Rebirth in 80, starting with hunting in the Greater Khingan Mountains

Chunyu looked frivolous, "Brother, you are really good. Let me tell you, my mom said she is not in good health. It's all my dad's fault. That guy..."

"Shut up, get out, I need to get dressed!"

Chunyu walked towards the outer room and turned to say, "Miao Xiaoyu can definitely do it. She's tall and has a big, round bottom!"

"roll!"

"okay!"

Jiang He suppressed his morning dryness, put on his clothes and went to the fields. He originally wanted to sell bear gall, but when he looked at the bear bile he had snatched away, he felt a pang in his heart.

It seems that it won’t take more than a day or two.

After dinner, they put their backpacks on their backs and left the village and headed towards the back. They were very busy today.

There is no oil in my stomach and it is difficult to defecate. I am really craving meat.

After passing the tree path behind the village and then walking on the thick ice across the river, you will reach the old forest.

The forest is very quiet in winter, with only the wind blowing through the treetops, making strange whistling sounds, and from time to time, some unknown bird would chirp and make some spooky noises.

The two of them wandered around in the old forest for a whole day, freezing cold, but they didn't find a single hair.

There were so many different kinds of paw prints and hoof prints on the snow, and the forest was extremely lively.

But the problem is that the wild animals are very smart. Even if you have a gun or a cannon, it will be useless. Even if they are lying at your feet, you have to be able to find them.

Jiang He was so annoyed. If he had known earlier, he should have brought some condoms with him. If he couldn't find any big fish like the black bear, he could have just trapped some pheasants and rabbits to take back.

Yesterday he boasted that he wanted to make a living by hunting, but today he came back empty-handed. It's such a slap in the face.

What he was most worried about was the spring rain. Men are different from women. Men are at most like frozen birds, but women really blow the wind into the air.

Chunyu said it was okay, my mother asked me to put carrots in it and stuff it in.

Chunyu even used his thumb to measure the size of the carrot, then gritted his teeth and said, "It hurt so much when I put it in just now!"

"I, I'm so fucking..."

Jiang He was speechless. He turned around a mound angrily, and then a fishy smell hit his nose.

A large boar weighing at least 400 kilograms, with its fangs bared, bumped head-on into Jiang He.

"Oh my god!" Jiang He exclaimed and reached out to grab the gun.

The big egg was also frightened, groaned, and jumped forward again.

Jiang He felt like he was flying in the clouds, doing a somersault in the air, and then his body sank. Damn, his crotch was so prickly and the stench was even stronger.

Then there was a violent bump, and the huge pig's butt hit his face.

I actually rode on the egg-filled girl backwards.

The egg-filled creature howled and ran wildly, shaking its body.

Jiang He subconsciously clamped his legs around the pig's belly, and as he ran wildly, the pig's butt kept slapping his face.

The hairs on the egg are very hard, and each one is like a needle.

"Ah! Oh my god..."

"Brother, hold on tight, don't let go!"

Jiang He was slapped in the face by the big bubble egg. He reached out to grab the gun, but the gun was thrown away. It would be useless if he didn't lose it. He couldn't load the gun while riding on a pig.

What the hell should I do?

Others are riding a tiger and it is difficult to get off, but I am riding a pig and it is difficult to get off. If I really jump down, the 400-pound egg-filled pig will be trampled by the hooves, and all my nine lives will be gone.

Jiang He felt for the knife from his lower back, raised it and stabbed it towards Paolianzi's butt.

The egg was poked by Jiang He and screamed loudly. It shook its body and twisted its buttocks and ran faster.

No, it won't work. This pig has been rubbing itself on pine oil and rolling around in the wild, so its skin is extremely thick. I can't exert any strength while lying on the pig, so I can't break its defense.

"Weedy!"

Jiang He got anxious, and holding the knife in his backhand, he stabbed it into the pigtail (yi three times) that was tightly holding the egg bubble, as if to commit suicide.

When attacked by other wild beasts, the pig's tail tightly attached to its body can still protect its buttocks, but it cannot block the attack of the knife.

With one cut, the egg bubble let out a sharp hissing sound.

After two cuts, the ovum almost flew up.

After three cuts, Paolanzi did a somersault in the air and threw Jianghe directly into the snow pit. Then he ran away while howling, jumping and twisting his butt.

It had only run a few steps when a long piece of intestine spurted out from its hind end.

Wild animals are very tenacious, and the most tenacious is the wild boar.

The intestines were dragged out for three to five meters, but the egg ran all the way like a pig, until the intestines got caught on a rotten tree stump and were pulled away.

With a loud bang, all the lanterns were almost pulled out.

The big bubble egg finally fell to the ground, but it was not dead yet and kept humming.

This is also like killing a pig or killing its butt. Everyone has their own way of killing. Just tell me whether I killed it or not.

Chunyu ran over with a rifle in his hand, threw the gun towards Jianghe, then pounced in front of Paolanzi, inserted the knife under the pig's neck and stabbed it diagonally.

The knife cut the heart artery, and the pig's blood gushed out. The pig finally died.

After the blood was drained, they quickly opened the body and removed the internal organs while it was still hot.

Half of the internal organs were pulled out from the back, which saved a lot of trouble.

"Brother, I'll give you a pig's belly!"

Chunyu cut off the pig's stomach and threw it to Jianghe, then took a small axe and grunted as he unloaded the pork carton.

Jiang He opened the pig's stomach, rubbed it with snow, then looked at the inner wall and curled his lips. Damn it, it's worthless.

Wild boar stomach is a medicinal ingredient that can cure chronic stomach problems, and it is quite expensive.

However, not all wild boar tripe can be used as medicinal materials.

There are many details to this thing.

It must be a big wild boar that has lived for many years. It usually eats poisonous foods or poisonous snakes, and its inner walls are injured by poisonous weeds, which then heal to form boils.

The more boils a pig has, the more valuable it is.

A wild boar stomach like this one has a smooth inner wall and no wounds or boils. It can only be used as a dish to go with wine.

The wild boar weighed over 400 pounds and was far away from the village, so it was difficult to bring it back whole. We could only pick out four legs and some good meat like ribs to take back.

You have to bring the pig's tail back too, it's great to go with wine.

The remaining pig heads, spines, and internal organs were just thrown away, and naturally the wild animals in the mountains would eat them all.

The two men gathered the peeled pig skins together, and when the cold wind blew, it became a rectangular sled. They loaded the pork on it, tied it with a rope, and pulled it back together.

The two men pulled the sled with great effort and just got out of the woods when they heard the howling of wolves in the distance.

"Brother, there's a wolf!"

"It's on our way home. Let's go and take a look."