Taking away my family's luck? I won't stand it!
Chapter 322: White and Fat Bugs
In her hands, white and plump bugs were wriggling, drilling in and out of her palms.
It was like her hands were fresh shit...
Old Mrs. Liu screamed "Ah" and threw the insect in her hand far away.
He swiftly picked up the broom from the side and hit Guoan's butt.
"Ah........" Guoan's butt was hit hard by Old Lady Liu, and he jumped up on the spot in pain.
"Why are you catching these bugs? Why are you catching these bugs?" The more Old Lady Liu spoke, the angrier she became. The strength in her hands grew stronger, and her face became ferocious.
Every time Guoan jumped, fat white bugs fell from his body.
Every piece of clothing on his body was covered with fat white bugs, each of which was wriggling helplessly on the ground.
Yaoyao saw bugs falling from Guoan's body from behind, and her scalp suddenly felt tingling.
Who would put such a disgusting bug in their clothes and bring it back?
Ling'er looked at the bugs thrown out by Old Lady Liu, and she felt uncomfortable all over, as if bugs were crawling on her body.
When Old Lady Liu saw the bugs on the ground, she didn't dare to step on them. She held a broom in her hand and glared at Guoan with a raised brow.
"Tell me, what are you doing bringing these bugs back here for?"
Guoan covered his buttocks, shrank his neck, and said in a low voice: "Eat it fried."
Yaoyao: “..............”
Old Lady Liu: “.........”
Ling'er: "............."
The air suddenly became quiet, and you could hear a pin drop.
When I'm speechless, I really don't want to talk
Old Lady Liu suppressed her anger and shouted through gritted teeth, "These are maggots! They can't be eaten! Where did you catch these bugs from?"
Which stupid kid goes to catch maggots and fry them to eat?
Oh, it's her silly child...
Guoan was stunned when he heard this and subconsciously refuted.
"I saw Fang Zhaochen eat this bug too, so why can't I eat it?"
After hearing this, Old Lady Liu swung her long arm and slapped Guoan on the head with a solid slap. She gnashed her teeth and said angrily, "They eat bee pupae, not maggots!"
"Where on earth did you catch this thing?!"
Guoan rubbed his head and shrunk his neck, then replied, "There was a dead rabbit on the side of the road. I saw a lot of bugs on it, so I caught it."
He didn't expect that there were differences among insects.
Aren’t they all the same?
They are all bugs.
Why can’t I eat it?
Old Mrs. Liu breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately it was not fished out from the pit toilet.
Otherwise, she would have just lost her grandson.
"You, go and throw all these maggots into the river!"
Old Lady Liu rubbed the palm of her hand, and could still feel the sensation of insects drilling into it.
Guoan looked up at Old Lady Liu, saw her angry face, and nodded obediently.
"Oh."
After saying that, he ran into the yard.
After a while, he came out with a rope in his hand, and in front of him were several big white geese.
A few big white geese were driven in front of the maggots. When they saw the maggots, they started to eat them one by one.
Old Mrs. Liu felt disgusted by what she saw, so she took some scissors from the kitchen and cut the feathers of the big white geese and made a mark.
We cannot eat these big white geese during this period, for fear that the worms in their stomachs have not been completely digested.
After killing these geese, all the maggots on the ground were eaten by the big white geese.
Old Lady Liu looked at Guoan, picked him up, held his feet and stood upside down, shaking him, and a bunch of maggots came out. Several big white geese nearby saw them and rushed to eat them.
Guoan was hung upside down and their faces turned red.
Old Lady Liu didn't let Guoan go until no more maggots could be shaken out.
"Next time you bring back a bug, I'll break your hand."
Guoan blushed and nodded obediently.
"Don't dare, don't dare."
Old Mrs. Liu cursed and sat back on the stool and started to clean the wild vegetables.
....................
On the mountain, Baobaohou was carrying a large sack and looking at the Yuan family at the foot of the mountain with sadness in his eyes.
Xiao Hei climbed up the mountain and looked at the hugging monkey speechlessly with his dog face.
The dog walked down the mountain with the big sack in its mouth.
It knew that the Hug Monkey would definitely come again.
Before it took a few steps, the monkey rushed in front of it. Xiao Hei tilted his head and looked at it with his green eyes.
Hug Monkey took out a square stone and handed it to Xiao Hei. There was a picture of a man and a monkey on the stone.
A monkey was held in the arms of a little man.
Xiao Hei looked at the huggy monkey speechlessly.
Are you sure you want me to bring this thing to Yaoyao?
Believe it or not, Yaoyao threw this thing into the toilet when she saw it?
Looking at Xiao Hei's expression, Hug Monkey took the stone back with a sad face.
Well, Yaoyao doesn’t want to see it now.
Xiao Hei sighed and resigned himself to carrying the big sack down the mountain.
Old Mrs. Liu hung the killed fish under the eaves in the yard. She was very confused when she saw Xiao Hei coming back with a heavy sack in his mouth.
"Xiao Hei, what are you carrying back?"
Hearing this, Xiao Hei stopped and turned to look at Old Lady Liu.
He walked away with the big sack in his mouth.
What could it be? It’s still your precious treasure.
"What a joke this little Blackie is. When I asked him what he brought back with him, he just didn't..." he said.
Old Mrs. Liu was hanging the fish, muttering to herself, and suddenly paused.
Only then did I remember that Xiao Hei was a dog and couldn't speak.
It’s all because Xiao Hei treats dogs like a human being, which makes her subconsciously forget that Xiao Hei is actually a dog.
Well, there are also two white-haired and green snakes under the eaves, enjoying drinking tea while sitting on chairs.
If one day they could talk, Old Lady Liu wouldn't find it strange anymore.
Who has ever seen a weasel and a snake sitting face to face drinking tea?
And they get along so harmoniously?
Yaoyao was lying on the bed, holding a milk jug in her hand and drinking it. After she finished the milk in the jug, she burped deeply.
He frowned when he saw Xiao Hei holding the big sack in his mouth.
There was a dull thud as the large sack was placed on the ground.
"It's just a gift from Hug Monkey."
Yaoyao said lightly, "Oh."
The gold-seeking tree that had been digging into the soil in the pot could no longer contain itself. A vine stretched out to the hemp sack, rolled up a lump of gold, and secretly put the lump of gold into its own pot.
Seeing that Yaoyao didn't respond, Xiao Hei lay on the ground with his head resting on his front paws, and his green dog eyes turned from time to time to observe Yaoyao.
......................
The village is full of joy.
The villagers were killing fish, drying wild vegetables, and harvesting grain.
Everyone is busy and having fun.
Suddenly, several carriages appeared at the entrance of the village, and the villagers stretched their heads out to see
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