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Chapter 98: The Gentle Man Who Cried (7)
"No, there's something on Yanyan's head. Let me take it off for Yanyan."
Su Huaibei lied without blushing or beating his heart. He didn't want Jiang Yan to know his thoughts too early, for fear that it would scare away his little cat.
Hearing this, Jiang Yan reached out and touched the top of his head: "Is there anything else?"
"No more." Su Huaibei took the opportunity to hold his hand.
"Yanyan, how many nicknames have you given me?"
Su Huaibei was very curious about this question. After all, in just half a day, he had heard several different names from Jiang Yan.
"Not much, I'll tell you."
Jiang Yan lowered his head and counted carefully on his fingers, "Shit scooper, Huai Huai, big pervert, big hooligan, Su Huaibei, Young Master Su, Lao Huai, and...School Prince! Some of them are my own ideas, and some are what I heard others call them."
"Big pervert, big hooligan?" Su Huaibei raised an eyebrow, his tone dangerous and teasing, "Why do you call me that, Yanyan?"
"Yeah!" Jiang Yan nodded heavily and said firmly, "Because Su Huaibei touched my waist and looked at me without clothes."
It would have been better if he hadn't said this. As soon as he said it, Su Huaibei's ears quickly turned red as if they were burned by fire.
Suddenly, the white and smooth back appeared in front of my eyes. It seemed to have the fragrance of milk, and the touch was soft and delicate, which was unforgettable.
And that image is like a brand that can never be erased.
"Aren't you also a lecherous little tomcat?" Su Huaibei blushed and retorted unyieldingly, "I don't know who licked my neck last time."
****
There are some trial packs placed next to the small counter in the supermarket.
Su Huaibei had sharp eyes and noticed a newly launched catnip-flavored perfume at a glance.
"Would you like to try it? I heard that cats like catnip." Su Huaibei turned his head and asked Jiang Yan.
"Can the sample pack be used directly?" Jiang Yan reached out and took the bottle of catnip perfume from the sample pack counter, then handed it to Su Huaibei.
Su Huaibei pointed to a small sign beside him and explained very patiently, "Well, generally speaking, anything with a small sign saying it's trial-ready can be used."
Then he picked up the small bottle and sprayed it on Jiang Yan.
A refreshing smell suddenly spread out, with a hint of sweetness.
Jiang Yan sniffed hard, and it was as if the whole world became clear. His eyes suddenly lit up, and a look of joy appeared on his face.
"Smells so good! I love it!"
He said happily, his voice full of pleasure and satisfaction.
However, the next moment, Jiang Yan suddenly felt a strange feeling surge in his heart.
His body trembled slightly, and then two white cat ears emerged from the top of his head, as if stimulated by some power.
"Ugh! Ears!"
Jiang Yan cried out in surprise and frantically tried to cover the ears that suddenly appeared on his head with his hands.
Su Huaibei was quick to take off the baseball cap on his head and put it on Jiang Yan's head.
Jiang Yan was a little at a loss. He couldn't help but reach out and touch his hat, feeling a little aggrieved.
"Hmm... It hurts. My ears feel uncomfortable."
He muttered quietly, his brows furrowed slightly.
Su Huaibei looked at him with pity, patted his shoulder gently, helped him adjust his hat a little looser, and then took him to buy a hat.
"Yan Yan, bear with it for a while, be good."
He comforted her gently, "Let's go downstairs and buy a softer hat, one that won't press on your ears."
……
Later, Su Huaibei went to the supermarket with Jiang Yan on his back.
Due to the effect of catnip, Jiang Yan was extremely excited. Even when he was lying on Su Huaibei, he couldn't calm down. His little head kept rubbing against Su Huaibei's neck and back.
If Jiang Yan wasn't so light, Su Huaibei might not be able to carry Jiang Yan around the entire supermarket.
When they returned, Jiang Yan's symptoms had eased slightly, so Su Huaibei let Jiang Yan go.
Jiang Yan always wanted to help Su Huaibei carry things, but Su Huaibei didn't want to trouble his kitten, so he opened a bag of dried fish and fed it to Jiang Yan.
It was not yet time for classes to end, and few students on the B University campus knew about this morning time except for those attending morning classes.
Normally I would sleep until noon, then go to the cafeteria to have a meal and then go to class.
B University is a semi-open school that allows outsiders to enter.
