Original God: Becoming the elder brother of the Thor twins

"Catch a big lazy bug alive, and Master Hanabi will help you wake up."

Hua Huo sat on Lei Dian Shi's waist, and her hands were still not idle, fiddling with Lei Dian Shi's eyelids.

"Here, the first set of eye exercises."

As she muttered, she made strange gestures with her fingers on Lei Dianshi's eyelids, causing Lei Dianshi's eyes to follow and imitate the movement of eye exercises, looking extremely funny:

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"If your eye exercises make me blind, you'll just have to see if you can save your own eyes."

Lei Dian Shi was tormented by Hanabi so much that he couldn't sleep anymore, and there was a hint of fatigue in his voice.

Last night, the Son of God and the others were really crazy. They fought one after another, taking turns to attack him and making him exhausted.

They left early, leaving Lei Dianshi lying on the bed like a puddle of mud, without even the strength to get up.

"Hey, don't be angry. If you get angry, no one will take your place."

Hanabi said with a grin as she tried to lift the blanket and pull Raidenshi up.

But as soon as he opened his upper body, Lei Dianshi grabbed the quilt reflexively.

"That's too much. I'm not wearing any clothes underneath."

Lei Dian Shi sat up, holding the quilt to his chest with one hand, as if protecting something precious, and quickly covered Hua Huo's eyes with the other hand, saying loudly:

"go out."

"I don't mind being so shy."

Hanabi was forced to move back because of Raiden-shi sitting up.

When I moved, I felt like something huge was touching under my butt.

She raised her butt curiously and sat down again before she realized what it was.

Meeting the murderous look of Lei Dian Shi, Hua Huo's heart skipped a beat and she quickly lifted her butt and moved back.

"Why didn't you do what I asked you to do?"

"What's up?"

As soon as Raidenshi opened his mouth, he immediately remembered that Hanabi had asked him to stick the imperial pestle into Kaguya Pavilion.

He curled his lips and said with disdain:

“There’s no reason, so I won’t do it.”

"Then you can build Kaguya Pavilion here."

"That's not because you asked me to do it, but because I wanted to do it, understand?"

Lei Dian gave Hua Huo a look and emphasized.

"don't know."

Hanabi shook her head, a smirk on her face, and continued:

"Don't you have anything to ask of me?"

Lei Dianshi's eyes curled up, remembering what Zhongli said last night.

He coughed lightly, reaching out with both hands to hold down Hanabi's shoulders, trying to look authoritative.

"Um, Hanabi, don't take what I just said to heart."

But before he could finish, Hanabi reached out and poked Raidenshi's abdominal muscles as if she had discovered a new world.

Lei Dianshi was a little overwhelmed by this sudden action. He quickly retracted his hand, grabbed Hua Huo's hand, and pulled the quilt up again.

"Oh, you're really shy."

Hanabi looked very proud, as if she had discovered some interesting secret.

"I call this upholding male virtue."

Lei Dianshi blushed and argued seriously.

"Yo yo yo~ Uphold male virtues~ Let me predict, will you have a woman in the future? Yes~"

Hanabi teased sarcastically, the smile on her face growing brighter.

"Why don't you start with yourself—"

Lei Dian Shi was enraged and used one hand to strangle Hua Huo's neck.

Not only was Hanabi not afraid, she deliberately made an uncomfortable expression. Her two ponytails swayed slightly with her movements, and she made a "hmm~" sound from her mouth.

Lei Dian Shi felt a chill run down his spine at Hanabi's expression, loosened his grip and flicked her forehead, saying unhappily:

"Honestly, I'll lift the covers and get dressed in a moment, so you can watch if you want."

When Hanabi heard this, her eyes lit up instantly. She quickly covered her eyes with her hands, but secretly left a gap between her fingers. She said with anticipation:

"Come on, I'm ready."

"Okay, take off!"

Lei Dianshi raised a wicked smile and suddenly covered Hua Huo's head with the quilt while kicking her hard with her foot.

Both of them moved at an astonishing speed, leaving only a blurry afterimage in the room.

Fortunately, Lei Dian Shi was better and had quickly put on his clothes before Hua Huo pulled off the quilt.

Hanabi stretched out two fingers and put them together, enlarging and shrinking the distance between them, and looked at Raidenshi with a mysterious look on her face.

"What did you see?!"

Lei Dianshi watched Hua Huo's actions and felt a bad premonition in his heart.

But Huahu ignored him and continued to gesture to herself, shaking her head with a meaningful smile on her face.

"That's too much. I'm not that small."

Lei Dianshi looked at the distance between Hua Huo's two fingers, which was less than a finger's length, and felt a surge of anger rushing to his forehead. He had the urge to strangle Hua Huo again.

He just turned his back on purpose, how could Hua Huo see it?

"Why are you so anxious? I'm cross-eyed. Oh~ You don't think it's that? Are you really that young?"

Hanabi blinked and said innocently.

"Hanabi!!!"

Lei Dianshi was completely enraged and roared.

"Hmm? Wait!"

Before Hanabi could react, Raidenshi had already used a set of smooth little combos, pressing her down on the bed and picking up the clogs from her feet.

