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Chapter 329: Protecting the Ovaries and Breasts to Clear Liver Fire Step 1…
The spirit beasts that were fighting the fire froze when they heard this, but they finally obeyed the order and reluctantly sent Shangwei and Shangwo on their way.
this moment.
You could hear a pin drop in the entire restaurant.
"Order No. 138, Order No. 139, the first lesson I'm going to teach you today is that you can be beheaded and bleed, but you absolutely cannot tolerate the enemy's provocation." Xiao Bao put away his strange wooden bow, put his two little paws behind his back, walked on his short legs like a little adult, wagging his tail, and with a stern face, he taught seriously,
“You humans have a saying…
Endure for a while and you will get ovarian cysts, take a step back and you will get breast hyperplasia; hold back for a while and you will get liver qi stagnation, get angry for a day and you will get thyroid nodules; curse for a while and you will get myocardial infarction, take a step back and you will get endocrine disorders.
If you don't want to suffer from ovarian cysts, breast hyperplasia, liver qi stagnation, thyroid nodules, myocardial infarction, and endocrine disorders, just follow me.
Protecting the ovaries and breasts is the first step to clearing liver fire. Cherish life and send the enemy to hell as soon as possible. Aye~"
Cong Sui Cong Qian opened his mouth, but when Xiao Bao saw that the two of them were still silent, he slapped them both with his little paws, "What are you doing? Read!"
"Protecting the ovaries and breasts is the first step to clearing liver fire. Cherish life and send the enemy to the west as soon as possible. Ah yeah~" Under Xiaobao's dangerous gaze, Cong Sui Cong Qian lowered his head, his face flushed, and whispered in agreement,
"Pa pa!" Xiao Bao gave the two of them another big slap, put his paws on his hips, and said angrily, "Didn't you eat? You talk like mosquitoes. Repeat after me loudly."
"Protecting the ovaries and breasts is the first step to clearing liver fire. Cherish life and send the enemy to the west as soon as possible. Aye~"
Cong Sui Cong Qian closed his eyes and shouted loudly, "Protecting the ovaries and breasts is the first step to clearing liver fire. Cherish life and send the enemy to the west as soon as possible. Aiya~"
"Yes, that's right. Call me that three times in a row!" Xiaobao put his hands on his hips and cheered from the side with great momentum.
After the first time, the burden in Cong Sui Cong Qian's heart disappeared at once, and he roared three times in a row.
The sound was so loud that it echoed throughout the mountains and forests.
The Jian family members who were in a state of near death suddenly heard these three deafening voices that could be called brainwashing from a pyramid scheme, and their eyes immediately turned in their direction.
Their eyelids twitched wildly, and they were filled with fear and complexity.
The Ninth Young Master Jian Lezhi dodged and ran straight towards the gate.
Xiaobao nodded in satisfaction, tapped a few times, and hugged one of Sister Jin Ge's legs, swinging his fox tail back and forth, his eyes shining, looking adorable as if begging for praise, hugs, and affection. "Sister Jin Ge, is what Xiaobao said good?"
"Well, Xiaobao is great." Jian Jinge curved her eyebrows and picked it up as it wished, holding it in her arms. Xiaobao put his two paws around her neck and rubbed it happily.
Jian Xiaobai took out the pink oil-paper umbrella from her waist and opened it.
Step into the snow with her,
The university was flying, holding an oil-paper umbrella, and the three of them were standing in the heavy snow, like a beautiful landscape.
Jiu Shao Jian Lezhi had just rushed out of the door when he only caught a glimpse of their backs disappearing under the heavy snow while holding an umbrella together.
"Jian Jinge! ...Sister Jinge, wait a minute!"
Jian Lezhi shouted and quickly chased after him.
However, no matter how hard he chased, the mountain path covered with snow was empty.
The surroundings were quiet, with only the howling of the cold wind and the heavy snow falling intermittently on him.
"Sister, come out, Brother Nine has something to tell you..." Jian Lezhi put his hands to his mouth, made a trumpet shape, and shouted to the sky.
Quiet~
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