Original God: Becoming the elder brother of the Thor twins

"yawn--"

Last time, in order to help Aha find a quiet place, Lei Dianshi went straight to an isolated island outside Mondstadt.

After he had eliminated all the monsters on the island, he noticed the strange-style buildings on the island. He suddenly realized that this seemed to be the mysterious island where the "Time and Wind" mission was located.

However, this does not affect anything.

So, Lei Dianshi handed over the control of his body to Aha, and fell into a deep sleep.

When he regained consciousness, he was shocked to find himself in the Hall of Rebirth.

Lei Dian Shi instantly realized that something was amiss. Logically speaking, he shouldn't be here anyway.

Could it be that Ah Ha used his body to fight Zhongli in a duel? That doesn't look good.

"Hey, client, how could you wake up? Forget it, Zhongli, Zhongli! Come here quickly!"

Hu Tao pushed the door open and it creaked. Her face was as gloomy as the sky before a storm. She looked at Lei Dian Shi who sat up and shouted at the top of her voice.

Lei Dianshi slowly got out of bed and stretched his body a little. His joints made a slight "cracking" sound, and he found that his body was not in the condition it should be after experiencing a high-intensity battle.

If there was anything strange, it was that his throat was a little hoarse, as if it had been rubbed with sandpaper, and the back of his neck felt as if it had been attacked by a sharp knife, causing a slight pain.

A moment later, Zhongli came over slowly, holding a teacup in his hand.

"Zhongli, what's wrong with me?"

Lei Dianshi was full of doubts.

Zhongli stared at Lei Dian Shi with a very strange look for a long time before he slowly spoke:

"I'm not entirely sure what you did in Mondstadt. You can ask Barbatos later. But your actions in Liyue were certainly... heated."

As Zhongli continued to narrate, Lei Dianshi could already recall the scene at that time.

At that time, Zhongli was sitting quietly in Yunhan Society, immersed in Yunjin's melodious opera.

During the intermission, Lei Dian Shi suddenly appeared and performed a... well... unique folk song.

The lyrics are roughly as follows:

“Yo-yo-

In old Mond, the Lawrence family was once a great family.

When the king is alone in the tower, his glory shines like a star.

……

But as time went by, the family fell into the dark pond.

The fragrance of power leads one astray, and one's mind is confused and wanders around blindly.

……

The clanking of slave chains echoes through every inch of Mondstadt.

The sound of people's wailing drifted far and long with the wind.

……

Today we sing to send this family to the underworld.

I hope the soul of the deceased can find a place to hide.

......"

In an instant, not only Zhongli was stunned, but all the members of Yunhan Society were also shocked, and even the audience who came here to see the scene were shocked and at a loss.

This... this is clearly a funeral song!

Afterwards, the ballad spread across the entire Liyue Harbor like a gust of wind.

What's worse is that Lei Dianshi's identity was soon discovered by everyone.

When Ningguang heard the news, she must have laughed out loud.

It’s over. My reputation will be ruined in an instant!

If Zhongli had not been certain that the person in front of him was indeed Lei Dian Shi, he would probably have quietly disposed of this guy.

However, Zhongli eventually knocked Lei Dian Shi unconscious to prevent him from running around.

There was no other reason, it was just that Lei Dianshi started harassing female guests, regardless of age.

Zhongli didn't want Lei Dianying to run to Liyue and cause a scene.

"Aha, you're really good."

"Aha, speak!"

"...!"

No matter how much Lei Dian Shi called out, Ah Ha remained silent, his only response a string of cold numbers. Ah~ Actually, thinking about it carefully, this didn't seem so hard to accept.

"Oh, one last reminder, when you go out later, run quickly. The walnut coffin is already prepared."

Why should he be afraid? Hu Tao is just like that. Hasn't he already woken up? Hu Tao will definitely not stop him from leaving. Don't be afraid, don't be afraid.

Lei Dianshi didn't take this matter to heart at first, until he walked out of the door and saw Hu Tao blocking his way.

For some reason, he always felt something was strange, so he looked it up and down carefully.

Suddenly, Lei Dian Shi realized that this walnut might have been padded with something. Yes, it must be so!

When Hu Tao saw the look in Lei Dian Shi's eyes, her face became even gloomier. If Zhongli hadn't patted Lei Dian Shi's shoulder in time.

The message conveyed in Zhongli's eyes was clear - run.

Before Lei Dianshi could react, Hu Tao said with a forced smile, "Didn't someone say that this hall master shows his back to others? How do you explain it now?!"

After saying the last sentence, Hu Tao put her hands on her hips and glared at Lei Dian Shi with wide eyes.

Ah, there is such a thing? Then can't Lao Deng explain it more clearly?

Lei Dian Shi had already guessed from Zhongli and Hu Tao's attitudes who said that Hu Tao showed her back to others. It must be Aha without a doubt.

But in the eyes of others, this is what he said.

How should I respond to this?

"Actually... uh, small ones are cute too."

Lei Dianshi racked his brains and finally squeezed out these words after a long while.

But just this one sentence shocked Zhongli and Hu Tao.

Kurumi's face flushed red, and the blush spread from her cheeks to her ears.

"you you you…"

Hu Tao pointed at Lei Dian Shi, her cheeks flushed red, and she couldn't utter a complete sentence for a long time.

Blunt words are, at the same time, disrespectful and offensive.

Realizing that the situation was becoming increasingly unsettled, Lei Dianshi made a prompt decision, turned around and ran away, disappearing from everyone's sight in an instant.

Before leaving, he did not forget to send a message to Zhongli: "Saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda. My friend, I will go first. Hu Tao is relying on you."

Looking at Lei Dian Shi who disappeared without a trace in an instant, Hu Tao was so angry that her mouth puffed up like a pufferfish.

Her heart was filled with resentment, ah - there was a fire burning in her chest.

No, if you endure it for a while, you will get angrier. If you take a step back, you will lose more!

So what if she's small? Tiny... No, she's still small. It's not like she won't grow any bigger. When the time comes, she'll naturally amaze everyone.

But when she thought of her age, she couldn't help but think of the cook in Wanmin Hall who was only one year older than her. Could it be that she really couldn't grow up?

A trace of worry rose in her heart, like ripples on the surface of a calm lake.

"Zhongli! Pack up your things and go on a business trip to Mondstadt to find high-quality clients!"

Hu Tao didn't dare to think about it anymore and decided to go back to the room to take out the things in front.

Oh, it’s so painful. I don’t know how those women endured it.

As she thought about it, she walked quickly towards her room, her back revealing a hint of stubbornness and helplessness.