A family of three travels through time together, and the golden finger is turned on
Chapter 71: Fighting for the Futon Classic Drama
After the two emerged, they announced the time had arrived and opened the gates of Zixiao Palace. With a flick of the Taiqing whisk, the koi was whisked away. Sanqing had learned from the koi's inner voice that the Heavenly Dao Sainthood was not a good thing, but they didn't care about it. They had to have the proper appearance!
Dong Wanggong, Xi Wangmu, and Xuan Ling were there just to watch the show, so they weren't in a hurry at all. After all, the main character of the show hadn't arrived yet. After the three of them walked into Zixiao Palace and found a seat in a corner, Haotian and Yaochi planned to close the door.
"Wait, wait, wait, two boys, wait for the door to close." A distant voice made Haotian and Yaochi look back. Two slightly embarrassed figures rushed over. In the blink of an eye, they were already in front of them.
"Thank you very much." Taking advantage of the two men's daze, they squeezed into the Zixiao Palace. Now that they were inside, Haotian and Yaochi were unable to pull them out, so they could only close the door and return to the master to wait for the sermon.
The last two people to enter were Jie Yin and Zhunti from the West.
As expected, the moment they entered the room, their eyes began to dart around. It was strange that this action, while Jinli and Xuanling seemed clever and cute when they did it, made these two look shifty and unkind. They quickly set their sights on Hongyun and Kunpeng, who were sitting on the futon in front of them.
While waiting outside the door, Xuan Ling and Jin Li had quietly placed a prop on Hong Yun. This ensured that Hong Yun couldn't respond even if he wanted to, and couldn't get up even if he wanted to. Hehe, even Hong Jun couldn't break it.
This item has a very low-level name, called the Immobilization Patch, but it is very useful. It has been baptized by the ancient world where the three paths of heaven, earth and man emerged. It can be stuck on the body without any feeling. The person with the Immobilization Patch will obey the instructions of the owner of the Patch and will not feel that they are being controlled. They will only feel that they want to do so. However, the distance cannot exceed three thousand meters, and the validity period cannot exceed one year. Only Xuan Ling's spell can lift it within one year.
Xuan Ling wondered if it was really Daozu Hongjun who wanted to repay the West's favor, making Hongyun, the good old man of the prehistoric world, a victim. But even if it was, it was just a setting in this world. The Daozu and the Three Pure Ones, Nuwa, in their Taoism, could not be villains!
"Wow, brother, ever since the Demon Ancestor Rāhu blew himself up, our western land veins have been completely destroyed and are extremely barren. We have come here with great difficulty to listen to the teachings and almost missed the time. Now there is not even a seat left. Why are we so miserable?" The acting skills of Zhunti Taoist are also very good. He can cry as soon as he says he will cry, and with his naturally sad face, he really looks sad and tears fall from his eyes.
"Junior Brother, there's nothing we can do about it. We've come all the way from the West, a long way, and we're exhausted. Now we don't even have a seat. We're afraid we'd be disrespectful to strangers." The two men wept and sang, chanted, and acted, but Hongyun, under Xuanling's guidance, had already entered a state of meditation. Without any response, the two men simply went to his door.
"Daoist Hongyun."
"My two fellow Taoists, Fellow Taoist Hongyun has suddenly gained something and has entered a state of meditation. Do you want to wake him up forcibly and disrupt his practice?" Hongyun is not alone. Although Zhen Yuanzi is also a friendly person and a true immortal of virtue, he is not a good person like Hongyun.
Seeing Zhen Yuanzi's strong attitude and Hong Yun's true meditation, Jie Yin and Zhunti suddenly fell silent. In the prehistoric world, practicing is the most important thing. If they dare to harm others' practice, they will create a life-and-death feud. If it was done in private, it is not impossible for the two of them to compete for opportunities, but this is Zixiao Palace, the place of practice of saints, and three thousand mortals are all here. If they do this in public, how can they travel in the prehistoric world in the future?
