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"Mission completed, logging out of the world, obtaining entropy calculation..."

"The fourth mission world has obtained a total of 7000 entropy points. The current entropy value obtained accounts for / of the total entropy value."

"Congratulations to the host Yanyan for successfully completing the fourth scum-killing mission!"

"Wow, how come Yanyan's entropy is so high this time?! It's clearly an ending that just missed the happy ending, but the rating is so high!"

Jiang Yan sighed: "Humans are like this."

“Things that have been gained and lost are always the most valuable.”

030 still couldn't quite understand: "Humans are really complicated creatures."

"Okay then, Yanyan, do you choose to stay and rest, or continue the mission?"

Jiang Yan nodded and said calmly, "Go on."

***

Jiang Yan felt dizzy and dazed. After a while, he finally recovered and opened his eyes, only to find that the whole world had become enormous.

What plane is this?!

Lilliput?!

Jiang Yan was a little confused, so he quickly called System 030: "030, what's going on? Where did you get me?"

Hearing Jiang Yan's question, 030 quickly gave an answer: "The Yanyan in this dimension is a cat that accidentally became a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China~"

Jiang Yan's eyes widened.

——Can it become a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China? Doesn't that defy common sense?

030 continued, "Although it's forbidden to become a spirit after the founding of the country, Yanyan successfully gained some spiritual intelligence the day before the founding of the country. It was only after the founding of the country that he accidentally became a spirit. However, his current cultivation level is not very high. He can't speak or transform into a human form."

Jiang Yan raised his eyebrows. "Well, the time it takes to become a spirit is quite delayed."

030's system, Xiaobai Tuanzi, jumped up and down in agreement, and then continued:

"It has only awakened to a state of spiritual intelligence, can understand human language, and always tries to communicate with humans in cat language. Due to life's pressure, Yan Maomao wanders around the gate of B University every day, relying on cuteness to make a living."

"Because Yanmao is cute and intelligent, it's loved by college students. The target of the mission, Su Huaibei, is a college student. One day, while he was out buying books, he happened to see the kitten surrounded by a group of college students. As a big animal lover, he couldn't help but go up and pet the cat."

"Naturally, Yan Maomao was adopted and became the darling of Su Huaibei's dormitory. After finally being able to transform into a human form, the two of them expressed their feelings to each other and were sweet and happy for a while. But the good times didn't last long. One ordinary day, Yan Maomao was kidnapped and killed by the mad father of the mission target."

Jiang Yan looked down and saw the fluffy little white paws, and the pink pads in the middle of the fur with a little dust on them from walking. They were indeed kitten paws.

Jiang Yan: “…”

He has been a human for twenty-four years, and this is the first time in his life that he has been a cat.

Oh my god.

Cow batch.

Jiang Yan clicked his tongue.

"Meow."

Jiang Yan originally wanted to try to see if he could speak, but the first thing he did was to make a very coquettish and annoying sound like a cat.

——Commonly known as the clamp cat.

Jiang Yan was a little overwhelmed and said, "030! When will I speak like a human being?! Did Su Huaibei come out to buy books during his morning get out of class?"

030 knew that Jiang Yan was still a little bit overwhelmed, and didn't want him to get into trouble, so he spoke decisively:

"When it comes to things like this, Kitty, you should take it one step at a time and not rush. The target won't have classes after 11:30! He'll go back to the dorm and wait for his roommates to eat together!"

After saying that, he went into the system space and became silent, pretending to be dead.

Jiang Yan looked up at the sky. Oh, the sun was still a little distance away from the center. It would take at least half an hour for Su Huaibei to finish class and leave the school.

There is no food in the middle of the day. Are you planning to starve the cat to death?

Fortunately, University B where Su Huaibei is located does not restrict the presence of small animals, and there are even small nests specially prepared for kittens and puppies.

So Jiang Yan wagged his tail, walked like a cat, and swaggered past the guard and into the gate.

"This little stray cat is pretty good-looking."

The security guard sighed as he looked at Jiang Yan's leisurely back.

Jiang Yan heard the sound, looked back, and then wagged his tail proudly.

Cats have good hearing, so Jiang Yan heard the guard's words very accurately.

"Meow."

Jiang Yan responded with a "Of course".

After Jiang Yan strolled into the school, he went to the school cafeteria first.

It is now dinner time and the cafeteria is full of people, all holding trays to get their meals.

Jiang Yan looked around and found that no one noticed him, so he sneaked into the cafeteria.

The cafeteria was filled with the aroma of various foods, making Jiang Yan drool.

The kind-hearted girl who saw him handed Jiang Yan a piece of boiled cabbage. It was very light and could be eaten by an ordinary kitten, not to mention Jiang Yan, the kitten who had become a spirit.

Jiang Yan is a graceful and polite little cat. After eating all the leaves, he walked forward a few steps and rubbed his legs against the little girl's trouser legs.

"Meow~"

Thank you.

He originally wanted to step forward and pat the little girl's shoes and rub them against his trouser legs, but then he thought that he had been walking for so long, and if the pads of his paws were dirty, he would step on other people's shoes and make them dirty, so he gave up.

"Meow meow, meow, meow."

I'm leaving, bye.

It’s almost time to go and find the target of the mission.

He walked towards the boys' dormitory with a brisk and leisurely pace.

Jiang Yan pulled 030 out and calculated the time. He estimated that by the time he reached the boys' dormitory, Su Huaibei would be almost downstairs to prepare for lunch.

As expected, just as Jiang Yan arrived nearby, he heard the conversation between two people in the stairwell.

"Huaibei, which cafeteria are we going to for lunch today? If I remember correctly, the food in Cafeteria No. 2 seems pretty good today."

Since the cafeterias at University B have fixed menus, everyone is familiar with the special dishes in each cafeteria every day.

"Well, either is fine." Su Huaibei nodded. He didn't have any high requirements for food, as long as he could eat it.

Although Su Huaibei's family conditions were good, his parents had divorced long ago.

His mother couldn't stand the domestic violence and resolutely divorced Su Huaibei's bastard father Su Chengyu.

Therefore, Su Huaibei rarely went home. His apartment was some distance away from the school, and he found it troublesome to go back and forth, so he lived on campus.

……

Out of a cat's instinctive reaction, Jiang Yan subconsciously looked for a place to hide.

*****

In this dimension, Yanyan will have a formal meeting with Fengyu.

Hmm... I should have mentioned the name of the protagonist... right? If not, then I [slide on my knees]! Smith Masai! I thought I said that.