Guanzhong Tomb Robbery Notes

Huazai at this moment.

Like a venomous snake baring its fangs, ready to strike a fatal blow.

It would be a lie if I said I wasn't nervous.

My heart was tense at the time, but I tried hard to put on a bright smile.

Pretend to be very excited: "I was thinking about how I would live a carefree life when I made a lot of money!"

“Is the upper-class life in Hong Kong Island really that good?”

“Are there really so many beautiful women?”

"And that blonde, blue-eyed foreign girl..."

"By the way, can I sleep with an island girl in Hong Kong? I want to bring glory to my country!"

"Pfft, ahahaha!" Huazai laughed so hard that spit came out all over the sky.

The arm around my neck loosened a little.

"Hahaha, to win glory for the country, you have ambition!"

"As long as you cooperate, even the hottest girls in Kabukicho can sleep with you. It doesn't matter how you want to win glory."

"Cooperation, definitely cooperation!" I picked up the Yubingshao on the table and unscrewed the lid.

Yubingshao is a famous liquor in Guangdong Province, and its production method is quite unique.

Put the pork fat into the brewed rice wine.

Use fat to absorb impurities in the wine, making the wine more mellow.

In addition, the combination of fat and liquor will form a unique soy sauce flavor.

Yubingshao tastes fishy at first when you drink it.

Then the aroma of fermented black beans, fatty meat, and rice comes one after another, finally ending with a sweet aftertaste.

If you have never tried it, you will definitely want to vomit after taking the first sip.

But once you get used to it, you'll like the taste of this wine.

"Cooperation, we must cooperate!"

"Thank you for thinking highly of me and giving me this opportunity to work together from scratch."

"I won't say thank you enough, just look at my actual performance!"

“It’s all in the wine!”

I raised the Yubingshao, tilted my head back and started to drink it.

He drank the whole bottle of white wine.

Burps began to rise from my stomach.

I burped several times and held on to the table to calm myself down.

Then he turned the bottle upside down and showed it to Huazai.

"Drink it, drink it all."

"We, if we work together, we will definitely succeed."

clap clap clap!

Huazi smiled and clapped his hands: "Okay, the cooperation is settled."

"It's settled, it's settled..." As I muttered, my body shook twice, and I leaned back in the chair with my head tilted and started snoring.

Speaking of which, Yubingshao's temperature is only thirty degrees.

Compared with the 65-proof Xifeng Liquor at that time, it was much weaker.

So even though I drank a lot and was a little drunk, I wasn't drunk to the point of passing out.

He just took the opportunity to pretend to be extremely drunk so that Huazai would let down his guard.

"Hey, hey."

Huazi pinched my cheeks and shook my head vigorously: "No way, are you really this drunk?"

I smacked my lips and mumbled a few words in the dialect.

"Wet mud monument... Bao Peng Hang..."

"Xiu Xiu... I'm hungry, really hungry... Hehe."

After muttering, I hugged Huazai's arms with both hands, held his arms tightly in my arms and shook them, pretending that I was holding Xu Xiuxiu and doing something good.

"Haha, it seems that he is really drunk."

Huazi half-hugged me and helped me up, and walked towards the small courtyard next door.

Go into the yard, into the room, and put me on the bed.

Then came the ripping sound of clothes being torn, and Xu Xiuxiu's scolding voice: "Hey, stop touching me."

"How did he get so drunk?"

"Feeling bad? You wouldn't fall for this country bumpkin from the mainland, would you?"

"What a joke! How could I possibly be interested in him? I'm just afraid that if I mess up the job, it will cost my brother his life."

"I'm here to protect your brother's life. Come and let me give you a good kiss."

After a while.

Huazi panted and said, "Don't wash it yet. Where's the pigeon blood I just prepared?"

"Take out the pigeon blood and smear the bed sheet and both of you."

"When he sobers up, tell him you've given your body to him. From now on, you'll be his in life and his in death."

"Have him sign a document promising to take you back to Shaanxi Province."

While I was dressed for sleep, I had already greeted Huazai's family eight hundred times in my heart.

It's so disgusting.

He actually used pigeon blood to pretend to be bleeding to deceive people!

In fact, the method of using pigeon blood to pretend to be blood has existed since ancient times.

Most of them are women who raise skinny horses from Yangzhou. In order to sell the skinny horses that have been beaten for a good price, they use pigeon blood to fool the inexperienced young men.

As long as this method is used well, it basically works every time.

A few years later, there were still gangs that used pigeon blood to disguise miscarriage to deceive people.

There was another noise.

Huazai and Xu Xiuxiu began to fake the scene of blood loss.

"almost."

"Do you remember what it was like to get out of bed after your first time? Act like it."

"Use all your charm to charm this boy so that he will never forget you."

"As long as you go to Shaanxi Province with him and gain control of the antique channels, your precious brother will be able to come back alive!"

"I did everything you said, my brother..."

Bang!

Before Xu Xiuxiu could finish her words, Huazai had already closed the door and left.

Then Xu Xiuxiu snuggled into my arms and hugged me like an octopus.

He whispered softly, "Don't blame me, don't blame me."

"I just wanted to save my brother's life..."

Just to save your brother, you colluded with them to cheat me?

This is just an excuse you make to hurt others!

Once a person does something that crosses the bottom line, no matter whether it is for good or bad, there is no turning back in this life.

Just like me, once I robbed a tomb, I could never go back.

I can only keep on robbing tombs.

Don’t think about stopping after making one ticket, that’s impossible!

So don’t cross the line!

Whether it is the legal bottom line or the bottom line of humanity!

The alcohol gradually took effect and I fell asleep.

I don’t know how long I slept, but I was woken up by the knocking on the door and Huazai’s shouting.

"Wake up, pretty boy!"

"Going to the dock to get ready!"

My mind was awakened, but my eyes still didn't want to open.

Just as I was about to stretch my arms, I felt my left arm being pressed down, and my right arm...

Then the memories from before flooded into my mind.

Luckily I didn’t drink too much and still remember what happened before I fell asleep!

Blackout refers to waking up from a drunken stupor and finding that you can't remember anything that happened while you were drunk.

Blackouts are usually related to accelerated blood flow and neurological dysfunction after drinking.

I pretended to be drowsy as I opened my eyes, then tilted my head to see Xu Xiuxiu lying next to me.

After being stunned for a second, he opened his mouth wide and pretended to be extremely surprised.

"You, you, why are you in my bed?!"

Xu Xiuxiu's eyes instantly turned red.

She looked at me with tears in her eyes, aggrieved and said, "How dare you ask?"

"I just helped you lie down on the bed, and you started to touch me and tore my clothes..."

She pointed to the end of the bed.

The torn clothes were lying there.

Then she pointed to the bloodstain right in the middle of the sheet.

He shouted with both grievance and excitement: "Open your eyes and look, this is what you did!"

"My innocent body was taken away by you..."

"You... have brought disaster upon me!"

I cursed in my heart: He’s pretending so damn well!

Fortunately, I didn’t drink too much.

I'm really going to lose my memory. Who knows, I might be deceived by this little girl!

I was just wondering what to say or react when Xu Xiuxiu threw herself into my arms and started crying: "You have to be responsible for me!"

"You have to marry me!"