"One—two—three—bang bang bang—"

"One—two—three—bang bang bang—"

Raidenshi counted while rhythmically slapping Hanabi's butt.

"It's broken, Lady Hanabi is going to break down, ah~"

Hanabi seemed to feel nothing. Not only did she not resist, she also deliberately made strange noises, constantly teasing Raidenshi.

Lei Dian Shi was so angry at Hua Huo that he was shaking all over. The power of the abyss almost exploded and swallowed Hua Huo. The dragon wings behind him spread out, emitting a dangerous aura.

However, at the last moment, he restrained himself, squatted aside with a blank face, and tried hard to calm himself down.

"You're not going to be angry, are you? I'm not angry yet."

Hua Huo walked over and pried off the dragon horns of Raiden Shi.

Lei Dianshi's body shook violently. He turned his head and glared at Hua Huo fiercely. He slapped Hua Huo's hateful hand, then turned his head away and ignored her.

He couldn't handle Hanabi, but couldn't he curse Aha in his heart?

Lei Dian Shi: Aha, you ***, you *** cannot *** believers, you ***.

Ah Ha seemed to sense something and murmured to himself in confusion: Did someone call me just now? Never mind, I didn't hear it.

When Lei Dianshi heard this, he became even angrier and roared in his heart: Aha!!!! I ＊＊＊＊＊＊.

Ah Ha seemed to be heartless and said with a smile: It turned out to be you, Shishi. You were talking to my believers just now and praising me so much. I didn’t hear that you, Shishi, were also praising me. Oh, I feel a little shy.

Lei Dian was so angry that he couldn't speak. He felt a mouthful of blood stuck in his throat and almost had a cerebral thrombosis.

He kicked the door open and strode out of Kaguya Pavilion.

The soldiers guarding the door were so frightened when they saw Lei Dianshi walking out with an angry look on his face that they dared not breathe and looked at him in confusion.

Lei Dian Shi ignored their gazes and walked straight to the Dragon Suppressing Stone. He held the Eternal Imperial Pestle in both hands and inserted it forcefully into the Dragon Suppressing Stone.

"Hanabi, come here!"

"I'm coming."

Hanabi straightened her disheveled clothes and walked out of Kaguya Pavilion while holding a pair of wooden clogs, amidst the stunned expressions of the shogunate army.

In front of Lei Dian Shi, she slowly put on her shoes, then looked at the Dragon Suppression Stone, nodded, and said:

"Very good, very good. Let's feel if I can still make contact with this gun."

"Ah."

Lei Dian Shi leaned against the Dragon Suppressing Stone, staring at Hua Huo intently.

If Hua Huo doesn't explain the reason today, he must call Zhongli, Wendy and the others over.

If it really doesn't work, spend some money to get Ruona Wa to come over. In short, I must give Hua Huo a good massage spa and let her taste the feeling of being tossed around.

"Well then, go to the place where you often practice your immortal power."

Hanabi looked at Raidenshi and said seriously.

Raidenshi stared at Hanabi suspiciously, but did as he was told.

"Don't try to run, follow me."

As he spoke, he took the lead and walked towards Tianyun Pass.

There are two main places where Lei Dian Shi cultivates his immortal power, the castle tower and Amenokuge.

The castle tower was just a place where he could take time out from his busy schedule to practice, and Amenokuge Pass was where he truly devoted himself to practice.

Bringing fireworks to the floating island of Tianyun Pass, Raiin Gongen saw the two living devils coming. Although he had lost his memory, his instinct drove him to commit suicide.

"Is it so scary?"

Lei Dian Shi muttered softly and walked slowly to the center of the floating island.

"Tell me, what are you doing?"

He turned to look at Hanabi and asked with an annoyed look on his face.

"Help you ascend to heaven!"

A kind smile appeared on Huahuo's face, and she suddenly turned into Zhongli's appearance.

"Come, good disciple, sit down."

She said, imitating Zhongli's tone.

When Lei Dian Shi saw Hua Huo turn into Zhongli's appearance, his teeth were grinding.

If he strips Zhongli naked now, does that count as stripping Hua Huo naked?

As soon as this thought flashed through his mind, a slap landed on Lei Dianshi's head with a "pa--" sound.

"You don't even listen to Master?"

Hanabi said sternly, imitating Zhongli's tone.

Hey, damn it, not to mention you being Hanabi, even Zhongli would get a beating.

Lei Dianshi was burning with rage and was about to attack when Hua Huo suddenly took out a piece of "fragment" and blocked it in front of him.

Lei Dianshi stopped his movements instantly, his face changed drastically, and at the same time his own energy exploded, with a curtain of lightning and water covering the entire floating island.

Even while gritting his teeth, Lei Dian Shi forced out the same power of the virtual world and the power of the human world from his body to reinforce this layer of protection.

"What is this? Give it to me! I want it!"

Lei Dianshi tried his best to control himself, but at this moment he still wanted very much to eat the "fragment" in Hua Huo's hand.

That desire is like a drug addict suddenly seeing drugs, or a drowning person suddenly seeing a lifebuoy. There is a voice in the heart that keeps shouting: You must not let it go!

