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Here are some jokes about EDG:

1. They say EDG's matches are like a thrilling roller coaster ride. One moment, fans are cheering and leaping for joy, feeling as if they could lift the championship trophy. The next moment, their hearts are in their throats, as if they're about to plummet. The emotional rollercoaster is even more extreme than a bungee jumping machine!

2. Every time I watch EDG play, I have to prepare my heart and blood pressure medication, otherwise I'm really afraid that their brilliant plays or thrilling mistakes will give me a heart attack. But even so, I still can't help but watch game after game. Who says I'm a true fan?

3. Some say the rapport between EDG's players is almost mystical. Sometimes their coordination is seamless and breathtaking, but other times they're like strangers, each playing their own game, completely out of sync. Perhaps this is the legendary "Schrödinger's rapport"?

4. For other teams, EDG is like an insurmountable mountain. After finally reaching the halfway point, other teams see EDG leisurely sipping tea at the top, and their fighting spirit instantly wanes. There's no way around it; EDG's strength is there, and surpassing them is no easy task.

5. It's said that the EDG coaching staff's tactical board is covered in mysterious symbols and lines, the mysteries of which only the players can decipher. To outsiders, it looks like a mysterious book, but to EDG, it's a magic weapon for defeating the enemy.

6. Once, EDG played a match against a strong team. Everyone was pessimistic about EDG before the match. However, from the start, EDG unleashed a frenzy of attack, leaving their opponent powerless. They ultimately triumphed, surprising those who had predicted their defeat. This match became a classic for EDG, and fans have long reminisced about it.

7. Netizens joked that if EDG's matches were edited into a movie, it would be a blockbuster. With passionate team battles, thrilling comebacks, and unexpected plot twists, it's expected to easily gross over 1 billion yuan!

8. An opponent once boasted about shutting out EDG, only to be severely slapped in the face by EDG. In a post-match interview, the opponent, looking embarrassed, said, "I thought I knew EDG well, but I still underestimated their strength." From then on, no one dared to make such bold statements against EDG again.

The following is a true story about EDG:

One day, Xiao Ming was watching a live broadcast of an EDG match with his friends. The game was going on fiercely, with both teams going back and forth, neither giving in.

Suddenly, Xiao Ming jumped up from the sofa excitedly and shouted, "Wow! EDG's operation is amazing!" His friend was startled and almost spilled the drink in his hand.

The friend looked at Xiao Ming helplessly and said, "Brother, can you calm down? Every time you watch EDG's games, it's like you're going crazy."

Xiao Ming didn't take it seriously. He stared at the screen and kept muttering, "Come on EDG! EDG will win!" as if he were already at the game scene.

Just then, EDG scored a crucial point, and the entire audience cheered. Xiao Ming was so excited that he danced with joy and even began to imitate the players' celebrations.

Seeing this, the friend smiled and shook his head and said, "I really can't help you. It seems that you really love EDG deeply!"

Xiao Ming, on the other hand, was immersed in joy, completely ignoring his friends' teasing and continued to cheer for EDG...

Here are some real jokes about EDG:

1. Before a game, EDG's coach was making tactical arrangements for the players. Suddenly, a player raised his hand and said, "Coach, I don't feel very good today." The coach looked at him and calmly replied, "It's okay. Our opponents don't expect to beat us anyway." As a result, EDG won the game easily.

2. Once, the EDG team attended an offline event. Many fans were present, and one young fan timidly approached a player and said, "Brother, can you sign an autograph for me?" The player enthusiastically took the paper and pen and signed his name with a flourish. However, when the young fan saw the signature, he was stunned because it was written in large, flamboyant characters: "Go! EDG!"

3. On the eve of an important match, the EDG players were busy preparing. The jungler whispered to the support player, "If things get bad later in the game, let's sneak off to the opposing jungle and hide there so they can't find us." The support player looked at him speechlessly, "How are we going to play the game then?"

After another match, a reporter asked EDG's mid laner, "What was the key to your victory?" The mid laner scratched his head and replied with a smile, "Maybe it was because the hot pot we had before the game was so delicious. It gave us all a lot of energy!"

5. During a match, EDG's ADC player made a mistake and was killed. The commentator exclaimed in surprise, "Oh my! That's a big mistake!" Meanwhile, the EDG owner, watching the game from the audience, calmly sipped his tea and muttered to himself, "It's okay, we'll just dock his salary when we get home."

6. I remember a practice match where the EDG players were playing incredibly hard. Suddenly, the computer screens went black. It turned out the power had gone out. The players looked at each other, and someone suggested, "Why don't we take this opportunity to rest?" Unexpectedly, the coach retorted, "No! Light some candles and keep practicing!" So everyone finished the day's practice in the dim candlelight.

7. Another time, EDG was preparing to take a promotional photo shoot. The photographer asked the players to strike cool poses, but one player just couldn't get it right. Finally, the photographer said helplessly, "Forget it, just stand there and pretend you're a statue." The player actually stood there motionless until the photoshoot was over.

Oh my, I have to say, the jokes above are really unreliable! They are either too absurd and bizarre to make people completely confused; or the logic is confusing and the sentences are incoherent.