Absolute Zone Zero: As a corpse, elegance needs no words

Mao waved to Billy again and left. Before leaving, she looked at the direction Nicole and Xuanli left.

I hope this trip will have a good result.

……

"What are you two doing..."

Xuan Li looked at the two cats confronting each other behind him with a dark face, and he didn't know why they became like this.

"Meow~"

The little white cat lying quietly on Xuanli's legs meowed comfortably, as if it just wanted to eat melon and watch the show.

"Xiao Hei, go and solve it."

Xuan Li looked at the little black cat in the corner of the trunk. Since there was a lot of space in the van, the cats all stayed in the car.

"Meow--"

The little black cat called out reluctantly, and seemed a little too lazy to move. Xuan Li smiled dangerously and said

"Little guy, I'm the boss now..."

The little black cat's hair stood up a little instantly. It quickly stood up, looked at Xuan Li with fear, and then walked leisurely to the two cats that were confronting each other.

When dealing with the cats below, you still need to maintain the elegance of a cat leader.

"Meow--"

It barked, as if trying to resolve the conflict, but the two cats didn't seem to want to pay any attention to it.

The little black cat's face turned even darker.

If I can’t beat humans, can I still beat you?

After a few good days, you forget who is the boss, right?

It raised its head and slowly raised one of its front paws.

Snap! Snap! Snap! Snap! Snap! …

After a series of slaps, the two cats instantly became obedient, lying on both sides motionless, and were then forcibly separated by the little black cat.

It called out to Xuan Li again, as if reporting the results.

Xuan Li had been watching the situation behind him. Seeing this, he nodded slightly. When he was about to say something, the car body suddenly bumped.

Because of inertia, Xuan Li almost hit his head on the front, but fortunately he stabilized his body in time.

"Nicole, what are you doing?!"

"A police car is chasing us!"

"what?"

Xuan Li looked back and saw a police car with flashing lights following behind him, but there was no siren.

"Nicole, pull over. It's probably just a routine check by the sheriff. They didn't even use the sirens."

Nicole, who was driving, shook her head and said

"No, bringing so many cats in the car is a violation of public order and you will be punished!"

Xuan Li listened to this and recalled the public security regulations he had seen when he was in the Public Security Bureau. He immediately said

"It's okay. Just a few points on your license and a fine. It's a minor punishment and will be restored soon!"

"And after being punished once, we won't be checked for the same thing this time. It's like having a pass."

Because of Qingyi and Zhu Yuan, Xuan Li was quite familiar with these rules, so he knew that this punishment was nothing.

"I know this, but..."

"I don't have a driver's license!"

"what?!"

Xuan Li looked confused. Several cats seemed to sense that something was wrong in the atmosphere and poked their heads out from behind.

Even the little white cat on Xuanli's legs became a little restless.

As Nicole finished speaking, the shrill sound of sirens suddenly rang out. Apparently, the sheriff in the police car took action against Nicole for accelerating instead of stopping.

Xuan Li's expression also changed. He frowned and looked at Nicole. Before he could ask any questions, she unexpectedly revealed something else.

"Xuan Li, actually... this car was also illegally modified."

Then Nicole gave Xuan Li a reassuring smile and continued

"But don't worry, I have a solution!"

"What are you going to do?"

"It's definitely to get rid of the sheriff! Don't worry, leave it to me. I'll show you the power of the special vehicles of the Cunning Rabbit House!"

Nicole released her right hand from the steering wheel and opened a black cover, revealing a red button.

Xuan Li's pupils shrank when he saw the button.

This red hidden button doesn't seem right no matter how you think about it!

Nicole didn't hesitate and slapped the red button directly, with a smug smile on her face, and said loudly

"Eat the exhaust!"

The sheriff in the police car at the rear only saw four thigh-thick tubes suddenly extending from the bottom of the pickup truck in front, followed by light blue flames spurting out.

The Cunning Rabbit House, which operates in a gray area, needs some skills even for its means of transportation!

Inside the car, Xuan Li only felt a push on his back, and then the scene outside the window suddenly accelerated and retreated.

"Xuan Li, do you know there's a movie about racing?"

Nicole's somewhat excited tone fell into Xuan Li's ears, making him feel a little uneasy.

"What did you say--?"

"I said--"

"I am the new generation of Akirayama Racing God!"

……

"Meow meow meow--"

"Why are you so cowardly? You've already gotten off the bus, but you still don't want to get off. Look, Xiaobai isn't even as timid as you..."

The little black cat grabbed Xuan Li's clothes tightly, hung on him and buried its head. The stimulation along the way had obviously caused it a lot of damage.

Xuan Li held it in one hand and was about to scold it through the little white cat, but he found that the little white cat was not brave, but was just so scared that its body was weak and couldn't stand up, so it looked obedient...

The cats at the back were not affected much because they did not witness the accident like Xiao Hei at the front. They were just a little dizzy from the bumpy car body.

"Nicole!"

Feeling Xuan Li's gaze, Nicole rubbed her buttocks which were a little sore from the bumps, and smiled a little embarrassedly.

"I didn't expect this to happen, and I managed to get rid of the sheriff in the end, so it didn't cause any damage, right..."

Xuan Li's face darkened, and he reached out and tapped Nicole's smooth forehead without any force.

"Well……"

Nicole covered her forehead in pain and puffed out her cheeks, but didn't say anything. She could feel that Xuan Li was indeed a little angry.

"What if something happens to you? There are cats in this car, and you yourself. Take that car just now for example, what if you don't dodge..."

"Isn't this because you are here..."

Nicole muttered softly with her head hung.

Xuan Li opened his mouth, but couldn't think of anything to say in rebuttal, and a few black lines appeared on his forehead.

"Nicole..."

"Okay, okay, I was wrong. I will never do this again."

Seeing Xuan Li seemed dissatisfied, Nicole stretched out two fingers in front of her and pointed, twisted her body, put on a pitiful look, blinked and said

"I was wrong... There really won't be a next time..."

Xuan Li's mouth twitched, he turned around and stopped looking at Nicole, preparing to take the cat down from the car.

Behind her, Nicole thought Xuanli had forgiven her, and immediately put her hands on her hips and said happily

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The author is not satisfied with the latter part of the post, so I will update it twice first. Sorry, let me polish it.