“That was quite exciting~”

Qin He looked obsessed and made a few thrusting movements. It seemed as if he wanted to do it again a few more times.

"What a pervert." The big turtle was completely unaware and commented in amazement.

"Is this...perverted?" Qin He stretched his head and asked.

"A little bit." The big turtle nodded.

Qin He looked at the little yellow ox again, and the little yellow ox became even more excited. "He's more than just a pervert, he's a complete pervert."

"I think it's okay." Qin He touched his chin and said hesitantly, "Everything... is to suppress the corpse."

"Well... cough cough." The big turtle coughed twice, glanced at the little yellow cow guiltily, and stopped talking in embarrassment.

"Anyone who stuffs things into other people's intestines is a pervert." The little yellow cow said in a firm tone, staring at the big turtle while speaking, almost calling him by name.

When they had another conflict, the big turtle stuffed a chili pepper into his intestines.

The sour and refreshing taste is still unforgettable to the little yellow calf.

Therefore, the little yellow calf hates the act of stabbing the intestines.

"That was just out of haste, and judging from the results, the effect is very good." The big turtle looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, with a look of wanting to show off.

"How dare you say that!" The little yellow ox was furious. This was just a case of bringing up something irrelevant. So he complained to Qin He: "Listen, sir! This turtle has turned into a human, but it doesn't speak human language."

Qin He looked thoughtful and said after a while, "I think what Tiezhu said makes sense."

Little Yellow Ox: “…”

Big Turtle: "⊙▽⊙"

……

"Rumble..."

After a long time, above the sky.

Countless black clouds rolled, dispersing the dark air between heaven and earth, and lightning and thunder flashed.

The spider web is densely packed with lightning bolts as thick as arms, illuminating the earth.

The wind rises, the clouds rise!

In the small town, countless people hidden in the darkness looked up at the electric snakes in the sky with fear in their eyes, filled with lingering fear and anticipation.

Yunze Town has had a very difficult time over the past six months.

The continuous drought dried up the lakes and the fields, and the former land of fish and rice turned into a desert.

What's even more terrifying is that there are corpse monsters wreaking havoc in the deepest part of the lake, which sneak into the town every day to devour people.

At least one person, at most three or five people.

The lakes dried up, and the cracks were devoid of cattle and sheep. There were countless bones and wronged souls in the cracks.

The once prosperous Yunze Town is now empty.

"Crash..."

Soon, dark clouds descended and turned into a downpour.

The rain was so thick that it seemed to be returning all the rain and dew owed for the past six months.

Water slowly converges from treetops, wall corners, and desertified hilltops, turning into streams, and then into torrents, pouring into the dry lake bed.

The earth, mountains, trees, and countless wild grass seeds waiting to germinate in the soil are madly absorbing the rain from the sky, making "cooing" sounds.

Spring is back, and the spring in Yunze Town is just a little late, but it will catch up eventually.

It won’t be long before the grass and trees return, the fish migrate, and the bones at the bottom of the lake turn into mud, and this place will be restored to a prosperous water town.

As for the earth-shaking fight before the rainy night, it will become rumors and legends, and people will make up stories until it becomes a strange talk after dinner and tea.

At this moment, if there were a pair of eyes looking down at the earth from the clouds above the sky, they would find that the vast Lu land was centered on Yunze Town, and the rain curtain continued to spread outward until it covered the entire Lu land.

The spring thunder rolls and brings devastation to the world.

This year, there will be good weather and good harvests in Lu.

……

Three days later, Qin He set out on his return journey.

The imperial army returned home more than half a month ago. The emperor issued an edict, ordering Sun Yuanhua, the governor of Lu, to collect grain and supervise the spring plowing in Lu to prevent further civil unrest.

Half a month later, the imperial army returned home and looked for their mothers.

Those who came from Zhejiang returned to Zhejiang, those who came from Xuzhou returned to Xuzhou, those who came from the nine borders returned to the nine borders... They kept splitting up along the way, and when they arrived in the capital, only more than 300 people from Feiyuwei and 4,000 people from the Beijing Camp were left.

