"Alright, since you've sworn, I believe you. I won't bother you anymore. Let me check your injuries." Wei Wu looked relieved. He walked over to the Taoist priest and took a look. He said in surprise, "Oh no! You've been hit by the Seven Injury Fist!"

"What should I do?"

"Oh, right, you just said, fight injury with injury, fight poison with poison."

After Wei Wu finished speaking, he looked as if he had suddenly realized something, and then he raised his fist in the horrified eyes of the Taoist priest and the monk.

That was a real fight, every punch hit the flesh.

The Taoist priest and the monk screamed in pain, and after the beating, they fell to the ground and couldn't get up.

Wei Wu leaned over to look again and muttered to himself, "Hasn't he gotten up yet?"

"Alas~ It seems that the force of fighting injury with injury is not strong enough, so the effect is not good."

After saying that, he began to roll up his sleeves, looking ready to get to work.

The Taoist priest and the monk could no longer hold back after hearing this. They summoned their last breath of spiritual energy and jumped up while shouting in fear:

"No, no, no!"

"It's much better now. It's much better now."

"Thank you."

"Thank you? How should I thank you?" Wei Wu crossed his hands again and took the opportunity to strike the snake.

When the monks and Taoist priests heard this, their faces turned green like frogs.

They finally saw clearly that if they didn't pinch this shitty guy today, Wei Wu would keep beating them until they agreed to pinch him.

All the beatings were in vain.

In that case, don't take it. You can't escape.

If the fight continues, someone will die.

"We...will show you a shit-making show." The monk said with a sad face. When you are under someone's roof, you have to bow your head.

"This boy is teachable!" Wei Wu immediately gave him a thumbs up, his face smiling so much that it almost reached his ears.

This is the effect we want.

The feeling of being powerful is refreshing!

"Pinch what?"

After a pause, the Taoist asked with a disgusted look on his face, "Since you can't escape, then you might as well live while you can. It's never too late for a real man to take revenge."

Wei Wu's eyes gurgled, and he licked his lips and said excitedly, "Why don't you just make a Green Ox Immortal, a lifelike one."

Ever since.

After half an hour, under Wei Wu's picky and demanding instructions.

A cow dung statue of the Green Ox Immortal was erected.

Ho!

The nose is a nose, the eyes are eyes, the face is covered with a mask, and there is a green bull under the crotch. It looks exactly like the real thing.

It's so lifelike.

That's killing two birds with one stone.

When Wei Wu saw this, his hatred disappeared. He laughed loudly towards the sky, led the Cowherd away, and left with great satisfaction.

The two of them were left looking at each other with gnashing teeth in hatred.

"Monk, this bastard's strength has improved by leaps and bounds. He must have worshipped the Green Ox Immortal and learned his magic!" said the Taoist priest with certainty.

When he was in Lu, it was no secret that the Great Immortal Qingniu was spreading his teachings widely.

"What about us?"

The monk was moved and instinctively looked at the newly formed statue of the Green Ox Immortal's shit.

Lifelike~