Taking away my family's luck? I won't stand it!
Chapter 619: Itchy and jumping, can't stop laughing
The bandits looked victorious when they saw that the other side had so few people.
"Shoot!" The bandit leader raised his hand with a smug smile on his face.
It was freezing cold, so few people would bother to come to this sparsely populated place. But today, a group of wealthy people were lucky enough to come here.
He had just seen this warhorse, it ran very fast!
But they were familiar with the roads in the mountains, and they knew where the war horses were going by looking at the direction they were fleeing.
Take a shortcut and catch up with them.
Arrows rained down from the sky, and the sound of swords cutting through the air filled the air.
Guoan raised his hand, and a barrier was cast over everyone's heads...
Just when the bandits thought that they would see the people on the opposite side getting scared and trying to escape, they saw that everyone on the opposite side took out strange things in their hands.
"boom!"
"Boom!"
“Bang, bang, bang…”
Balls of fire came out of the strange mouth, and the flames exploded in the air with a deafening sound.
The scorching flames devoured the rain of arrows shot towards them in mid-air, and they fell to the ground.
The first time Boss Yuan used the Hundred-Shot Crossbow, he was stunned by it. It was simply too powerful.
Guoan lowered his hands, and the barrier that had been hanging over them slowly disappeared.
A wicked smile appeared on his lips. "Hehehe, now it's your turn. The poison I developed that makes you tickle, jump, and laugh non-stop can finally come in handy."
As he spoke, he sprinkled the poison that would make people laugh uncontrollably on the mouth of the Hundred-shot Crossbow. Guoping, Guoxing and Guowang said they wanted some too, so Guoan generously gave each of them a bottle.
"Use them all, I have plenty."
"Yeah." Guoping, Guowang and Guoxing nodded.
The bandits were all stunned with surprise when they saw this scene. Is this the kind of artillery used on the battlefield?
But artillery fire is not that easy.
The bandit leader, realizing he had hit a wall, immediately said, "They're not easy to mess with. Let's go!"
"Go? Where to?" A shrill voice sounded in the bandit leader's ears, and then his neck was touched by something cold.
The bandit leader looked with his neck stiffened, and saw a huge snake looking at him with a smile, its scarlet tongue sticking out from its mouth. A chill instantly ran from the soles of his feet to the top of his head.
What a big snake.
"Ah!" He closed his eyes and fainted from fright.
The green snake caught him with its tail and slapped him several times on the face.
“Ahhhh…” The bandit leader struggled to open his eyes. His younger brother beside him looked at him blankly, “Boss, what’s wrong with you?”
"There's a snake, a really big one!" the bandit shouted in panic.
The younger brothers looked at him in confusion, "Where did the snake come from?"
"No snakes, Boss."
"Yes, aren't snakes hibernating now? How could they appear here? Boss, are you seeing things?" The younger brother beside him looked at the bandit leader in confusion.
Did he see it wrong? The bandit leader touched his neck, and the cold feeling was still there. Could it be that he really saw it wrong?
"Boss, they are holding up strange things and pointing them at us!" someone shouted.
The bandit leader looked at the group of people down the mountain, and a creepy feeling crept up from the soles of his feet to the top of his head. He hurriedly said, "Run!"
But it was too late.
"Boom!"
Fireballs exploded in the air, and a strange smell entered the nose. Just as everyone was puzzled, the body couldn't help laughing.
“Hahahahahaha… It’s so itchy, so itchy.”
"Hahahaha, why is my body so itchy!"
They laughed, scratched their bodies and jumped up and down in place. They wanted to stop but they couldn't control their laughing and jumping. It was as if an invisible string was pulling at their hands and feet and their bodies were out of control.
They were jumping, dancing and laughing on the mountain, and soon they were exposed from their hiding place in front of Boss Yuan and others. There was a slope in front of them, so they jumped, jumped and rolled, and rolled down the mountain to appear in front of Boss Yuan.
"Hey hey hey."
"Hahaha."
"It's so itchy, so itchy."
The bandits laughed as they twisted and turned on the ground like maggots. They got up from the ground and continued to dance, taking off their clothes with their hands...
Soon, he was left with only a pair of pants on.
The nails scratched bloody marks on the skin.
Seeing this scene, Boss Yuan quickly asked the woman to go back to the carriage.
The woman hurried back to the carriage and waited for Boss Yuan and the others to handle the matter.
Guoan looked at his own achievements with admiration. Yes, this was exactly the effect he wanted. It seemed that the poison was developed very successfully.
Give Yaoyao a few bottles when the time comes.
"An An, your poison is really powerful." Guo Xing looked ahead with a frightened face. Fortunately, he was very careful when spreading the poison just now, otherwise he would have been helpless like these bandits.
Green Snake looked regretful and said, "An An, I still want to play with that person. You really spoil the fun."
Just when it was about to scare the bandit leader, it saw a few Guoan guys throwing something into the mouth of the crossbow, which scared it so much that it ran away.
He had personally experienced what kind of people Guoan was like, and Yaoyao had given him a book on making poisons. What good stuff could be in the medicine bottle?
A tuft of white hair nodded in agreement.
"That's right. I even called my disciples over here, planning to have a great time. I was ready to fart, but when I saw you spreading the medicine, I held it back."
Guoan: "Xiaobai, holding in your farts is bad for your health. Quickly aim at them and release your farts."
This poison is good in every way except that it's short-lived.
"Good idea!" A tuft of white hair ran over happily.
Guoan, Guoping, Guoxing, Guowang and others skillfully covered their noses with their sleeves and took several steps back.
Boss Yuan looked at the tuft of white hair running towards the bandits with a strange look on his face. Just when he was puzzled, he saw the tuft of white hair sticking its butt towards the face of the bandit leader.
A ball of yellow gas came out from a tuft of white hair.
He felt something was wrong and retreated repeatedly.
"Cover your nose!"
The pungent smell made the bandits faint.
You don't even need to smell it to know how powerful it is.
After the smell dissipated, Boss Yuan and the Yuan family generals dressed them casually and tied them up tightly.
The rope was put on the warhorse and dragged behind it.
As for the bandits' lair, Boss Yuan had no intention of going there. He would just hand these bandits over to the county magistrate who was passing by.
...................
After the morning court session, the Prime Minister rushed back to the mansion without stopping. The first thing he did when he returned was to tell Taoist Hu and Princess Anguo what had happened during the court session.
"Since the Imperial Preceptor is guarding the city tonight, I won't cause any casualties." Princess Anguo smiled, her face full of disdain, "It's a good opportunity to give that loser a break."
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