Ji Xiaolan: Kill Qianlong at the beginning

Xu Er asked the waiter to open the door quickly.

As soon as the door opened, Mo Li bowed and said happily, "Thank you very much, thank you very much. Look, there are only five of us."

Five people walked in.

He Shen complained, "It took so long to open the door. Really?"

After walking in, he scolded the waiter.

Xu Er held his hand and said, "Master He, I am Master Shang's subordinate."

He Shen looked Xu Er up and down and said, "I thought he looked familiar. Where's the food?"

Xu Er smiled and said, "It's done."

He Shen said loudly: "Okay, prepare the meal quickly, we are all hungry."

……

This is Lord Shang’s side.

He ordered his men, "Zhongjun, you ride ahead, I will follow." After he said the word "Zhongjun", the latter said "Here".

The middle army said: "Sir, you..."

Lord Shang said, "I'm worried. Let's go and take a look. Let's go."

Zhongjun jumped on his horse and whipped it. After Zhongjun left, Shang Rong also got on the carriage, and the coachman also whipped the horse.

……

In the kitchen, Xu Er said to the waiter, "This bowl is for the one who calls me daddy. This bowl is for the one with the round face. The remaining three bowls are for those three people. Did you remember what I said?"

The waiter said, "I'll remember it."

Xu Er asked him to go. The waiter turned around and left, came outside, and said, "The food is here, you gentlemen must have been waiting anxiously."

Emperor Gai Zhang said, "What kind of dish is it? It can't be radish and cabbage again, right?"

The waiter said, "You want to eat radish and cabbage, but they're not there yet. It's late, so you can eat the leftovers."

Emperor Gai Zhang was surprised when he heard this, and thought to himself, you want me to eat the leftovers?

The waiter said, "But, don't look at it as leftovers, it's good stuff, clean, very clean."

When Emperor Gai Zhang heard the word "clean", he nodded with satisfaction and was about to reach out to take it.

The waiter said, "Don't worry, sir. I'll give it to you."

Mo Li had already taken the portion for the Stamped Emperor, but unexpectedly, the waiter took it back and gave it to the Stamped Emperor. Mo Li thought, what's going on? Does that mean I don't deserve this?

The Stamp Emperor picked it up and started eating. After taking a bite, he looked up and asked, "Does this dish have a name?"

The waiter said, "Yes, this bowl is called Eat It, Please Eat It."

"Do you understand while eating?" Emperor Gai Zhang looked at He Shen, then at Mo Li, and said with a smile, "What a good name, what a good name."

He Shen said, "It's best to eat something that you understand."

The waiter stared at the four bowls of rice on the tray for a long time, then turned back to look at Xu Er. Xu Er wondered if he had mixed it up.

The waiter said, "This...this...Anyway, there are three bowls that will make you clear, and one bowl that will make you confused. You can choose for yourselves."

Seeing this, Ji Xiaolan said, "Why choose? I'll just pick a bowl and eat it." Then he reached out and took a bowl.

Liu Yong said, "That's right. You know what you are talking about, but it doesn't look like a mess. Just take a bowl at random. It's not some kind of delicacy anyway." He also took a bowl.

Now there are only two bowls left.

Mo Li looked at He Shen and said, "Master He, it's your turn. Which one do you want to choose?"

He Shen glanced at the waiter, then at Xu Er, who nodded. Seeing this, Mo Li said, "Master He, who are you looking at?"

Heshen said, "Oh, nothing, I just want this bowl." Then he reached out to take it.

Mo Li laughed and said, "You usually like to pretend to be confused."

He Shen said, "You are pretending to be confused, but you know what is going on in your heart."

Anyway, now they didn't know which bowl was clear and which was confusing. The waiter saw the two people picking for a long time, and suddenly remembered something and said, "Since the two guests are hesitant, I will divide it."

He gave the wrong points, assigning "looking confused" to Mo Li and "being clear at heart" to Heshen.

Seeing this, Xu Er slapped his forehead and thought that it was all over.