Love Guide for Childhood Sweethearts
Chapter 351 Idol Drama
"What do you think? Waking up on the operating table is very telling." Lin Jingzhe said with cold eyes, "Who would kidnap someone and put them on the operating table?"
"It really has to be physical cannibalism." Lin Xingzhi swallowed his saliva and said.
"It's an old tradition in Europe and America, you are what you eat to replenish what you lack." Lin Jingzhe's eyes turned cold as ice.
"If we're talking about cannibalism, why you? There are so many people out there! How can we find a celebrity like you? It's such a hassle." Lin Xingzhi looked at her with confusion and said, "According to the UN report, there are so many people missing around the world every year! How many can be found? First they sell them to the red-light district, and then if that doesn't work, they cut them into pieces and sell the body parts."
"I know about this. There are still ignorant people among us who sell their kidneys to buy fruit machines." Shen Ze nodded hurriedly upon hearing this. "There are really all kinds of people. They think they are superior people after buying a fruit machine. They are not smart and have fallen into the trap of consumption."
"But there are not so many people in the world who need organ transplants." Lin Jingzhe snorted coldly.
"Just...just...just eat it." Lin Xingzhi said as he began to dry heave.
"Frying, stir-frying, deep-frying." Lin Jingzhe's dark eyes flickered as he said, "Even eating raw."
"Ahem..." Shen Ze coughed twice and said, "Stop talking."
"Okay! I won't say anymore." Lin Jingzhe said embarrassedly, stroking his forehead.
"I still don't quite understand why it was you?" Lin Xingzhi said after calming down.
"Because I'm healthy! It must be Tang Monk's flesh!" Lin Jingzhe said with a smile in his eyes, "My test data is definitely the best."
"That's true." Lin Xingzhi nodded in understanding.
"Looking at the data on their drug use, you can tell that there are fewer and fewer healthy people." Lin Jingzhe said, looking at them with his ink-black eyes.
Lin Xingzhi's pupils shrank when he heard this, "But arresting you is too risky."
"If I hadn't run away, he would have succeeded." Lin Jingzhe looked at them with his deep brown eyes and said, "He's just an Olympic champion. How can the president be assassinated?"
"This is the 21st century." Shen Ze said with a slight movement in his throat.
"Human nature is unchanging. The improvement of productivity does not mean that people's quality has improved." Lin Jingzhe said, looking at them with his dark eyes.
"Luckily I escaped." Lin Xingzhi said with a look of relief, then suddenly remembered, "You were using the car phone just now. Where's your cell phone?"
"My cell phone is lost." Lin Jingzhe blinked his peach blossom eyes after hearing this, thought for a while, shook his head and said, "There is nothing important in it, and the photos are also ordinary. My cell phone is just like an old-fashioned phone, it can make and receive calls. There is not much privacy, and I have never used text messages." He said thankfully.
"That's good." Lin Xingzhi nodded, "We'll get it done when we get back."
Shen Ze drove the car into the city and parked it on the side of the road. "Wait a minute, I'm going to buy some clothes."
"Go quickly, come back quickly." Lin Xingzhi leaned on the car window and said to his friend.
Shen Ze rushed into the store and bought two sets of clothes each. He hurried back and said, "We are about the same height. I didn't choose the color. You can choose! The rest is mine."
Lin Xingzhi picked out a light gray T-shirt and put it on.
Shen Ze drove the car all the way to the embassy. After the three of them entered the embassy, they breathed a sigh of relief, "We are safe now!"
"The plane will be safe only after it lands at the Imperial Capital International Airport." Lin Jingzhe said, looking at them with deep eyes.
"Yes, yes, yes!" Lin Xingzhi nodded hurriedly after hearing that.
"Let's go! Let's quickly complete the paperwork and go home first." Shen Ze looked at them both tenderly and said, "It's too unsafe to be on someone else's territory."
Lin Jingzhe was a celebrity, so he processed his documents very quickly. The next day, the three of them were personally escorted to the plane by embassy staff.
Lin Jingzhe unbuckled his seatbelt, breathed a sigh of relief, and called out the system. "Can you hold on until you get off the plane?"
"I think so!" the system said uncertainly.
"What did you say? Say it again, I can't hear you clearly." Lin Jingzhe said, squinting his eyes and looking at the system.
"It can hold up until you get off the plane, but it's rebounding quite strongly," the system's electronic voice said very faintly.
"How powerful is it?" Lin Jingzhe said calmly.
"Very powerful, must find a man." The system's electronic voice said worriedly.
"That's just the right time to force my way in. The hero is just waiting!" Lin Jingzhe said domineeringly, grinning, "Now I've got the hero!" He was as happy as a flower thief.
"No, no, the hero belongs to the heroine. How can you force yourself on him?" the system retorted immediately.
"Then what should I do?" Lin Jingzhe looked at the system with innocent eyes and said, "Does the antidote have to be a man?"
"I'm afraid so." The system's electronic voice was full of frustration.
"You're the one who told me not to find a male lead!" Lin Jingzhe said with a smile on his face.
"You seem very happy," the system's electronic voice said coldly.
"No, no." Lin Jingzhe denied it flatly, "You don't let me find the male lead, and it's impossible for the male lead and I to be together. Why do you care who I find?"
"Uh..." The system was speechless.
"I can't be with the hero, so do I have to remain a virgin for him?" Lin Jingzhe said to the system with a gloomy expression.
'Uh... this... that...' the system stammered.
"Either you detoxify me, or I'll find a man to detoxify me." Lin Jingzhe said with a face full of shamelessness, "Or I will die, my soul will be scattered, and the mission will be over."
"You're still relying on this system," the system said, looking at her with amusement.
"I'm blaming you." Lin Jingzhe said shamelessly, "It was you who got me arrested right under your nose."
"This is just Zhu Bajie turning the tables." The system was so angry at her rogue behavior that it laughed.
"Or I will..." Lin Jingzhe looked at the system like a bully and said, "Why don't you say anything?"
"What else can this system say? I have to save you!" the system said in an electronic voice full of frustration, "It's really impossible without a man."
"I never thought I'd end up in an idol drama." Lin Jingzhe said to the system with amusement.
"Our original script was an idol drama, but you distorted the plot and turned it into a career," the system snorted.
"Isn't it nice to have a career?" Lin Jingzhe said with a smile on his face, "Your reward is quite generous."
"Fragrant!" the system admitted honestly.
"That's all." Lin Jingzhe said, his peach blossom eyes curved into crescents.
"I scared you." Lin Xingzhi said while holding the blanket and looking at Nannan who suddenly opened her eyes.
"No." Lin Jingzhe smiled and said, "I can do it myself." He took the blanket from his hand and covered himself with it.
"I'm asleep, don't wake me up!" Lin Jingzhe looked at them with eyes as gentle as jade and said, "I don't eat airplane meals either. I'm really tired of those sandwiches and milk."
"You really don't want to eat?" Lin Xingzhi looked at her worriedly and asked.
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