The trip to Lu was a defeat at first but then a victory.

The Feiyu Guard lost more than 200 people, and the Beijing Camp was even worse off, with only 4,000 left out of 20,000.

Many people were killed in the crematorium and the crematorium. The South City crematorium was completely destroyed, and only two people were left in the West City crematorium.

But the miracle was that no one was killed in the East City Crematorium. Twelve people left and twelve returned.

Several months after leaving Beijing, the people from the East City Crematorium were walking on the bustling dock, carrying large and small bags on their backs, looking very happy.

Qin He rode leisurely on the cow's back, took a breath of the air at the dock that was mixed with the smell of money, sweat, dust, livestock and food, and felt refreshed.

Qin He traveled to Lu for several months and visited many places. After comparing them, he still missed the docks in the capital the most.

Here are merchants and pedestrians flowing like a stream, here are dialects from all corners of the world, here are countless human joys and sorrows, here is the bustling world of red dust.

No matter how chaotic the world is, it will not affect the prosperity here in the slightest.

East City Crematorium.

The officers on duty, Ling Zhonghai, Gao Linkun and Yang Baitou, organized a brief welcome ceremony.

The triumphant return of the twelve people was an honor for the East City Crematorium, and Ling Zhonghai would also gain face if he told others about it.

After the ceremony, everyone dispersed.

Xu Changshou couldn't wait to knock on the door of Yang Qiaoer, the tofu beauty, with the special products of Shandong. Li Tie ran home frantically. The cremators went out to the streets to look for food, and some went to the old alley.

Qin He returned to the crematorium.

The crematorium was still the same as when he left. The only change was that there was an extra pot on the crooked stove.

"Master, didn't we take the pot with us when we went out?" The big turtle looked at the big iron pot on the stove and asked as if he had seen a ghost.

"Yes, I brought it."

Qin He scratched his head, a little confused, and hurriedly took out a big pot from the space under his armpit. This pot had also been used to stew eel spirits, crab spirits, and loach spirits on the way.

"Then where did this pot come from?" The big turtle had a head full of question marks.

"Yeah, where did it come from?" Qin He was also puzzled.

……

At the same time, in the officer's duty room.

Ling Zhonghai and Gao Linkun peeked through the gap in the window at Room 7.

"Boss, Qin He won't recognize that the pot was bought by us, right?" Gao Linkun asked.

"It shouldn't be. The pot we bought is from the same store as the one in Qinhe, and it's old. There's not much difference." Ling Zhonghai shook his head.

"Four hundred coins, what a huge loss." Gao Linkun slapped his thigh, his face full of pain.

This story has to start from the day when Qin He and others set out for Lu.

There was war in Lu, and the life and death of those who set out were uncertain.

The two of them had set their sights on Qin He's big iron pot early in the morning.

If Qin He fails to return from Lu, the big iron pot will be a good inheritance for them.

But as soon as Qin He left, they discovered that the big pot had disappeared.

Qin He clearly didn't bring the pot when he set out. Such a big thing just disappeared like that, and he couldn't find it even after searching the entire crematorium.

After thinking about it, the two men felt that the pot was most likely stolen.

This is really a problem.

If Qin He hadn't come back, everything would be fine.

It would be fun if Qin He came back.

Because Ling Zhonghai got angry many times and pointed at Qin He and cursed, "You lunatic, just get killed by the corpse. I'm going to sell your iron pot to buy some wine."

This is what it means to cause trouble by speaking the truth.

When Qin He came back from Lu and found that the pot was missing, who did he suspect first?

Of course they are Ling Zhonghai and Gao Linkun.

Thinking about what Qin He had done in the past, Ling Zhonghai and Gao Linkun felt frightened.

If this gets out of hand, who knows what the scene will be.

So the two of them discussed it and decided to buy a pot to make up for it.

Qin He's brain is spinning from time to time, so you can't afford to offend him.

As a result, the two people who had originally planned to divide the Qinhe big iron pot not only got nothing, but instead lost a pot for no apparent reason.

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