Ji Xiaolan: Kill Qianlong at the beginning

The four of them went shopping together. Du Xiaoyue looked here and there, Gai Zhangdi talked and chatted with Xiumei, and as for Mo Li, he was smoking his own cigarette.

Du Xiaoyue came to a fish stall when a sedan chair suddenly came and Mo Li hurriedly asked her to get out of the way.

Gai Zhangdi and Xiumei were still chatting, having no idea what was going on.

The four continued to move forward.

Mo Li suddenly laughed.

Hearing the laughter, Emperor Gai Zhang looked at him and asked, "What are you laughing at, Mo Li?"

Mo Li said, "I remembered a saying from the capital."

Emperor Gai Zhang said, "Oh? How do you say that?"

Mo Li pointed and said, "Look at these four people carrying the sedan chair, two in the front and two in the back. Some people compare these sedan bearers to four types of officials."

Emperor Gai Zhang asked, "What about the first category?"

Mo Li said, "It's like a military strategy, it makes you feel proud."

Emperor Gai Zhang waved his folding fan and said, "Military Secretary, feeling proud? What about the second category?"

The four of them stopped.

Mo Li said, "It's like being an imperial censor, making you afraid to vent your anger."

Emperor Gai Zhang said, "What do you mean by not daring to vent your anger?"

Mo Li said, "He doesn't breathe out through his nose and mouth in front. He doesn't dare to breathe out through the back."

Emperor Gai Zhang understood instantly and said, "Don't dare to fart, hahahaha..."

Just as he was about to move forward, Mo Li suddenly called him and said, "Mr. Huang, why don't we sit here and rest for a while?" He pointed to a certain place.

Emperor Gai Zhang said, "Would you like to sit here and rest for a while?" and walked to the stone bench and sat down.

Mo Li also sat down.

The two women sat on a longer stone bench.

Emperor Gai Zhang asked, "What do you mean by 'dare not fart'?"

Mo Li said, "Think about it, isn't his butt facing the sedan door? It's like being an imperial censor. He dares not say too much or too little, otherwise he will definitely offend his superiors."

Emperor Gai Zhang asked, "What about the first one at the back?"

Mo Li thought for a moment and said, "Well... it's like being in the Imperial Academy, it's so dark and gloomy. Imagine there's this huge sedan in front of you, and you go this way today, and that way tomorrow. You can't see where you're going, and you can't tell east from west, south from north."

Hehehe...

Emperor Gai Zhang smiled upon hearing this and asked, "What about the last one?"

Mo Li said, "It's like the subordinates of each department. They have no idea what to do and just follow the leader's lead."

"Hehehe...that makes some sense." Emperor Gai Zhang said with a smile.

Du Xiaoyue stood up and said, "The first one, the Military Secretary, is proud and confident. The second one, the Censor, dares not fart. The third one, the Imperial Academy, is in chaos and despair. The fourth one, the Ministry of Personnel, has no idea at all."

Emperor Gai Zhang said, "What have you done to my entire court of civil and military officials?"

Mo Li said, “Uh…it’s just street talk, for reference only.”

Emperor Gai Zhang smiled and nodded.

Mo Li said, "Master Huang, I suggest we hire two sedan chairs and go wherever we want."

Emperor Gai Zhang said, "Hire two sedan chairs? Walk."

Du Xiaoyue also said let’s go.

The four of them came to the sedan chair.

Du Xiaoyue said, "Come here, sedan chair bearer, it's time for business."

The four sedan bearers stood up.

Emperor Gai Zhang came over.

Du Xiaoyue continued, "Mr. Huang, please come in." She made a gesture of invitation.

As soon as Emperor Gai Zhang got into the sedan chair, he remembered something and said, "Hey, don't fart."

The sedan bearer said yes.

……

There are a few white clouds in the blue sky.

Under the sky.

It is a continuous green hill.

somewhere.

On the street, Gai Zhangdi and others were walking forward.

Just like before, Du Xiaoyue was still looking here and there.

Seeing that she was walking a little slower, Mo Li said to her, "You are carrying the national treasury on your back, so you must be careful and follow me."