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"Mission completed, logging out of the world, obtaining entropy calculation..."

"The eighth mission world has been successfully completed. You have gained a total of entropy in this mission plane."

"Currently, the total entropy you have obtained accounts for 80% of the total entropy target. You need to accumulate more entropy to achieve your goal before completing the final task."

As the cold mechanical tone of the mission entropy settlement system fell, System 030 became particularly active, diligently creating an atmosphere: "Congratulations to the host Yanyan for successfully completing the eighth scum-killing mission!"

System 030's mood is extremely complicated.

On the one hand, he felt sincerely happy that Yanyan was about to complete all the mission planes; on the other hand, he felt sad because it meant that the day of separation from Yanyan was getting closer.

I saw lights of various colors constantly flashing on its electronic screen, as if it was the external manifestation of its inner emotions.

"Oh, if we continue at this pace, Yanyan will only need to go through two more missions to achieve the overall goal."

"But...if that happens, I'm afraid I won't have the chance to meet Yanyan in the future."

030 murmured to himself, with a hint of loneliness that was hard to conceal in his voice.

Seeing that its code name 030 was almost becoming QAQ, Jiang Yan quickly opened his mouth to comfort 030. However, before he could finish his words, he saw 030 suddenly seemed to have figured something out and quickly adjusted his mood.

"Hehe, it doesn't matter! Although I may have fewer opportunities to meet Yanyan in the future, I will definitely work harder!"

"As long as I perform well enough, I might be able to get a precious vacation opportunity to go to Yanyan's world!" 030 said excitedly, and the code that had been a little dim now glowed brightly again.

Hearing this, Jiang Yan couldn't help but laugh.

He reached out his hand, gently caressing 030's chubby, dumpling-like body, and replied with a smile, "Okay, then I'll be waiting for you to come find me in my world."

After receiving Jiang Yan's affirmative answer, 030 was extremely happy. It jumped happily several times in Jiang Yan's palm.

Then she nestled her whole body tightly into Jiang Yan's warm palm, rubbing against him affectionately, and kept responding with "Hmm!"

After a while, 030 looked up, blinked his cute electronic eyes, looked at Jiang Yan and asked, "So, Yanyan, are you going to take a break first, or continue with the mission?"

Jiang Yan smiled and waved his hand: "No need to rest, just continue."

****

Jiang Yan opened his eyes, and what he saw were two beautiful faces pressed tightly against his side.

The two women were dressed in light and transparent clothes, revealing their snow-white skin and graceful figures. They could truly be described as boneless and full of charm.

Looking into the room, there was an exquisite piano table not far away. A woman was sitting there, plucking the strings and playing a melodious ancient tune.

Occasionally, she raised her head and cast a shy look towards Jiang Yan, but there was clearly a hint of seduction in her eyes, as if she wanted to seduce people's souls away.

Jiang Yan was shocked when he saw this. His pupils trembled violently. His mind was in chaos.

Master Clear Soup.

...What is going on?

Jiang Yan didn't breathe a sigh of relief until 030 transferred the plane memory to him.

……

Speaking of Jiang Yan, he is a well-known figure in the entire capital.

As the young master of the general's mansion, he spent all his time hanging out in brothels, seeking pleasure and having a great time.

However, every time when he was having fun in the brothel, he would be dragged back to the mansion by his brother, Jiang Ziyi, the eldest son of the general's mansion, and severely scolded.

And every time this happened, Jiang Yan's good friend, Jun Linyuan, the thirteenth prince and the most beloved by the current emperor, would appear in time to help mediate and reconcile.

Everyone thought that the playboy of the general's mansion was just an uneducated, pleasure-seeking mediocre person.

But only a very few people know that the reason why Jiang Yan is so uninhibited, acting crazy and stupid all day long, making jokes and acting without any rules, is actually intentional.

After all, the Jiang family has been officials for generations, has a large number of troops under their command, has deep roots in the court, and has great influence.

Such a family would inevitably arouse the emperor's suspicion and fear.