Su Huaibei took Jiang Yan into the school gate with confidence, picked up the clothes he bought for Jiang Yan in the security room, and then returned to the dormitory.
Cui Yizhou took another nap in the dormitory and hasn't woken up yet.
Jiang Yan couldn't wait to take off his hat and open his ears to let some fresh air in.
The two ears were dangling in the air, which made Su Huaibei so cute that he couldn't help but rub them.
Jiang Yan shuddered from the stimulation, grabbed Su Huaibei's wrist, and glared at Su Huaibei fiercely: "Don't touch me! I don't want to pay attention to you!"
Su Huaibei laughed and gently pinched Jiang Yan's face: "Come on, come on, I was wrong, Yanyan, I won't touch you again in the future."
He opened a bag of potato chips and handed it to Jiang Yan: "Eat some chips to calm down. Master Yanyan is very generous. Please forgive me."
Jiang Yan swallowed and said, "There won't be a next time."
"Okay." Su Huaibei smiled and pinched Jiang Yan's neck again, but Jiang Yan dodged it after a few pinches, and he received a glare from Mao Mao.
……
"Yizhou, if you don't wake up, I'll wrap you up in a mat and throw you into the mass grave," Su Huaibei said, and put a hairband on the table for him: "Didn't you say you wanted to buy a hairband last time? I've put it on the table for you."
"Where are the mass graves these days?"
Cui Yizhou stretched, then sat up and yawned. He picked up the headband on the table and put it on. He said, "Thanks, buddy. Shall we go to the cafeteria together for lunch? Bring your sweetheart along."
After saying that, he raised his eyebrows and looked at Jiang Yan beside him.
"Yeah, okay." Su Huaibei responded, "Go wash up quickly."
He looked at Jiang Yan, held down his hand that was about to reach for the snack bag, and said, "You can't eat any more. If you eat any more, you won't be able to finish lunch."
"Well……"
After hearing this, Jiang Yan puffed out his cheeks and looked at Su Huaibei with some grievance.
"Be good, take a break after dinner before eating snacks. Eating too much is not good for your health."
Su Huaibei smiled helplessly, ruffled Jiang Yan's hair, and asked again: "Can you see if you can retract your ears?"
Hearing this, Jiang Yan obediently closed his ears.
****
When handsome guys walk together, they always get a lot of attention.
And there are three handsome guys, and one of them is Su Huaibei, who is famous in B University.
This pleasing scene prompted many students to take out their mobile phones and take pictures.
Cui Yizhou shed two lines of tears as he looked at the phone camera which was obviously not facing him: After all, I am one of the handsome men in B University, why is there such a big difference in treatment? Oh my God, did I make a mistake after all?
Then he decisively picked up his phone and opened the forum. Sure enough, there were no less than twenty photos of Su Huaibei and Jiang Yan on the forum.
Cui Yizhou, the veteran forum lurker, pushed up the non-essential glasses on his nose, raised his phone, and spoke to Su Huaibei in an enigmatic tone, "Oh, my dear Mr. Su, you and your darling little darling have successfully taken over the sacred campus forum of B University!"
Su Huaibei covered Jiang Yan's ears, fearing that he would hear Cui Yizhou's nonsense and dirty the child's ears: "Cui Erha, can you speak seriously?"
"Okay," Cui Yizhou said calmly, "but you and your sweetheart are on the forum. Do you mind? I see a lot of people are asking about your sweetheart."
"It's okay," Su Huaibei waved his hand, "They can't dig it out."
It is indeed impossible to dig it out. After all, who could have imagined that there would be such a thing as a cat demon in the world.
It's really unbelievable.
So Su Huaibei was very relieved.
While Su Huaibei and the other two were eating peacefully, the forum was in an uproar. In addition to those who were not in class, there were also those who were taking part in the class, taking advantage of the situation, and spreading the news on the forum.
818 Su Huaibei and the beautiful little boy
1L [Original Poster]: Fuck, that little brother is absolutely amazing! What a god-like appearance! Hurry up and get some people who can dig up information. I want to know the little brother’s contact information and name right now! From today on, I am the little brother’s illegitimate fan!
2L: Forget about calling the OP a stalker, but the guy’s brother is really good-looking, and it seems like he’s very familiar with Su Huaibei. If anyone is brave enough, go and ask him.
