"Master Zuoling, what should we do?"
Seeing Gantuji hesitate, the two men hurriedly urged him on; because while he was hesitating, Wei Wu moved noticeably, which meant he was about to wake up.
Gantuji gripped the knife handle so tightly that his knuckles turned white from exerting so much force. After a pause, his tense body suddenly relaxed. He slapped his thigh and gritted his teeth, saying, "Let's go!"
He wanted to kill Wei Wu, but Aqina's order was to "abandon the ox cart", which clearly meant not to kill anyone.
After weighing the pros and cons, he finally chose to obey the order.
Because he didn't know whether something would really happen to Aqina, everything was unknown.
The risks brought about by blind actions are unpredictable.
Upon hearing this, the two men felt as if they had been pardoned. They hurriedly dropped their night lights and quickly disappeared into the night.
"Ami, your whole family is in trouble. The blood moon is fading. Is this the end of the dragon slaying?"
At this moment, an incongruous Buddhist chant came from the darkness, followed by a rustling sound. Two figures, one fat and one thin, pushed aside the weeds on the roadside and came onto the road.
"That's not right. In the past five thousand years of slaying dragons, it's never been this short. Wait a minute, there seems to be a car over there."
"The lantern was dropped on the ground and robbed?"
"Hey, Wuliang, your whole family is a great celestial being. Your uncle Wu De is here. Why don't you show up quickly, thief!"
"Your Grandpa Fahai is here too!"
"You're taking advantage of me?"
"Stop talking nonsense, there's no one here, go check it out."
Soon, two figures, one fat and one thin, came to the side of the ox cart. The firelight illuminated the two of them. One was a big monk with a swimming ring all over his body, and the other was a Taoist priest who was as thin as a stick.
It was Wu De and Fahai.
Both Taoism and Buddhism have their own secret techniques for calculating the world's fortunes.
The two had originally planned to return to the capital in autumn, but they never expected that the signs of slaying the dragon would suddenly appear earlier than expected.
The two of them tried their best to hurry, but they were still a step late.
The blood moon rises and a meteorite appears.
The only anomaly is that the blood moon lasts too short a time.
When the two saw the person lying on the ox cart, they were stunned.
The Taoist priest was surprised: "This...this...isn't this Wei Wu?"
The monk was also quite surprised and asked, "Why is he in this wilderness?"
The Taoist priest hurriedly picked up the lantern from the ground and shone it closer. "That's Wei Wu, for sure. I haven't seen him for a few months. How come he's become so effeminate? Look at his face, it's whiter than my ass."
After saying that, he twitched his nose again, leaned forward to sniff, and said, "It smells like alcohol. Are you drunk?"
The monk also shuddered a few times when he heard this, but he was stunned for a moment. Then his nose followed the ropes along the ox cart and came to the ox's butt. After sniffing a few times, the monk let out a strange cry: "Hey... this ox, it's it!"
The Taoist priest was puzzled. He raised the lamp and looked at the little yellow ox, which was still in a state of numbness. He asked in confusion, "What's wrong with the ox?"
"This cow is... the one that hit us in Lu last year!" the monk said excitedly with certainty.
"Really?" The Taoist priest was a little excited when he heard this. He looked at the little yellow ox again and said, "Didn't you say last time that Qinhe's ox hit us? This one seems to be a lot bigger, and its fur is glossier."
The monk's face froze slightly, and he said, "I didn't taste it last time. Anyway, no matter whether that was the last one or not, this one must be it."
"Monk, don't make a mistake." The Taoist priest was cautious. Last time in Lu, the monk's tongue couldn't taste the flavor of beef, which made him feel confused.
When the monk heard this, he thought to himself, "Are you doubting my expertise?"
So without saying anything, he pressed his fingers together and shouted, "The wind and smoke from all directions enter my mouth. Mani Padme Hum, let my tongue find the taste!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he stretched out his lips and licked the calf's butt with a "slurp".
And then...baji,baji.
The next moment, his eyes widened and he shouted, "It's it, it's it... That's it!"
"Good boy, we finally found it." Upon hearing this, the Taoist gritted his teeth and said, "After searching everywhere, it turns out it was this guy Wei Wu who bumped into us!!"
"Twice!" The monk made a two gesture. As for other grudges with Wei Wu, they were complicated and tangled.
One master's wife, two enemies, they don't like each other, and if they make the other party suffer a setback, they will be excited for several days.
"Wait, hiss... didn't you say that this cow might belong to the Green Ox Immortal, or it might belong to Qin He? Then is the person on the car Wei Wu?" After a pause, the Taoist suddenly remembered something and asked again.
The monk paused and also stopped.
With the Green Ox Immortal, Wei Wu, and Qin He mixed in, the monk felt that you were in me and I was in you, it was a tangled mess that was impossible to unravel.
The art of disguise is not a very sophisticated skill. If a normal person suddenly becomes a feminine, it might really be a disguise.
The Taoist priest looked at the monk and said solemnly, "It's better to confirm it."
The monk's face twitched immediately and he said, "You...you have to keep it a secret."
"I swear." The Taoist priest also stretched out two fingers.
Seeing this, the monk slapped Wei Wu's face with a look of disgust.
After smacking his lips, the monk said with absolute certainty, "It's Wei Wu, no doubt about it!"
The Taoist priest's doubts were immediately dispelled. He put down the lantern, slowly began to roll up his sleeves, and said, "If that's the case, then we've solved the case. It's all for free now."
"Ami, your whole family is a jerk. We'll give him back what he deserves. Beat him up!"
At this moment, Wei Wu suddenly sat up and opened his dull eyes.
However, before he could see anything, a fleshy fist rapidly enlarged in front of his pupils.
"Boom!"
"Oops~"
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