Therefore, Jiang Yancai had to deliberately present himself in this absurd image in order to eliminate the emperor's vigilance towards the Jiang family.

Jiang Yan indeed went to the brothel every day without fail.

But he really didn't seek pleasure or sleep with prostitutes.

It's nothing more than drinking some mellow flower wine, tasting some delicious side dishes, listening to some leisurely tunes, and appreciating the graceful dances of the beauties.

For so long, he has never had any substantial disputes with those brothel girls.

However, even though he was just pretending to be a dandy, it was really unpleasant to be dragged back to the mansion by his elder brother by the ears like a chicken every day.

Every time he grimaced in pain, secretly groaning in his heart.

Don’t be fooled by Jiang Yan’s usual nonchalant appearance, he is actually very smart!

Just then, he tilted his ear slightly and listened attentively to the footsteps coming from outside, and he could immediately tell that the person coming was his stern elder brother, Jiang Ziyi.

Helplessly, Jiang Yan could only sigh softly, as if he had already accepted the impending fate, then slowly stretched out his hands and gently hugged the two girls beside him.

Seeing this, the two girls' faces suddenly blossomed with smiles as soft and charming as spring flowers, and they said in a sweet voice, "Hey, General Jiang is here again?"

Jiang Yan nodded slightly and replied, "Yes, my brother is here."

Although these girls have been with Jiang Yan for a long time, they only realized that Jiang Yan was not as bad as the rumors outside, and they had no idea that he acted like this purely to deliberately pretend to be a playboy.

For Jiang Yan, the relationship between him and these girls is nothing more than a mutually beneficial one of mutual benefit and gain.

Jiang Yan waved his hand and hired all those girls who only sold their skills but not their bodies.

He did this not out of genuine love, but just to pretend to be nice to others at certain critical moments.

After these girls were hired by Jiang Yan, all they did every day was play a few melodious piano pieces, dance a few graceful dances, and brew a pot of fragrant tea.

Occasionally, when necessary, they would pretend to be somewhat ambiguous, but that was all, and they did not do anything that really crossed the line or went out of line.

At this moment, a steady, powerful and rhythmic sound of footsteps slowly came from the stairs outside the door.

Just by listening to the sound, you can tell that this person must have practiced martial arts for many years to have such a unique pace.

Then, accompanied by a light "bang" sound, the door was pushed open, and a tall and mighty figure was standing in front of the door - the person who came was Jiang Yan's elder brother Jiang Ziyi!

Jiang Ziyi stood tall and majestic at the door like an unshakable mountain.

His height of over 1.9 meters meant that when he stood, he almost touched the top of the door frame. If he just stood on tiptoe, his head would hit the door frame.

The eldest brother of the Jiang family, who was over 1.9 meters tall, stretched out his hand effortlessly and lifted Jiang Yan, who was only 1.8 meters tall, in his hand as easily as picking up a chick.

Jiang Yan, who was being lifted like this by his brother, naturally refused to obey. He kicked his legs hard and took advantage of the momentum of being lifted to glare fiercely at Jun Linyuan, who was following Jiang Ziyi into the house with a smile on his face.

At this moment, Jiang Yan's face showed a typical dandy look, full of indignation, as if he was extremely unwilling to be subdued by his brother so easily.

"Jun Linyuan! Did you tip off my brother again?"

Jiang Yan was so angry that his face turned red and his chest heaved violently, like a little lion about to explode.

Jiang Yan exhaled viciously, looking like he was about to explode with rage: "I always thought of you as a good brother! I never thought you would betray me like this!"

After saying that, he punched Jiang Ziyi on the back with his fist to express his anger and dissatisfaction.

Jun Linyuan stood aside with a faint smile on his face and shook his head gently.

He found Jiang Yan's angry expression very interesting. He couldn't help but reach out and gently pinch Jiang Yan's soft face.

However, Jiang Yan doesn't buy it.

He quickly raised his hand, swung it vigorously, slapped Jun Linyuan's hand away, and glared at him.

