The big turtle and the little calf have been at odds with each other ever since their last fight.

Every time Qin He went back, he could find clues of them fighting each other.

Qin He didn't know how to reconcile them, so he could only watch and not say anything, hoping that over time, they could come together.

As a result... Before Qin He even reached the door of the crematorium, he saw a calf jumping inside. The frightened crematorium workers hid in the room and dared not go out.

Even Xu Changshou, Ling Zhonghai and others hid in the duty room and only dared to stick their heads out.

To them, birds of a feather flock together. The cows raised by Qin He are just like Qin He. They have crazy brains and are very strong. They are not to be messed with.

I love jumping around, no one can stop me, I just hope Qin He can come back soon.

Otherwise, the corpse delivery team will be here soon.

The calf mooed and jumped around as if trying to get something out. It even rubbed its tail against a tree. Suddenly, it spotted Qin He and rushed out of the crematorium to Qin He, yelling, "Master, help me! It's so hot, so hot~"

"hot?"

Qin He was stunned. He naturally didn't know that the two animals had already started fighting. He lifted the ox's head and asked, "You didn't taste the chili pepper again, did you?"

This happened because of the last time Qin He ate something, he took out some chili peppers and ate them with the big turtle.

The calf, half out of curiosity and half tempted by the giant turtle, took a bite as well. It was so spicy that it jumped up and down, and only then did it feel better after rushing to the canal and drinking a bellyful of water.

Seeing that it couldn't bear it, Qin He told it not to touch it.

So when Qin He heard the calf say it was spicy, he thought it was trying chili peppers again.

When the calf heard this, tears started to fall from his eyes. He said aggrievedly, "Master, it's not the mouth, it's the butt~"

"butt?"

Qin He was even more puzzled, thinking that you must have eaten something spicy and had diarrhea, otherwise why would your butt be spicy?

He quickly turned to the back of the cow and found a stalk sticking out of the calf's butt. He reached out and pinched it and pulled it gently, and a red thing came out.

When he took a closer look, he gasped in shock.

Half a pepper!

"Wang Tiezhu!!"

Qin He's face turned dark. Now he understood that the two of them must have started fighting again.

The calf had legs but no hands, and suffered a great loss.

Qin He hurriedly took the calf back to the crematorium, but as soon as he entered, he saw the giant turtle rolled up a bundle of straw and scrubbing its shell vigorously. It looked like it wanted to rub off the lines on it.

A strange smell lingered in the crematorium.

The big turtle turned around and saw Qin He. He was stunned for a moment, then immediately started to grumble, aggrieved, "Master, you have to do justice for me. This cow shit on me~"

Qin He was about to scold him, but when he heard this, he took another breath and quickly closed the doors and windows to use the soundproofing technique. He looked at the calf and asked, "Did you poop on it?"

"It stuffed chili peppers into my ass~." The calf's eyes flashed and he said stubbornly.

The big turtle felt even more aggrieved and cried out, "It was it that pooped first, so I stuffed the chili peppers in it. My bucket is uninhabitable now, it's full of poop. If you don't believe me, just look at me, I can't even wash off the smell."

Qin He hurried over to take a look, and wow, there was indeed a pile of cow dung in the bucket.

I don't know if the calf is detoxifying after eating the Strong Beast Pill or what, it's so watery that it has no shape.

There were traces of the giant turtle's frantic struggle on it.

It is obvious that when the animal was defecating, the big turtle was still in the bucket.

"You bastard!" Qin He was so angry that his teeth were itching. He looked at the calf and said, "What's wrong with you? Why are you shitting on it?"

"It...it called me a waste." The calf said again.

"I didn't. I just asked it to eat less. It ate up all the buns." The big turtle shouted.

"You're calling me a bastard."

"I didn't, you're slandering me."

"You do, you definitely do~"

"I don't!"

"If you have it, you have it!"

"..."

As they were talking, the two animals started arguing again.

"Okay, okay, stop it, everyone, shut up!"

Qin He hurriedly stopped them and pointed at them, saying, "Don't fight, either of you. None of you will give me peace of mind."

The two animals suddenly didn't dare to speak, but they still stared at each other.

Qin He looked at the half-eaten chili in his hand, then looked at the dirty cow dung bucket, and suddenly felt a headache.

If two animals don't get along, sooner or later something will happen, and we have to find a way to solve it.

But I couldn't think of a good solution at the moment. The crematorium is so small, it can't be divided into two rooms, right?

"Grandpa, my butt still hurts, save me." At this time, the calf said aggrievedly.

Qin He looked at it and said, "Nonsense, only half of the pepper was pulled out, and the other half was broken inside. It would be strange if it didn't hurt."

After thinking for a moment, Qin He looked at the big turtle and asked, "How did you get in?"

"Just...stuff it in." The big turtle made a gesture of charging forward.

"Get it out." Qin He ordered.

The big turtle shook his head, "You can get it outside, but you can't get it inside."

"Put your head in." Qin He said.

"no!!"

The big turtle and the little calf let out strange cries at the same time.

Then the two animals looked at each other and made a "tsk" sound at the same time.

"Then what do you want me to do?" Qin He was speechless. He looked at the calf again and said, "How about you just hold it in and wait for it to come out?"

The little calf looked hurt, "Master, I just finished pooping, I can't hold it in for that long."

"You deserve it. Bickering is one thing, but what the hell are you doing?" Qin He glared at it. Neither animal was right, but it was obvious that the calf was more impulsive and more reckless.

Not to mention pooping in the bucket where the big turtle sleeps, you can't even do it in the room.

This is the rule that the calf made on his first day.

This is a "bottom line" error.

The calf lowered his head, knowing that he was in the wrong, and dared not speak.

Qin He paced back and forth, thought for a while, picked up a pair of chopsticks from the table, thought again, turned behind the stove, and picked up the tongs leaning against the corner of the wall.

When clamped, it made a "click" sound.

The calf took one look and turned his butt away in fear, almost jumping up, "Master, this... this is too big."

"Ha!" The big turtle couldn't help laughing out loud. Qin He glared at him and he quickly shrank back into his shell, trembling.

"Just tell me whether you want to do it or not. If you don't, just wait for the next shit to come out." Qin He looked at the calf.

The little calf's face was filled with hesitation. After a while, he seemed to be trying to gauge whether he could hold onto the next puff. He also seemed to find it very difficult, so he trembled and said, "Master, yes, I can, but please...be gentle~"

Qin He ignored it and pointed the tongs at it: "Let me be frank, if you dare to fart later, I will kill you!"

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