Rebirth in 80, starting with hunting in the Greater Khingan Mountains
Chapter 71: I applaud the leader who grabs the pig
Jiang He flipped over and picked off two fist-sized pig kidneys. These were very nutritious.
This is normal. For men, there are two types of food: one is edible, and the other is aphrodisiac.
It must have aphrodisiac properties, otherwise it would not be worthy of the title of King of Pigs.
But forget about the Pig King’s meat.
After growing up and living for so many years, the meat is so smelly, hard and tough that it can ruin your pot if you stew it in a pot.
Unless I am about to starve to death, I would rather wither away my whole life than eat this meat.
Jiang He asked Liu Er to go back and call for help to drag back the 800-pound wild boar.
Just as Liu Er was about to leave, he heard footsteps and four people ran out from the woods not far away, one of them holding a homemade cannon in his hand.
Jiang He immediately cocked the gun, lowered the muzzle, and was on full alert.
Liu Er was carrying a 56-and-a-half on his back and waving to the other party.
The man holding the homemade cannon looked at the fallen wild boar and his breathing became rapid, but when he looked up, he saw Jiang He, who seemed to be smiling, and the loaded 38 rifle in his hand.
Then he looked at Liu Erbei's 56 and a half, his face twitched, and then he burst into laughter.
"Man, you knocked down such a big wild boar, that's awesome!"
"It's pretty cool, right?" Jiang He said with a smile, but he had no intention of retracting the bullet.
According to the rules in the mountains, hunters must first cut each other when they meet in the mountains.
It's not to show off, but there is a reason.
In the deep mountains and old forests, the grass and trees obscure what can be seen. If they mistake you for prey and kill you, it is hard to say whether it was intentional or unintentional.
As for death, just die. No one is watching anyway.
There are not many professional hunters in Daxinganling, so there are no such requirements.
There are four people on the opposite side and one homemade cannon, but they have two standard weapons, and we also have Chunyu, which is an overwhelming advantage.
So, the environment is very safe, and we can also do business.
Liu Er gave each of them ten yuan and asked them to help drag the wild boar king back.
The other party readily agreed. Even if he couldn't make a lot of money, making some small money was also pretty good.
Liu Er originally wanted to drag the wild boar to the Forestry Bureau office building, but Jiang He stopped him and asked him to drag the pig directly to his purchasing station.
What if my sister-in-law comes back? If not now, when will I show off in front of her?
When the time comes, he will step on the Pig King and be so masculine that his sister-in-law will give birth to a child for him on the spot.
Anyway, the relationship between Liu Er and his sister-in-law broke down a long time ago, and it's just a formality. I'm just helping my brother share his worries.
Jiang He glanced at Liu Er and thought to himself, Brother, brother, for your feelings, I, your younger brother, have been worried about you.
This "cao" can be read with the fourth tone.
Liu Ercao snorted, "Can you please stop harming me? My purchasing station is just like Liu Lili's small restaurant, it's not something that can be seen in public."
"Then we have to drag it over. We have to ask the Forestry Bureau and local leaders to come and talk. As long as they don't bring up your purchasing station, it means they tacitly approve it.
Brother, now that we have reformed and opened up, people in the south can earn a million yuan selling sunflower seeds."
One million, made Liu Er's heart jump. How much money is that? If he changed it into the largest ten-yuan note, it would be enough to kill him.
Liu Er stomped his feet and said, "Done. At worst, I won't want this purchasing station anymore. I can just open another one in another place when the limelight is over."
The big wild boar was dragged into the yard of the purchasing station. Before he could notify them, all the leaders in the town came.
A whole wild boar weighing more than 800 pounds was thrown here. Even if it was dead, it still scared these leaders.
No one was scared at all. People these days have seen everything.
The wild boar was slaughtered and the Forestry Bureau was embarrassed. The director was very happy, and the mayor was also very happy. They rushed to give Liu Er the two hundred yuan.
What the hell should I do? It doesn’t matter who I take money from. I have to take sides.
However, the forestry situation is huge, and the local area is small and transparent, so we still have to connect with the Forestry Bureau.
Liu Er was about to reach out his hand when Jiang He quickly pulled him away. "You are just a town-level thug, and you have the nerve to take sides?"
It's true that the Forestry Bureau is powerful, but if Lei Dajun wants to deal with you, it's just a matter of a glance.
As soon as Liu Eryi was pulled out, it turned into a confrontation between the mayor and the director. The two big bosses at the town level argued with each other, and then whispered something in private. In the end, the Forestry Bureau won.
This is normal. The Forestry Bureau is very rich. The local government only manages the old farmers and collects some public grain, which is nothing.
Everyone here has a consensus that Daxinganling is the Daxinganling of the Forestry Bureau.
The big wild boar was dragged away by the leaders of the Forestry Bureau in a lively manner.
The town government looked very unhappy.
After the director left, the mayor jumped up and down and cursed, saying that the pigs were killed by local farmers and those people were killed. How many more dogs have grown in the Forestry Bureau? How dare they come to steal the pigs? Do I really need your Spring Festival benefits?
Jiang He curled his lips in disdain and said, "Mr. Mayor, don't be stubborn. You really need it."
The mayor looked around, glanced at this obviously illegal purchasing station, and then stared at Liu Er with ill intentions, which scared Liu Er so much that his butt tightened and he almost peed himself.
Damn it, this goofy mayor of Jiba Town can't beat the director of the Forestry Bureau, so he's taking it out on himself.
Jiang He quietly walked up to Lei Dajun, who had a sullen face, and stuffed the bag of pig stomach into his hand.
Lei Dajun was stunned. He opened the bag and looked at the fresh pig stomach that still emitted a fishy smell. He was slightly stunned, and then he was happy.
When it comes to visual impact, the 800-pound wild boar is unmatched.
But if you want to talk about value, it has to be the wild boar stomach used for medicine.
Who doesn’t have a leader with stomach problems?
The mayor raised his hand and was about to order someone to close the purchasing station when Lei Dajun came over with a pig's stomach, whispered a few words, and showed the pig's stomach again.
There is no such thing as a lazy dog who can't recognize gold and jade. After being a local leader in the mountains for so many years, if he can't even recognize such a good thing, he might as well just sleep in the same bed with Xiaohong.
The mayor jumped for joy, wow, this is such a good thing.
If I send this to my leader, I can be promoted to county magistrate.
Your Forestry Bureau has gained face, and my place has gained substance, which is also quite good.
The local people also left.
Chunyu is not going to work anymore. He is holding a mirror-shaped axe and is going to catch these lazy bastards. Where is the 200 yuan agreed upon? You guys can sit back and take a shit.
Jiang He quickly pulled her back and said, this is not about money.
Liu Er and Jiang He had nothing left except a set of pig-based stuff and a pair of kidneys.
But both of them were so happy that they couldn't close their legs. In common people's words, their asses were bursting with joy.
Two hundred dollars is nothing.
They are now well-known among the two top leaders in Dahe Town. This purchasing station can be run openly, and everything will be easier in the future.
In 1980, this was really important.
Even in 2099, this is still very important.
Jiang He couldn't help but say cheerfully, "If we can get the railway line connected again, we'll be really awesome."
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