Princess Menglang is hard to change, the whole capital is embarrassed for her
Chapter 156 You are the beast
Xiao Chenze was so angry at these two guys that he laughed. He turned around to look at Fang Yao who had already walked away, then turned back to look at the two door gods, and pointed at them with a finger in annoyance, "Okay, okay, you two, right... You two can do it."
If you are not allowed to enter here, there are other places where you can enter.
Xiao Chenze turned around and went to the back of the house. Since he couldn't get in through the front door, there was still the roof. He just lifted a few tiles from the roof and jumped in. It was much easier.
He is still very confident in his Qinggong skills.
He lightly jumped onto the roof and just as he was standing firmly on his feet, a pleasant voice behind him reminded him, "Prince, please stand still. The tiles on our roof are often replaced, and the ground is a bit slippery. Don't fall down."
Xiao Chenze turned around stiffly and saw Zhu Yi lying leisurely on the platform on the eaves, turning a pair of iron balls in his hands. The sound of the iron balls colliding was heavy and powerful, which made people feel creepy.
"You...um..." Xiao Chenze was a little embarrassed. "It's hot, and there's wind up there, so it's still cooler up there, right?"
Zhu Yi looked at him with a half-smile. "The eldest prince's way of avoiding the summer heat is quite unique. Others hide under trees, but the eldest prince goes to the roof. Why? The sun is shining on the roof, so it's cooler there, right?"
Xiao Chenze...
There is a black line above the head and two crows fly by.
Hehehe smiled.
He dusted himself off, took a deep breath and jumped to Zhu Yi's side. He also lay down like Zhu Yi and looked up at the sun.
The sun was so bright that he couldn't open his eyes. He hadn't been able to get a good night's sleep since last night.
The tiles on the roof were warmed by the sun, and it was very comfortable to lie on them. He closed his eyes and felt sleepy all of a sudden. Before Zhu Yi could say anything else, he fell asleep.
Zhu Yi listened to Xiao Chenze's snoring and didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
This was the first time I saw someone trying to sneak into the general's study, a very important place, and being caught, and yet still sleeping on someone else's roof with a clear conscience.
……
In the mountains and forests.
Xu Yang and Guda were almost driven crazy by the two dogs.
As soon as the master left, the two dogs stopped obeying orders.
It kept barking at my face, almost showing its fangs. The more I tried to persuade it, the louder it barked, and nothing I said was of any use.
Xu Fei squatted on the ground with a gloomy face, supporting his chin with his hand and said, "Look, let's just go on our own. Let these two beasts fight here, and when they get tired, let them go back on their own. Dogs know the way anyway, they will definitely find their way back."
The two dogs stopped barking and turned their heads at the same time, staring at him seriously, baring their teeth, "You are the beast, do you even know how to talk?"
Xu Fei was so frightened that he fell to the ground. "Oh my god, these two beasts wanted to bite me. I was scared to death."
Lang Qing turned around coldly and said to the black mastiff, "There's no point in arguing like this. No matter how loud you bark, I won't be convinced. Do you dare to compete with me?"
"Let's compete, what's there to be afraid of? Who's afraid of you?"
"Well, tell me, how do you compare it?"
The black mastiff wrinkled his nose and thought for a moment, "How about we see who can bite more things to death?"
Lang Qing shook his head. "That's boring. Those things are big and small, thin and fat. Comparing the number doesn't mean anything."
"Then tell me, what are we competing for?" The black mastiff had a bad temper and didn't want to bother thinking, so he just let the wolf boy speak for himself.
The wolf cub narrowed his eyes and stared at the distant mountain peaks. "The masters came here to kill wolves for the villagers. If we go back without doing anything, wouldn't it be a waste of time? Why don't we go and bite as many wolves as we can and try to scare them all back into the mountains so they won't dare to come out and scare people again. The villagers will know we came here with the master and they will be grateful to him. Whoever can make his master proud will be the boss. What do you think? Do you dare to compete?"
