Rebirth in 80, starting with hunting in the Greater Khingan Mountains

Jiang He said calmly, "Don't worry, I promise I won't steal your Black Blind Dog. I'll go over there!"

Jiang He said this and pulled Chun Yu away.

Zheng Erhe was still yelling, wanting Jiang He to help.

Yang Guangxu said angrily: "Do you still want a wife?"

“Yes, yes!”

Zheng Erhe sighed, picked up the axe and followed Yang Guangxu.

Chunyu kept looking back, "Brother, shall we go and take a look?"

"It's not like you haven't seen a black bear before, and it's not like we haven't chopped one with an axe before, so what's so interesting about it?"

Chunyu pouted, "Just the two of them, and they want to learn how to chop a black bear with an axe? He's so beautiful that he's snotty and will definitely get kicked by the black bear."

Chunyu said excitedly: "I have never seen a black bear kicking a person!"

Jiang He looked at Chun Yu's excitement and felt that she just wanted to see a river of blood!

I want to see it too.

So the two of them went back with the dog.

After turning around the woods, I saw the two bachelors wandering around a windy ditch.

As soon as Jiang He saw the dead old poplar tree and the frost flowers at the roots of the old poplar tree, he knew that there must be a black bear warehouse in this place.

This season is the coldest and the black bear sleeps the deepest. You poke it twice and it will run away. It is too lazy to wake up and chase you.

At this time, in theory, it is quite easy to kill the Black Blind Warehouse.

There are three steps. The first step is to wake it up and make it angry.

The second step is to use a stick to hold its head when it pokes its head out.

The third step is to hit the head with an axe, or use a knife that is attached to a long stick and is like a spear to hit the neck, and that's it.

Isn’t it simple?

However, this theory is often not very accurate when it comes to a large black blind cat weighing several hundred kilograms and not very cooperative.

However, this black bear dug into a tree hole, the entrance of which is much narrower than a hole in the ground. The black bear could not turn around when it stuck its head out. This kind of hole is easier to open, and these two bachelors might really be able to do something.

On the other side, Li Erhe and Yang Guangxu were preparing to call for wares.

Yang Guangxu rolled his eyes and said to Li Erhe, "You are strong, come and bite the black bear's neck, and I will chop off its head!"

As Yang Guang spoke, he grabbed the axe and stuffed the elm stick into Li Erhe's hand. He started banging on the tree, making the dead old poplar tree drop foam.

Yang Guangxu was knocking on the door while thinking, since he had chopped Hei Xia Zi to death, why shouldn't he get the lion's share? The wife he married had to have a bigger butt than Li Erhe's.

Li Erhe was not stupid, but before he could say anything, there was movement in the warehouse.

Anyone who is woken up suddenly (forcibly) when sleeping soundly will be in a bad mood.

Amidst the bear's grunting sounds, the tree hole creaked as its claws pecked at it.

Li Erhe didn't have time to argue with Yang Guangxu at this moment, and quickly raised the elm stick and got ready.

suddenly……

A big black head popped out. Li Erhe pushed it away with his stick, and Yang Guangxu also raised his axe.

On to the second step, everything went smoothly.

It's just that the willow sticks are very elastic, and the one they cut is too thin. Last time, Jiang He used a pine stick as thick as his calf but still couldn't catch the black bear. It must be at least as thick as a thigh.

The black bear's head was stuck, and Yang Guangxu's axe was about to chop him, but the black bear retracted his head, and the willow stick bent, and the black bear retracted with a whoosh.

Yang Guangxu's axe hit nothing and broke the willow stick instead.

If you can't kill a black bear hiding in a warehouse with one move, just run away. You might have a chance to survive.

But the two bachelors were reluctant to leave their big-butt wife because she was right in front of them. They blocked the entrance of the cave and refused to leave. Li Erhe even poked in with a long-handled knife, making Hei Xia Zi scream.

