Time Travel to 1859: The Iron-Blooded Soldier King

Chapter 286: Bones with a Strong Fart Smell

Lu Mingsong nodded in agreement and didn't dare to breathe. The two deputy governors just now were dealt with by the governor, let alone a small prefect like him, it would be even less of a problem.

The others were also silent.

Xing Mingtang saw that Tan Tingxiang had no intention of speaking, so he forced a smile and said, "Your Excellency, Prefect Lu is the prefect of a prefecture after all. It's impossible for him to be involved in everything. And he was in a hurry, so he couldn't answer. But it's understandable. It's better not to get angry. Today is your auspicious day for taking office. Let's postpone these official matters. Today, let's just talk about personal friendship, not official business..."

Liu Ye smiled and said, "Okay, in that case, let's not talk about official business. However, there are a few final words that need to be said. I have already said that I will forgive the past of you gentlemen, but from today on, I will get serious. Lord Xing, you are in charge of the Neitai, and the responsibility of supervising the entire province falls on you. In a word, we have the court's salary and the money for maintaining integrity, which is enough for us to live a life of luxury. If anyone dares to have any wrong ideas again, I will not agree. You must know that whoever carries the boat can also overturn it. I don't want to be the governor of Shandong and be driven out of Jinan Prefecture by those rebels..."

Xing Mingtang's face darkened, and he smiled awkwardly, "No, no, no? Your Excellency, everyone in the world knows that you are the most famous general of the Qing Dynasty. You even drove away the Russians, let alone a bunch of rabble. With you in charge of Jinan, even a huge army can't do anything to us. Don't you agree?"

"Yes, yes! The governor is in the world! The governor is not inferior to the Flying General of Han!..."

The officials below watched Xing Mingtang trying to flatter Liu Ye, and they all began to flatter him.

Liu Ye did not dwell on this matter any more. The problem had already been pointed out to Xing Mingtang. If this guy was not willing to work, it would be no wonder that he drove him out of Shandong. Shandong now had no time to support these idle people!

Liu Ye chatted and laughed freely at the banquet, but his few words had already put the prefectural and county officials present in a state of panic. This guy was already notorious in the capital. He would fight violently at the slightest disagreement. He had beaten many famous and powerful people. How could these people here be as valuable as them? If Liu Ye started to deal with them, it would only be more rude. It would be impossible for a small-time provincial governor Xing Mingtang to withstand Liu Ye's offensive. It would be impossible. Xing Mingtang himself might not be able to save himself!

The banquet passed in a state of anxiety. After the banquet, Tan Tingxiang packed up and rushed to the capital. In the next few days, everything was in the process of adjustment. Liu Ye’s most important job was to teach these people foreign language classes!

These people must be given foreign language lessons. As an elite special forces soldier, Liu Ye is proficient in English and speaks an authentic New York accent. He also knows a little about German and Japanese, but he can only cope with daily conversations.

Not only were Zhu Hai, Gao Qi, Gao E, Ding Ruchang and others arranged to attend classes together, but even the dignified provincial governor Guo Songtao was not spared and had to receive foreign language training!

Several people now have headaches when they see English. Gao E has already had an idea. It would be better to switch himself with Yan Chunyu. Let Old Yan come here to suffer, while he runs far away to Dong'a to follow the monk king to fight. At the end of the day, he mumbles these tongue-rolling words. It is really a torture, torture!

"The bone caress is too strong!"

"Bone Trick!"

"Bones smell like fart!"

wipe!

Gao Qi fiercely snapped the brush in his hand in two. "Fuck you, is that what a human being says? Those damn foreigners, they use "strong fart smell" as a greeting. I wonder if they find it disgusting!"

"Smells!"

"Smells!"

Seeing Liu Ye's vicious eyes glaring at him, Gao Qi was so scared that he stuck out his tongue and quickly said that he remembered that this was the time to apologize, and he should not do what he wanted to say!

wipe!

Liu Ye was completely defeated by Gao Qi's rustic English, "Saucy, saucy!"

This is fucking creative!

Liu Ye covered his face with his hands and growled, "Gao Qi, you son of a bitch broke my pen. This month's salary will be deducted and confiscated. Use it to buy drinks for the brothers!"

"Oh! Great! Long live the Lord!"

Gao E jumped up excitedly. It was just one month's salary. Now Gao Qi was a Dusi (official governor). It was dozens of taels of silver a month. How much good wine could he buy with that?

Guo Songtao's face turned green. "Long live the emperor?" Damn it, is this guy crazy? How can he even yell that? "Long live the emperor" is a title reserved for the emperor. Even princes and dukes can only yell "Thousand years old". If this gets out, he'll be dead!

"My dear brother! How can they be so reckless? Words can bring disaster! This will bring disaster!"

Liu Ye gave Guo Songtao a wry smile, glared at Gao E, and said angrily, "Gao E, your words and actions are outrageous. This month's salary will be forfeited. It will be confiscated! Let's see if you dare to talk nonsense again!"

Gao E was immediately deflated. Wipe it, it was all because of excessive joy that came to grief. He had only said eight words, and a month's salary was gone. Calculating it, one word was worth several taels of silver. What a rotten mouth!

Gao Qi looked at Gao E with a gloating look on his face and said, "Well, these are real brothers. We are all tied together, and no one can escape!"

Guo Songtao smiled bitterly and said, "My dear brother, the foreign language you teach is too difficult to learn. Not to mention them, even I, a fool, only have a vague understanding of it. It's really hard work. This bone smells so strong of fart, how come it's the foreigners' evening greeting? Don't they find it smelly?"

Liu Ye's forehead was immediately filled with black lines. He said, "Brother, no matter how hard it is to learn, you have to learn it. I also endured it this way in the beginning. We will inevitably have to deal with foreigners in the future. If we don't understand their language, we will suffer a great loss. It doesn't matter if it's difficult to learn. We are the early birds. We will learn it eventually. Come on, let's continue!"

what?

Want to continue?

Gao Qi wailed and sat down on the ground!

"Good belly, greasy belly..."

"Ouch, my stomach hurts so much, I can't hold it any longer, sir, I need to go to the toilet, I can't hold it any longer..."

Gao Qi looked unlucky and kept shouting.

Liu Ye shouted fiercely, "Stomachache? Damn it, Xiao Hai, take Gao Qi to the ground and heal him. Remember, punch him hard!"

what……

"Okay, I'm fine now. I don't feel any pain anymore!"

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