"I dare. There's nothing I dare not do." The black mastiff got hot-headed and roared with his neck raised.
The noise made Xu Yang and the others' ears buzz.
Guda glanced at the two guys, then turned to Xu Yang and said, "Why do I feel like they are planning something?"
Xu Fei nodded repeatedly. "Yes, I think so too. They wouldn't say they want to escape together and live in these deep mountains, right?"
The wolf and the black mastiff were so angry that they barked at him at the same time, "Shut up, you big idiot! Who the hell wants to live here? Only idiots live here."
Xu Yang had fed the wolf cub several times, so he at least had some respect in front of it. He immediately squatted down and reached out to touch its head tentatively, "Don't you want to go back?"
The wolf barked twice.
Xu Yang thought for a moment and said, "I'm going to ask you a question. If you agree, just bark twice."
Woof woof.
"If I'm wrong, yell three times."
Woof woof.
"Okay, you're not going back with us, are you interested in this forest and want to stay here with that black guy?"
Woof woof woof.
Woof woof woof.
Woof woof woof.
Lang Qing was so anxious that he almost cursed.
Bullshit, how could I possibly stay with that ugly black guy? I have a master, I'm not that desperate.
The black mastiff barked when he heard it, "Who are you calling black? You are the ugly one. You are not white, you are gray, you are green, you idiot."
"Okay, okay, don't shout, don't shout, don't shout," Xu Yang quickly raised his hand to stop them, and then said, "Then you two won't leave, is it because you have something to do?"
Woof woof.
Woof woof.
Xu Fei watched the fun from the side and said cheerfully, "Oh, these two beasts really can understand human language."
Woof woof woof.
Woof woof woof.
Fuck your mother, I’m not a beast.
Ugh, you big idiot, you are the beast.
Gulu watched the excitement and saw that the two dogs were fine when they were dealing with Xu Yang, but when they were dealing with Xu Fei, they bared their teeth and looked like they wanted to tear his clothes apart.
So he also squatted down like Xu Yang and said kindly, "Is what you two are going to do important?"
Lang Qing gave him a blank look.
Is it still important?
Remove the word "ma".
Stupid guys, they have forgotten why their master brought them here.
The black mastiff barked back twice out of kindness because they were both members of the Fang family army.
Gu Lu took a look and was surprised to find that he actually responded.
He immediately leaned forward and tentatively touched the black mastiff's head. "I was the one who carried you on the horse's back on the way here. Please don't bite me."
Woof woof.
The black mastiff said, "If you have to fart, just do it now, don't waste time."
Gulu asked again, "After you finish your work, come back with us to find the master, okay?"
Woof woof.
Woof woof.
Both dogs agreed happily.
Well, it turns out they don’t intend to stay here and never go back. Xu Fei guessed wrong.
Xu Yang and the others breathed a sigh of relief, then thought about it and asked again, "Is your matter troublesome? How long will it take? It won't take too long, as the master is still waiting for us in the capital."
The wolf cub barked anxiously.
Better yet, the girl who can understand what it says is better. She can make it clear just by calling it a few times. These idiots have been called so many times and are still guessing.
At this moment, the black mastiff suddenly had an idea. He raised his neck towards the sky and howled a few times.
Xu Yang and Gu Da were startled, and at the same time they remembered something, "Are you planning to catch wolves?"
Woof woof.
Woof woof.
The two dogs were so excited that they almost shed tears.
I finally figured it out. Damn, I was almost exhausted to death.
Xu Yang patted Lang Qing's head in appreciation, then stood up and said to the crowd, "After what happened with General Fang, we really forgot about catching wolves. Since the two dogs haven't forgotten and still want to catch some, then how about this, Xu Fei and Gulu, you take a few people and stay behind to help Lang Qing and the others catch wild wolves. We'll return to the capital first. No one is with the master, so it's not safe in the capital."
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