3L: They are eating in the cafeteria now. I took a sneak shot for you. [Picture]
4L: Haha, are you so spoiled? He even helps pick out fish bones. If it weren't for the fact that he washes my hair upside down,
5L: Sisters, I have a bold idea.
6L: The sister upstairs is keeping me in suspense. If you don’t tell me, I’ll send you to fill the fish pond!
7L: Su Huaibei has been a chaste woman for three years at the university. Could it be that she doesn't have any affair with anyone just because she wants to date a gorgeous junior?
8L: This affectionate character is amazing.
9L: Come on, sisters, imagine this: the school idol Su Huaibei has remained a chaste man for three years in college, just for the sake of his little junior.
10L: Ahhh, there are pictures, there are pictures, it’s such a beautiful love story!
11L: This photo was taken this morning while I was out shopping with my little sister, right at the school gate. [picture.jpg]
12L: Oh my god! So sweet! He carried her out! On the street! Openly! Who the hell would believe this if they said it wasn't an open relationship? [Groundhog screaming.jpg]
13L: See? See? Look at all those bags! Su Huaibei really knows how to pamper her boyfriend! Boyfriend standard! Hurry up and tag your boyfriend to come and see! If you can't do it, then break up!
14L: Hey, it’s not necessary for you two sisters to break up. It’s not easy to have a relationship these days.
……
The forum incident did not have much impact on Su Huaibei and Jiang Yan's lives. Apart from the inexplicable screams and laughter when seeing the two of them together, and people taking covert photos of them with their mobile phones, they still had fun, ate, and had fun as usual.
Su Huaibei still took Jiang Yan out to eat delicious food every night, and occasionally to see a movie or something, and they lived a pretty comfortable life.
The new semester had just begun, and Su Huaibei of the Su family had a few people who could be used, so he asked an uncle to arrange for Jiang Yan to go to school.
So now Jiang Yan’s identity is a freshman, and Su Huaibei’s legitimate junior.
Jiang Yan would also sneak into their junior year classes when he had no classes, sneak into Su Huaibei's classroom, and sit between Su Huaibei and Cui Yizhou.
Cui Yizhou would always tease: "Hey, Master Su, your little child bride is here again!"
Then he watched Jiang Yan sit down with a calm expression, take out a book and start reading, completely ignoring the gazes around him.
They are so close to each other that almost the entire B University assumes that they are a couple, but in fact, their relationship is still a very pure pet and poop scooper relationship.
Despite this, Su Huaibei still enjoyed this feeling and felt that Jiang Yan was becoming more and more lovely and more and more attractive.
However, Su Huaibei did not break the window paper.
Because he knew that now was not the right time and he needed to wait for a suitable opportunity.
Su Huaibei discovered that his child was truly gifted! Freshman courses came naturally to him, and even junior year courses, as long as he was explained thoroughly, he could understand them well.
It’s obviously the first time for this kitten to go to school.
Are all cat demons so smart?
"Cui Erha, you got this question wrong. You should choose C."
Ever since hearing Su Huaibei call Cui Yizhou like this, Jiang Yan has developed a strong interest in this nickname, and has a special fondness for calling Cui Yizhou by only this nickname.
"Hey, little brat, why are you being so disrespectful? Lao Huai, you should take care of your sweet baby." Cui Yizhou cursed while crossing out the wrong answers.
Su Huaibei smiled helplessly, gently rubbed Jiang Yan's hair and said, "Yanyan, be good, don't tease him."
"But I just think the name 'Cui Erha' sounds nice."
Jiang Yan blinked mischievously, then couldn't help rubbing his head in Su Huaibei's palm.
Cui Yizhou muttered quietly to the side, "You guys are really getting more and more unreasonable. You just learn bad things from Su Huaibei all day long."
"Hey, Brother Yizhou, you can't say that. Calling you Erha is my own idea, not Su Huaibei's. Su Huaibei is super nice, you can't say that to him."
Jiang Yan looked at Cui Yizhou seriously and said.
After saying this, Jiang Yan's head was suddenly rubbed violently by Su Huaibei, and Su Huaibei laughed so foolishly.
Cui Yizhou on the side had an expression of not being able to bear to watch it, he simply couldn't bear to watch it.
"Su Huaibei, stop playing with my hair!"
Jiang Yan raised his hand and wanted to hold down Su Huaibei's claws, but Su Huaibei was much stronger than him and he couldn't control Su Huaibei at all.
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