Yang Guangxu yelled, "Don't fucking poke it! You'll kill the black bear inside and absorb all the bear bile!

Light a fire and smoke it out! If it shows its head, I will chop it to death."

Li Erhe hurriedly pulled hay nearby, while Yang Guangxu squatted on horseback, puffed out his cheeks, stared with his eyes wide open, and held the axe, ready to chop the bear down at any time.

Jiang He listened to their shouting from a distance and gave them a thumbs up. They dared to do this without a gun, they really had courage.

They didn't even need to light a fire. The trunk of the old tree exploded with a bang, and a big male black bear weighing nearly 400 kilograms rushed out roaring angrily.

The huge beast, the broken dead trees flying all over the sky and the rising snow foam, this way of appearance is so damn cool.

Hei Xiazi didn't follow the usual path, which made Yang Guangxu, who was blocking the hole, dumbfounded.

The giant beast weighing about 400 pounds stood up, raised its hands and roared.

At this time, no one else dared to chop with an axe, except Chunyu, who almost strangled a black blind man.

Yang Guangxu was so frightened that he screamed, threw down his axe and ran away.

Li Erhe screamed, turned around and started running, and the big black blind man chased after him, roaring angrily.

Fortunately, they were in a ditch and the snow was slippery. The black bear was very confident and fell twice, so he didn't kick them up immediately.

When the two men climbed up the ditch, they saw Jiang He watching the excitement at the edge of the woods. Knowing that Jiang He had a gun, they quickly waved their hands and shouted for help.

Jiang He stood with a gun in his arms, looking like a master. He watched the big black blind man climb up the ditch and rush towards them with snow foam on his face, without moving a muscle.

My heart is as broad as the sea, and my words are as firm as nails. If I say I won't care, I will definitely not care.

Li Erhe was taller, had longer legs, and ran faster, surpassing Yang Guangxu.

Yang Guangxu turned his head slightly and saw a huge black shadow rushing towards him with the wind. He was scared to death. Then he reached out and grabbed Li Erhe's waistband and pulled it.

Li Erhe screamed and fell to the ground. Yang Guangxu took the opportunity to overtake Li Erhe and ran away.

When you are being chased by a wild beast, the first thing to do to save your life is to run faster than your companions.

The big black blind man pounced on Li Erhe's back. Li Erhe screamed in despair and lay on the ground holding his head.

"Yang Guangxu, I'll fuck your eight generations of blood ancestors, ah..."

The big black blind cat pounced, bit, and then swung Li Erhe, who weighed more than 100 pounds, stretched his legs and raised his hips to fly into the sky, and his big cotton trousers were thrown away.

The big black blind man took Li Erhe down in one blow, then stood up, raised his head and roared, madly and ferociously. Today, all of you must die!

The big black blind man roared, got on all fours, and then stared at Jiang He and Chun Yu not far away with his ferocious eyes. The two men, one holding a gun and the other holding his arm, were obviously the boss, and the boss deserved to die.

The black bear roared and ran towards them with a rumble.

"Oh my god!"

Jiang He quickly put down the stick in his arms and held it up, saying, "I didn't provoke you, why are you running towards me?"

To be honest, let alone having a gun, even if you had a cannon, you would still be terrified when you saw a three or four hundred kilogram beast rushing towards you with its teeth bared and foam spitting.

Fortunately, now we not only have a gun, but also a dog. Even if Xiaohong can't hit the dog in the head with one shot, he can pounce on it, restrain it for a while, reload the bullet himself, and always be able to kill it.

A hunting dog's job is to search and hold people back until they come. Killing people like a gourd of blood is not what a hunting dog should do.

Jiang He took steady aim at the big black bear that was getting closer and closer, now within thirty meters. Just as he was about to shoot, he heard a loud roar beside him, which scared him so much that he jumped.

Then Jiang He saw Chunyu rushing towards the big black blind man with a six-pound mirror-finished axe.

Jiang He was stunned.

"Hey, hey, fuck!"