What should I do if the protagonist of every world I travel to is sick?

"I don't agree. If you want me to accept that bullshit royal title, then I'll just become that monkey with a tight headband!"

"The Great Sage Equaling Heaven." Song He sipped the tea in his hand slowly.

Wu Sunyang's eyes lit up and he slammed the table, "Right, right, right! Wait, that's not the name."

"Bimawen! I remember now!"

Lu Yan didn't say a word, "Uncle Wu! I hate this name the most, you really remember it."

The man in front of him, dressed in baggy linen clothes, looked uninhibited and unrestrained. He slapped his thigh and shouted, "Why does that monkey hate this title? It's just that the old Emperor of Heaven was playing tricks on him. Now you're letting me be the Horse Keeper!"

"This is a fucking trap, and you're rushing to step into it! Song He! You're not vain and want to establish a relationship with the royal family, are you? Then you take on the position of Bi Ma Wen! I won't take it!" After saying that, he collapsed to the ground, acting like a real scoundrel.

Song He pointed his folding fan at him, his hands shaking with anger. "Wu Sun Yang! Wu Sun Yang! In your eyes, I'm just such a vain person, right?"

Wu Sunyang turned around, propped up his head with one arm, and imitated Song He's tone, shouting, "In your eyes, I am just such a vain person, right?"

The devilish voice, coupled with Wu Sunyang's imitation, finally caused a burst of muffled laughter to be heard from the other side. Song He pointed his fan at the source of the laughter and said to Wu Sunyang, "Why don't you take a guess at your lovely brother? Don't tell me he's innocent!"

Wu Sunyang looked at the young man whose shoulders and chest were trembling slightly, clapped his palms, and looked as if he had suddenly realized something.

"Oh, sorry, Brother Song, his appearance is so deceptive. I always feel guilty about suspecting him!"

"Hahahahahahaha!" The person on the other end finally couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Song He smiled, and the sound of his heart breaking was loud.

Wu Sunyang also seemed to feel that this was unfair, so he got up from the ground and patted him.

"It's okay, it's okay. Just think about it and give way to the child!"

Song He pulled the corners of his mouth stiffly and smiled speechlessly. You scolded me! Let me think more positively?

Lu Yan crossed his arms and stopped laughing tremblingly, "Well, let's talk business! Why did Uncle Wu come here suddenly?"

"Didn't your secret letter ask me to agree to be the Horse Keeper? I just came to you in a hurry!"

Wu Sunyang dusted himself off. "But Xiaoyan, why did you agree to this? Isn't this obviously a trap set by the Royal Family?"

"Yes, he has laid out the trap for the whole world to see whether we step into it or not." Lu Yan's tone returned to seriousness. "As you can see, if we step in, we will be crowned and imprisoned, but if we don't step in, there will be no way back."

Facing the young man's calm eyes, Wu Sunyang was silent for a moment. He clenched his fist and frowned.

"Go away, go away, you bastards, you're just playing dirty. If you're so into scheming, why don't you focus on governing the world?"

Lu Yan walked up to Wu Sunyang and patted his arm. "Don't worry, Brother Yan won't let you handle it alone! I'll go with you then."

"no!"

"Don't go!"

Two voices responded at the same time. Lu Yan looked at the two people in front of him with ferocious expressions looking at him and couldn't help but feel funny.

He crossed his arms and walked around the two of them, "Uncle Wu, if I don't go, who will help you plan? With your level of calculation, I'm afraid you're not even as good as the ladies in the harem."

"If I'm not going, will you two go? Uncle Wu and I usually go together on missions. The level of tacit understanding between you two is even worse than that stranger I just met for a stick of incense!"

Wu Sunyang supported his shoulders with both hands, his face solemn. "That place is no joke. What if you make a mistake? What will happen to your family? They even heard you were engaged. Do you want your future wife to bear the reputation of being a jinx? Anyway, this is not a good idea. I can go, but you can't!"

Song He remained silent. Lu Yan patted Wu Sunyang on the back and said, "You also said that the place was no joke. You're worried about me falling into it, so I can rest assured that you'll fall into it, right?"

Lu Yan turned his gaze to Song He, exchanged glances with him, and then looked at Wu Sun Yang seriously.

"I know you're worried about me, but we're the only ones who received the letter. Ah Man can't go. He's too impulsive. We won't know when he'll rush up and hit the emperor. And Aunt Jing is pregnant. We just found out. Are we, the men, really going to let a pregnant woman have sex with us?"

"Officialdom is like a battlefield, it's not a joke. When we face an enemy, we should all be united in our hatred. When the time comes, you, Yuxi, and Yunan will all go together."

"Why are those two little girls, Yuxi and Yunan, going too?"

"There are too few people, so Ah Man and Sister Jing's places will be given to them. Don't worry, those two little girls are very smart. When the time comes, they will be laughed at in our team and people will let down their guard."

Lu Yan raised an eyebrow and smiled, counting on his fingers. "A disheveled drunkard, a powerless young man, a weak young man, and two little girls. Who could have imagined that the main forces they invited would be so vulnerable?"

Song He raised his hand and flicked the forehead of the person in front of him, "You are so weak, right? I will show you whether I have the strength or not!"

Lu Yan covered his forehead with his hands, pouted and hid behind Wu Sunyang.

Wu Sunyang grabbed him and pulled his face with both hands, "Okay, okay, Xiaoyan, so in your mind I'm just a drunkard with no morals. I'm actually a free and unrestrained person. Uncle really loves you for nothing!"

The two men flanked Lu Yan and Lu Yan began to flee in his usual Lu Yan style.

Lu Yan, who finally escaped death, sighed and said that every skill he learned at home had its own way of escaping from desperate situations.