"Then be obedient, okay?"

When Hua Huo saw that Lei Dian Shi had surrendered, a smug expression appeared on her face.

After scanning through the people in Kitsai Palace in her mind, she chose someone who was not in this world - Kafka, and instantly turned into Kafka again.

Seeing Hua Huo butting against someone else's face again, Lei Dian Shi felt a little disgusted, but he still used the word spirit technique to control his body and sit down.

"Okay, be good."

Hanabi patted Raidenshi's head from behind and said softly:

"Just practice as you normally would. For the rest, trust me, okay?"

If it was really Kafka who said this, Lei Dianshi would feel relieved.

But when he thought that it was Hanabi holding up Kafka's body, he felt uncomfortable.

However, the Word Spirit Technique is a useful skill, which forced Raiden Shi to accept that Hanabi was Kafka's setting. But he secretly prayed in his heart that he would not really change his mind about Hanabi in the future.

"Fool the world, the golden cup warns existence!"

"Thank me, I will use the power of the human world to help you ascend to heaven!"

"Jiejiejie——"

Hanabi said in a strange voice.

With his mind cleared, Lei Dian Shi heard "Kafka" say this.

In a trance, he actually felt that the voice really sounded like his mother's voice, so gentle and so beautiful.

Hmm~ Mom’s voice is so nice.

Hanabi fed the "fragments" in her hand into Raiden's mouth.

In an instant, Lei Dian Shi showed the form of a dragon, and the fragments turned into liquid and flowed into his body through Lei Dian Shi's mouth.

At this time, Lei Dianshi's head was empty, and even his breathing seemed to have continuous echoes, as if his head had become an empty room, and any sound would echo inside.

"Rumble--"

Suddenly, there was a loud thunder in the sky.

Is it thundering?

Thunder Master thought dazedly, "That's right, isn't it normal for thunder to hit Tianyun Pass?"

However, what he didn't know was that Hua Huo was chased away by the lightning.

Those thick lightning bolts were like angry dragons, pouncing towards the fireworks with bared fangs and claws.

Hanabi dodged left and right, and finally had to hug Raidenshi tightly - only Raidenshi could not be approached by thunder and lightning.

On the mountain next to Tianyun Pass, all the demon-level strongmen of Inazuma came to watch this scene.

Ruona Wa looked at the horrific scene in the sky with a dreadful expression.

It's this kind of power that doesn't belong to this world.

If such a big scene awakens the law of justice, let’s see what these two people will do.

Ying looked towards Tianyun Pass with a worried look on his face: "Sister, you said brother will be fine, right?"

Before Zhen could answer, Wendy spoke first: "Hey, Brother Shi will definitely be fine."

Ruona and Ying rolled their eyes at the same time at Wendy's words.

Ruona took a bite of the skewer, looked towards the Sky Island, and disappeared before everyone's eyes.

Zhen gently comforted her, "Ying, don't worry so much. I know what's going on."

Ying quickly shook his head and said calmly, "I'm not worried."

Not only Venti, Aben, Shen Zi and Kitsusai, but also Zhongli and Osser were looking at the shadow who activated the Fujin Yujianming Divine Life.

Zundu fake du?

Isn't this worrying?

Zhongli looked at Ying and said in a gentle voice, "Relax, Lei Shen. Brother Shi is also our friend. If anything happens to him, we will do our best to rescue him."

"You're all here."

From a distance, Ying saw several familiar faces standing on the top of the mountain. After climbing up with some effort, she greeted Zhongli and Wendy.

Then Paimon arrived late, following behind breathlessly. When he saw Osel, he felt a strong sense of malice and was so scared that he hid behind Ying.

Ying looked at Paimeng helplessly and said, "Paimeng, I told you to eat less yesterday. Now you're fine. You're so slow even when climbing a mountain."

Paimon said aggrievedly:

"What? It's because I was too tired from work the past few days, so I replenished my nutrition last night."

"Oh, by the way, what happened here? And who is this person?"

Ying looked at Ying curiously. The purple hair was so iconic that she probably guessed Ying's identity.

There was also Kamiko and Kitsai-gu, and she had visited the shrine.

But when she saw Osel and Ba Che who had transformed into human forms, Ying became confused. Had she seen these two people before?

Why so hostile?

Wendy told Paimon about the current situation, but did not explain Osel's identity in detail.

After hearing this, Ying said with a worried look on her face, "So, Shi is in a very dangerous state?"

Zhongli nodded and said solemnly, "It's a danger, but also an opportunity."

At this time, the thunderstorm in Tianyun Pass became more violent, and the density of the lightning element was abnormally high.

"Sturdy as a rock."

Zhongli muttered something, and everyone was instantly covered by a golden shield.

Zhongli looked at the increasingly violent thunderstorm and said:

"This thunderstorm is still in its initial stages, and Brother Shi has not yet removed his own defenses. This means that Brother Shi is currently in good condition. Let's wait and see."

Zhen: "I might have to trouble you guys later."

Osel: "Don't drag me into this. I'm just here to watch the show. If this thunderstorm affects me, I'll be the first one to run away."

Osel doesn't have the power of a demon now.

Zhen: “I understand.”