Make your ex-boyfriend cry? That's easy!

Tan Shumo gently patted the top of Jiang Yan's head as he hung on his back, and said teasingly with a smile, "I didn't expect you to actually wipe your mouth. Okay, I'll make it for you when I get back."

Then, Tan Shumo turned around and faced the little girl, his smile still gentle.

He patiently explained to the little girl, "He's a rather special person, and some of his behavior might seem strange to others. Please don't be offended."

After saying this, Tan Shumo raised his hand and, between his fingers, produced a piece of paper with a talisman drawn on it. He carefully folded the paper and handed it to the little girl, instructing her, "This talisman is used to ward off evil spirits. Keep it in your pocket for protection."

Then, Tan Shumo bit his fingertip again and quickly drew several complicated spells on the back of the little girl's hand.

As he drew, he explained, "These talismans I drew are specifically designed to suppress the attraction to yin objects brought about by your extremely yin horoscope. This way, those evil spirits won't be easily attracted to you."

Finally, Tan Shumo took out a business card from his pocket and handed it to the girl.

The business card had the contact information of the special public security department printed on it. He said to the girl seriously:

"This is the national department that specializes in handling such unscientific incidents. If you encounter similar problems in the future, you can call this number directly and find professionals to help you."

"You have a special physique, so I suggest you go to the bureau to file a record first."

After the two of them safely sent the little girl home, they decided to take a leisurely walk back.

Jiang Yan's attention was attracted by the food street on the side of the street, and he walked straight towards it.

Seeing this, Tan Shumo not only did not stop him, but said indulgently: "What else do you want to eat? I'll burn two incense sticks for you to try when we get back later."

After hearing this, Jiang Yan was overjoyed and held a bunch of snacks in his hands. These were all bought for him by Tan Shumo.

He ate as he walked, his mouth full, and did not forget to chat with Tan Shumo.

"By the way, do you usually encounter so many ghost attacks? I feel like I encounter them every time I go out these days." Jiang Yan asked.

Tan Shumo shook his head and replied, "It's indeed not normal. This kind of thing happens too often, and it's not a special day."

"But it doesn't matter. I'll notify the Special Bureau when the time comes. We ordinary people just need to live our lives well."

Jiang Yan nodded and continued to enjoy the food in his hand.

In fact, Tan Shumo also exudes a Ziwei imperial aura. For Jiang Yan, who also has this aura on him, this fragrance is simply mouth-watering.

He handed the fried bean curd pancake to Tan Shumo to try. "Didn't you say you were just an ordinary citizen? But why do I feel like you have a very strong imperial aura? Could it be that you might become... an emperor in the future?"

As he spoke, he looked at Tan Shumo curiously, as if trying to find some clues from him.

Due to his limited understanding of modern society, he couldn't think of a more appropriate word to describe the modern position that can manage a country.

Tan Shumo looked at his serious expression and shook his head helplessly, then explained with a smile, "There's no emperor anymore, it's the chairman."