At this time, Jiang Ziyi, who was standing aside, had no idea that Jiang Yan was actually pretending to be angry.

Jiang Ziyi has always been a carefree and simple-minded person, so he has no idea what Jiang Yan is thinking.

Everyone in the Jiang family's general's mansion has this kind of personality, so of course no one can see that Jiang Yan is pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger.

Jiang Ziyi easily carried his younger brother Jiang Yan on his broad shoulders.

Then, he raised his right hand and slapped Jiang Yan's butt without mercy.

Although he slightly restrained his strength, the slap still made Jiang Yan feel a pain.

Jiang Yan's body stiffened instantly, and he, who had been struggling and making noise, suddenly became quiet.

His eyes widened, his face filled with disbelief. He stared straight at Jiang Ziyi and shouted, "Jiang Ziyi, you dare to hit me? And you hit my butt!"

Hearing his brother's question, Jiang Ziyi said angrily: "You are so disrespectful all day long. Call me brother!"

Before he finished speaking, he raised his hand high again, and then it fell down and slapped Jiang Yan again.

Jiang Yan's eyes widened, almost popping out of their sockets. He shouted in astonishment, "You're still hitting me!"

The sound was deafening, as if it could break through the sky.

Jiang Ziyi, who was standing aside, slowly put Jiang Yan down, looked at his unconvinced expression, shook his head helplessly and said:

"If I don't wake you up, you'll be whipped by your father when we get home. Do you want to experience the feeling of being whipped?"

After saying that, Jiang Ziyi sighed softly.

Then, Jiang Ziyi said to Jiang Yan earnestly:

"In a few days, my brother will be stationed at the border again. The fighting there is intense, and I'm really worried about what's happening at home. So during this time, you have to behave yourself and don't make father angry again."

"Father is old and not as strong as he used to be. How can he withstand your torture? If you really make Father angry and hurt yourself, I will not let you off easily when I return."

As Jiang Ziyi spoke, he reached out and gently patted Jiang Yan's shoulder, his eyes full of tenderness and expectation.

Then he continued to exhort: "Listen to my brother, and don't spend all day hanging around in those brothels."

"A true man should either practice martial arts to strengthen his body and protect his country in the future, or study hard to pass the imperial examinations and bring honor to his family. In the end, you must have a skill. Now that you've grown up, you should understand these principles and become sensible."

Hearing this, Jiang Yan, who was originally full of rage, suddenly became like a deflated ball. He lowered his head silently and stopped talking.

Jiang Ziyi turned around, clasped his fists and saluted Jun Linyuan, who had been standing beside him without saying a word, and said apologetically:

"I'm so sorry to have made a fool of myself, Your Highness. My brother has been spoiled by us and has acted a bit rashly and impulsively. I hope Your Highness will not blame me."

Jun Linyuan smiled faintly, waved his hand casually, and said comfortingly: "It's okay, it's okay, Brother Ziyi is too polite. There's no need for such formalities between us, just call me Linyuan."

Jiang Ziyi was about to open his mouth to refuse, but Jiang Yan unexpectedly struggled off his shoulder and intervened, saying, "That's right, it would be better to just call me by my name. Look, your brother and I are already so familiar with Jun Linyuan, why bother with all that red tape?"

"It's so annoying to keep talking about superiors and inferiors all the time. We're all good friends and brothers, but there's no point in being so particular about honorifics!"

Jiang Ziyi was so angry that he kept shaking his head. For a moment, he didn't know what to say. He could only helplessly reach out his hand and gently knock on Jiang Yan's head, saying unhappily:

"What kind of weird things are in your head, you guy?"

Jiang Yan quickly covered his head and swiftly dodged behind Jun Linyuan, muttering, "Hmph, then go ask Jun Linyuan if he cares! Besides, don't hit me on the head all the time. What if you really make me stupid?"

Seeing this, Jun Linyuan also reached out a hand tacitly to stop Jiang Ziyi.