They definitely couldn't grab Hongyun's seat. The six cushions in front were closest to the sage, so they had to have a seat. The Three Pure Ones were one family, so they couldn't move them. Nuwa had Fuxi behind her, so they couldn't mess with her either. That left Kunpeng, all alone. The two had hoped to take advantage of Hongyun's good nature to occupy a cushion and have him speak for them, thus sharing Kunpeng's karmic grudge. But now Hongyun's power was no longer available. They had no choice but to attack directly.
"You Kunpeng, people like you who are covered with fur and horns and laid from eggs are worthy of sitting in front of the saint. Give up your position immediately, otherwise my two brothers and I will definitely have a fight with you." Zhunti spoke directly to Kunpeng.
"I'm not worthy, but you are? The saint has given us three thousand years. No matter how far away the West is, we should have arrived long ago. Why don't you respect the saint and dare to be so presumptuous here?" Kunpeng is not someone who can be easily talked to. Even with Hongyun's help, it was still the two of them who had to fight for Kunpeng's position. It's just that at that time, not only was there Jie Yin and Zhunti, but there was also Zhen Yuanzi behind Hongyun, so Kunpeng could only avoid him. Now with his ability, he can hold on against two people at one, but he can't really dare to fight in the saint's temple!
"You are so good, Kunpeng. You are indeed a creature that lays eggs from moisture, and you have a sharp tongue. Since you don't know what's good for you, let's have a fight." Zhunti sacrificed the six pure bamboos on the spot.
"I," Yuqing thought, "I think what Jieyin Zhunti said makes perfect sense. This Kunpeng is just a creature with fur and horns, born from an egg, how can he be on equal footing with them?" Just as he was about to speak, he was pulled by the little koi fish in his sleeve, and he instantly came to his senses. What happened to him? Why did he suddenly want to get involved in something that had nothing to do with him? This is the sage's temple, and he remembered the little koi fish's previous thoughts.
This cushion was related to the Saintly Position; they couldn't be implicated in such a catastrophic karmic conflict. They simply closed their eyes, meditated, and waited for the outcome. Jie Yin and Zhunti were two, while Kunpeng was alone, so naturally, it was difficult to resist. But Jie Yin and Zhunti's attack had affected Nuwa. Even if Nuwa didn't mind, Fuxi wouldn't either. Furthermore, Nuwa was furious.
"You two are so shameless! You're late and yet you still want to snatch someone else's seat. What's the background of Fellow Daoist Kunpeng? The Saint allowed him to come in and listen to the teachings, but you two let him point fingers. Fellow Daoist Kunpeng, please sit down. Let's see who dares to take your seat today."
"You said there are no seats? Then how did other Taoists sit down? Even if Taoist Kunpeng shouldn't sit here, there are others who are more suitable to sit here than you two. If you two are allowed to grab these seats, then other Taoists can also come up and grab them. Where do you put the saints? There are no rules at all, it's meaningless!" Nuwa accused Jie Yin and Zhunti. If they grab this seat again, they will incur public anger.
Xuan Ling must share such a big drama with his friends, so the live broadcast starts early!
Tang Mingwan: Goddess Nuwa is mighty, I am crazy about her, I am mad about her, I will bang my head against the wall for her!
Ye Yu'an: Nuwa is my natal goddess!
Tang Lingling: I want an autographed photo of Nuwa, and I want it now!
Cute: Nuwa Niangniang Niu~~~~ (broken voice)
Zhang Yuejuan: The Minister withdrew and let me speak. Goddess Nuwa is mighty and majestic. I am crazy about her, I am crazy about her, I will bang my head against the wall for her!
Zhang Yunhua: Meet Nuwa, the Holy Mother of Humanity!
Jiang Wei: Hoisting the banner of sainthood, she drew the sympathy of three thousand mortals, earned Kunpeng's gratitude, and rediscovered her own dignity. Nuwa is invincible!
Zhang Aidang: We can’t afford to offend this Goddess Nuwa, Comrade Gu Can, take care!
Gu Can: What’s breaking in?
Tang Mingwan: Hahaha, Comrade Zhang Aidang is already a member of our time-travel department. We will hold a welcome banquet after everyone completes the mission.
Gu Can: Okay, the saint is about to come out, I will hide first.
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