Love Guide for Childhood Sweethearts

"That's right! Actors can even run for president!" Lin Xingzhi chuckled when he heard this. "Look up the educational backgrounds of these presidents. I guess most of them are lawyers."

"Have they ever worked at the grassroots level?" Lin Jingzhe said bluntly, "Let me put it this way! Their organizational skills are not as good as our village chief, or even as good as the aunties who organize square dancing!"

"That's a bit exaggerated!" Lin Xingzhi scratched his head.

"I don't believe it!" Lin Jingzhe chuckled. "Look into Hurricane Katrina in the US in 2005 and see how they handled disaster relief." He continued with a smile, "Don't underestimate our grandparents. They know everything about the village and their neighborhood. They even know about anyone who has some crappy fermented glutinous rice."

"Intimate aunties! They're very easygoing and their tricks are top-notch." Lin Xingzhi smiled and added, "Especially when it comes to matchmaking and boating, they're naturally skilled."

"Haha..." Lin Jingzhe let out a faint laugh upon hearing this. "They're really no good! It's not that I look down on them. The only thing they're strong for now is productivity. The rapid industrial development gives people a false impression. The fundamental production relations haven't changed; it's still feudal slavery."

"You mentioned Jacob? What is that guy's nationality?" Lin Jingzhe asked when he remembered.

"Jews." Lin Xingzhi said immediately after hearing this.

"Oh..." Lin Jingzhe said in a long voice.

"What do you mean? What's wrong with Jews?" Lin Xingzhi said jokingly, his eyes full of smiles. "They're smart and rich."

"A smart guy who has been wandering for two thousand years and doesn't even have a home. Rich? Don't you understand the principle of not showing off your wealth?" Lin Jingzhe said angrily, "You go around the world shouting about how much wealth you own. Have you ever seen anyone like that?"

"The bigwigs behind Wall Street, the news media, and Hollywood are all Jewish. They're promoting how tragic their own World War II was, and how many people died," Lin Xingzhi said with a deep gaze, and burst into tears in anger. "They're trying to force the whole world to sympathize with them. We sacrificed so many people in World War II, and yet the Japanese still refuse to acknowledge it." His face was ashen as he continued, "After reading the history of World War II in Europe and the United States, can I say they deserved it?"

"Of course! You are so ungrateful and repaying kindness with evil!" Lin Jingzhe said bluntly, without a trace of warmth in his eyes.

"What does that guy want to do?" Lin Xingzhi asked with his eyes slightly narrowed.

"Want to eat me." Lin Jingzhe blurted out after hearing this.

"Cough cough..." Lin Xingzhi was so shocked that he started coughing when he heard that.

"I'm talking about eating in the physical sense, stewing, braising, steaming..." Lin Jingzhe said calmly.

The coughing got louder.

"Are you really scared?" Lin Jingzhe asked worriedly.

"How can it not be scary?" Lin Xingzhi said in a hoarse voice.

"How could you possibly think of eating..." Lin Xingzhi slammed on the brakes, as this question could easily be misinterpreted, so he changed the subject and said, "Eating people?"

"Eating humans is not uncommon, just like the Lion Camel Ridge in Journey to the West." Lin Jingzhe's clear eyes turned and he said, "Sacrificing young boys and girls has been a tradition since ancient times."

"That's a novel." Lin Xingzhi said with a helpless smile.

"The Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms period saw cannibalism, but there was no shortage of military rations. It wasn't like the Little Ice Age during the Three Kingdoms period, with harvests completely wiped out." Lin Jingzhe said with a deep gaze, "Didn't Zhao Kuangyin's brother-in-law also eat people?"

"It's the 21st century now, not ancient times when we were ignorant and stupid." Lin Xingzhi swallowed his saliva.

"Do they believe that what you eat is what you gain?" Lin Jingzhe said with a cold look.

"We also believe that what you eat is what you gain. But we all eat animal organs." Lin Xingzhi raised his eyebrows slightly, "I've never heard of cannibalism!"

"You've heard that they eat mummies, right?" Lin Jingzhe said with his black pupils turning.

"I know this. They were people in medieval Europe! They used mummies as medicine..." Lin Xingzhi retched and couldn't go on.

"I believe this saying, it's hard to change one's nature, even though it's easy to change the country." Lin Jingzhe said with cold eyes.

"I still can't imagine that people still eat humans in modern society." Lin Xingzhi shook his head slightly. "It's eating in the pure physical sense."

"It exists somewhere we don't know!" Lin Jingzhe said with dark eyes.

"What you say is true. Lu Xun also said that our history is a history of cannibalism. I think theirs is." Lin Xingzhi pursed his lips and said, "Our history is an account book!"

"Everyone has limitations," Lin Jingzhe said with amusement. "People back then were too eager to change their backward appearance. Many people didn't understand the history of Europe and the United States, or even visited them." He spoke frankly, "They were indeed powerful back then. That's an indisputable fact."

"Then you have to be careful!" Lin Xingzhi said nervously. This was too horrifying.

"I'm at the training base, he can't catch me." Lin Jingzhe chuckled.

"Are you going abroad to compete?" Lin Xingzhi said with a frown.

"I went with the team. There were so many of us! He wouldn't dare do anything." Lin Jingzhe gritted his teeth and said, "At most, he showed up with the purpose of pursuing me! How could I possibly be alone with him?"

"You won't be moved by him, will you?" Lin Xingzhi said with a worried look on his face.

"He's about to eat me, how can I do that!" Lin Jingzhe rolled his eyes and said, "I really dislike white people. Maybe I have bad morals, but I just don't like them."

"What if they change their strategy? There are Chinese people! And people from Hong Kong and Taiwan, using roundabout tactics!" Lin Xingzhi said hurriedly.

"Impossible!" Lin Jingzhe said firmly, "I have no interest in them at all."

"How can you be so sure?" Lin Xingzhi said in surprise.

"If we don't even give them a chance, what else is possible?" Lin Jingzhe said lightly.

"You have your brother Shen in your heart." Lin Xingzhi said with some jealousy.

"Uh..." Lin Jingzhe closed his eyes and said helplessly, "Yes!" Damn system!

"Don't think that the system can't hear you just because you curse it in your heart." The system's cold electronic voice appeared in her mind.

"How can those ugly girls compare to your brother Shen?" Lin Xingzhi said with a smile on his face. "Okay, okay!" But he still felt uncomfortable in his heart. His sister was so deeply in love with him.

But her best friend only treats her as a younger sister and there is no romantic relationship between them. What should she do?

"Then Nannan won't come back for the Spring Festival!" Lin Xingzhi asked.

"No, stay and continue training." Lin Jingzhe said with a gentle look in his eyes, "Don't worry, there are many people who don't go home for the New Year!"

"Then we'll come visit you during the New Year!" Lin Xingzhi suddenly became interested and said, "Let's have dinner and watch a movie together."

"Do you have time?" Lin Jingzhe said with bright eyes, "Not in the lab!"