Rebirth in 80, starting with hunting in the Greater Khingan Mountains

The rivers and the spring rain huddled under the cotton balls, making the same noises as before, but in reality, they were being trampled by pigs.

It seemed like a moment, but also like an eternity, and finally, the bombardment stopped.

"Oh my god!"

Jiang He hummed, shook off the cotton bag, turned over and curled up on the road. Damn, the wild boar who didn't know anything about weeds kicked Kaba in the crotch.

This wild boar must have weighed about four or five hundred pounds. This kick from its hoof seemed to have broken it into pieces.

The scene where Chunyu kicked Hei Xiazi's crotch and broke it into pieces is still vivid in my mind.

I reached into my crotch and felt that it was still intact. Fortunately, it was okay, I just had a stitch in the side.

After all, I was reborn, and God protects me.

Jiang He heard another round of pig squeals. He endured the pain and turned his head to look, only to see Chun Yu grabbing a wild boar's hind legs and pressing it to the ground.

It was a yellow-haired cat weighing fifty or sixty kilograms.

This half-grown wild boar has yellow stripes on its body that have not faded completely, so it is called yellow-haired boar.

Such a big wild boar has never been in heat, so there is almost no foul smell. The meat is very tender, with just the right amount of fat and lean, and it tastes delicious.

"Brother, I caught a wild boar!"

Jiang He snorted, this is the advantage of women, they are not afraid of being stepped on or kicked.

Chunyu excitedly pulled out his knife, rode on the wild boar, grabbed its ear and pressed it, then stabbed the pig's heart artery with the knife. Blood spurted out of the pig, and it stopped struggling after a moment.

Chunyu deftly opened the lantern and took it off. "Brother, do you like pig intestines?"

"No, no, save your heart and liver to feed the dogs!"

Jiang He must be crazy to eat wild boar intestines.

The internal organs of wild animals are where the most parasites are found. If you cut them, the parasites will scream.

However, if the pig's stomach is boiled and then sauced, it can be a good dish to go with wine, which is tolerable.

Chunyu let out an "oh", kept the meat in his stomach, and threw the rest to the side of the road. Then he threw the gutted wild boar onto the sled, clapped his hands, and looked very satisfied.

Jiang He lay on the sled and was dragged back by Chunyu. He was injured, so he had to find a wife first.

Chunyu insisted on going with us, but Jianghe wouldn't let her, saying he had to be careful that she wouldn't harm his wife. I haven't even touched her fully yet.

He pulled the sled to Miao Xiaoyu's house and divided things as soon as he entered the door without waiting for Old Mrs. Chen to say anything harsh.

Half a piece of tender wild boar, cotton cloth as a snack for the children, and Old Mrs. Chen smiling at Jiang He for the first time.

Xiaoqing was holding a pencil case with the picture of Nezha Conquers the Dragon King printed on it, pinching her colorful little head, and smiling from ear to ear.

"Mom, mom, I'm going to Xiaoliu's house to borrow his homework book. I don't dare to leave. Can you come with me?"

Jiang He secretly gave a thumbs up. This sister-in-law is easy to get along with. She really does what she wants after receiving benefits.

Old Mrs. Chen was furious. "You little bastard, last time you tricked me into going to the captain's house to get a city hukou, and that bastard took advantage of me. And now you're still playing tricks on me!"

While cursing, Old Mrs. Chen reached out and gently pinched Xiaoqing.

As soon as my fingers touched hers, Xiaoqing started screaming, saying "I was wrong, I was wrong" over and over again.

Those who were beaten to death were those who were stubborn, and those who were drowned were those who could swim.

The crying child gets the milk, and those who admit their mistakes quickly get beaten less.

Old Mrs. Chen glared at Jiang He fiercely and said, "Pretending to be asleep is already the biggest concession I've made. You still want me to make room for you? Bah, you're so flattering."

Old Mrs. Chen dragged Xiaoqing back to the house to sleep, leaving the land outside the room to the two of them.

Miao Xiaoyu had been smiling with her lips pursed. Now she looked at Jiang He and smiled, her eyes curved and her face red.

