Ji Xiaolan: Kill Qianlong at the beginning

The four of them rode an oxcart to a town, got off the cart, and walked into an open-air restaurant. Gai Zhangdi called out to the waiter a few times.

The waiter immediately responded, "Coming, coming, coming."

Emperor Gai Zhang said, "Ice water, ice water."

The waiter said, "Ice water? It's so cold, is there any ice water?"

Emperor Gai Zhang said again: "Rose fragrance dew."

The waiter said no.

Emperor Gai Zhang added, "Freshly squeezed lotus root juice."

The waiter said, "No."

Emperor Gai Zhang asked, "What is it?"

The waiter said, "Sir, I see you don't go out often."

The Emperor was a little curious and asked, "How did you know that?"

The waiter said, "The drink you're talking about isn't available here, let alone within a few hundred miles. It's even unclear whether the Emperor has it in the Forbidden City."

"Humph, of course there are some in the Forbidden City." Emperor Gai Zhang said as if it was a matter of course.

He Shen said, "Why are you talking so much nonsense? Tell me what you have to say."

The waiter said, "Are you thirsty and want some water?"

Emperor Gai Zhang said: "Yes, I want to drink some water."

The waiter said, "No, there is water." Heshen asked him what kind of water he had, and the waiter said there was well water.

"Well water, well water, well water..." Emperor Gai Zhang muttered to himself.

He Shen said, "Dad, we don't need to be so particular when we are away from home."

The waiter was stunned when he heard this and said, "You call him dad. You are about the same age, so why do you call him dad?"

He Shen said impatiently: "Stop talking nonsense, get some well water, get some well water, hurry up."

The waiter said yes and brought five bowls of well water.

Seeing this, Ji Xiaolan smiled and said, "This dense forest makes sounds as I please, while the lush grass is ignorant of the clear water in the well. Occasionally I enjoy reciting poems, which makes this year wonderful..."

"I'm just putting new lines into a new title. It's Emperor Kangxi's poem." Emperor Gai Zhang continued casually.

"The sound of raindrops in the Thousand-petal Lotus Pond at night reminds me of the great civil and military achievements of Emperor Kangxi in his time. The lush grass is ignorant, but the water in the well is clear. Dad, Emperor Kangxi actually drank from the well in his time."

Upon hearing this, Emperor Gai Zhang said, "Well, we have to drink. Drink, the well water is good, okay, drink." He picked up the bowl of water in front of him, took a big sip, frowned, and looked uncomfortable.

The waiter said, "Sir, the water is a little bitter, isn't it? We've been suffering from drought for years and there's a water shortage. You might not be used to it at first, but you'll get used to it after a while."

He Shen said nervously, "Spit it out, Dad, spit it all out, yes, spit it out."

Emperor Gai Zhang said, "I've already drunk it, how can I vomit it out?"

Heshen said, "Dad, you have suffered." He looked sad.

Then he looked at Ji Xiaolan and said, "Third brother, you are really good. You even learned an allusion by drinking well water. Now you feel better. You made dad suffer."

Ji Xiaolan said yes.

He Shen said, "Isn't it just a bowl of well water? And you even quoted Emperor Kangxi's poem."

Except for Mo Li and Ji Xiaolan, the remaining three people drank water.

Emperor Gai Zhang said: "The lush grass is ignorant, but the well water is clear. I never thought there is such a taste of water in the world. It shows that there is still a distance between poetry and reality."

He looked at Heshen and said, "Second brother, have a second sip, please."

Heshen took a sip and almost choked, then said, "I've drunk it."

Mo Li and Ji Xiaolan were smoking by themselves. Emperor Gai Zhang looked at them and said, "Third and fourth brothers, put down your cigarettes, put down your cigarettes."

Mo Li and Ji Xiaolan were stunned.

Emperor Gai Zhang continued, "Third brother, the water that Emperor Kangxi drank back then was the one you wrote the poem about, so you have to drink the water too. Drink it."

The two exchanged glances, and Mo Li said, "Dad, we can't drink this water in a hurry. This kind of water is alkaline and salty. We have to let it sit for a while after we get it up. If we do, a layer of water will form on the surface. Get a reed. Oh, right, Xiao Er, go get a reed."

The waiter went to get it immediately.