Jiang He hummed and talked about the injury he got from encountering a group of wild boars today. Miao Xiaoyu suddenly became nervous and didn't care about being embarrassed anymore. She hurried to check if he was injured and whether it hurt.

It hurts, it has to hurt. Blow on it and it will stop hurting.

Jiang He was shameless and insisted that he was in so much pain that he was about to die.

Miao Xiaoyu was so embarrassed that she almost fainted. She looked into the room and saw Old Mrs. Chen and Xiaoqing lying on the kang. Then she picked up the kettle on the stove and added some warm water...

When Jiang He went out, his feet felt like they were stepping on cotton.

When Miao Xiaoyu got on the kang, she couldn't help coughing twice.

Old Mrs. Chen turned over and cursed fiercely, "What are you coughing for? I've been thinking about this for a long time. Why didn't I just choke you to death?"

Xiaoqing leaned over and asked curiously, "Sister, what's going on? I heard my brother-in-law cover your mouth. Did he beat you up?"

Old Mrs. Chen snorted coldly: "I haven't beaten him yet!"

"Mom, why are you saying this in front of Xiaoqing?"

Miao Xiaoyu was both ashamed and angry, and covered her head with the quilt.

Jiang He went home to pay the money. Wang Shuqin wanted to say something, but Xiaoliuer slapped the thousand yuan into her hand. She became confused on the spot and forgot what she said.

Jiang He slept soundly, but Wang Shuqin tossed and turned all night and couldn't fall asleep.

Who can come up with so much cash at once these days?

With a thousand yuan, Xiao Liu can marry any virgin girl!

Early in the morning, Jiang He was woken up by Wang Shuqin. When she asked her what she was doing, she didn't tell her. She urged Jiang He to eat quickly, and then rummaged through the drawers to find clothes, trying to dress her son up.

It wasn't enough to just dress up. No matter how I looked at it, it looked awkward. Yes, his hair was like a hedgehog. I borrowed a hair clipper from my neighbor and clipped it into a neat little round head. Then I held him down and washed his hair and face.

Jiang He now looked just like Wang Shuqin when she was holding the money last night, completely confused.

What is this for? It looks like I'm going to the execution ground.

Wang Shuqin tidied Jiang He up, took two steps back, looked him over, and said with a sigh, "My child is really energetic and can make money. Anyone who sees him will be attracted to him!"

"No, Chunyu still has half of that money!"

"I know, let's go!"

"Gah!"

"Just shut up and follow me!"

Wang Shuqin grabbed Jiang He and went straight to Old Six's house at the west end of the village.

A few children were playing in the yard. They looked at Jiang He and smiled, saying that he was going to get married.

Jiang He was immediately happy and took out a few pieces of candy and threw them over.

The sixth wife likes to be a matchmaker and to arrange things. She wants to arrange a marriage for herself and Xiaoyu.

If this marriage is arranged, there will be no need to wait until the Northeast is revitalized.

When Jiang He thought of Miao Xiaoyu, who was prettier than the Queen of the Kingdom of Women, and all the kissing and other things that had happened recently, he couldn't wait any longer.

Before he even entered the house, Old Sixth Wife came to greet him. She started praising Jiang He as soon as they met and led him into the house while praising him.

As they walked, Old Six said, "Old Jiang, I tell you, this girl is absolutely unique in the surrounding villages. Even though she didn't graduate from technical secondary school, there's a reason for that.

Even though he has a rural household registration, he works in a lumberyard, and he's in an office. Only your Xiao Jiang is capable, otherwise, he would really look down on you!"

Jiang He was stunned when he heard this.

What does this mean? A blind date?

That’s not right. I already have a wife, why would I go on a blind date?

Wang Shuqin glared at Jiang He threateningly and dragged him into the house.

As soon as Jiang He entered the room, he saw an 18-year-old girl sitting on the edge of the kang. She was fair and smooth, petite and cute, and a little shy.

When Jiang He saw the girl, he laughed out loud.

I know this girl. I did it with her in my previous life!