Rebirth in 80, starting with hunting in the Greater Khingan Mountains

Zhang Hui was completely stunned.

What does being possessed have to do with whether you were a virgin back then?

However, Zhang Hui still replied subconsciously: "Yes, yes!"

This knee-jerk response won't lie.

Jiang He looked back again and sighed inwardly, thinking that there is still a long way to go to popularize physiological and hygiene knowledge.

Based on Jiang He's rich experience in his previous life, the probability of seeing blood the first time is less than half. That thin layer is so fragile that it may break at any time.

You have to rely on your own feelings for this thing. The first time and the second time are just different. I won’t describe it in detail, just experience it yourself.

On the contrary, it was Meng Jie. Hey, when Zhao Minghui talked about how he fought for more than half an hour, his face lit up and his eyes were bright, as if he was a god of war.

Hey, men are so easy to fool.

Jiang He patted Zhang Hui on the shoulder and said, "Okay, it's okay."

Zhang Hui thanked him profusely and hurried into the house to see her man.

Hey, women are so easy to deceive.

As for Zhao Minghui's affair, he just listened to the gossip among himself and had no intention of making it public.

Because you don't know what kind of life the couple lives behind closed doors. If you talk too much, you will not only get no good results, but will also easily be blamed.

The couple cried in the house, and Jiang He took Liu Er and his sister-in-law back home.

Miao Xiaoyu is very diligent and has already prepared the meal.

After dinner, Miao Xiaoyu took Xiaoqing and Zhang Min to sleep in the inner room, while Jiang He, Liu Er and Chunyu slept in the outer room.

The spring rain won’t dry up. I’m a woman, why should I sleep on the same kang with you two grown men?

You two have been drinking all that wine. What if you get horny and masturbate me? No, I have to go to the inner room and sleep with my two sisters-in-law.

Jiang He was so angry that he wanted to pull out her chest hair, but I still wanted to sleep with them in the inner room.

We still have Xiaoqing as our child, so you better behave yourself.

Chunyu was lying on the kang and grumbling, and Liu Er was also grumbling. He didn't want to sleep next to Chunyu. She was not honest in her sleep, and her big thick legs could suffocate people when they rested on her chest.

Chunyu refused to leave when he heard that. I haven’t even started to dislike you yet, but you dislike me first. No, you can’t leave. Let’s sleep in the same bed today!

Liu Er tried to run, but Chunyu pulled him back by his legs and stuffed him directly into his quilt.

After making a fuss for a while, they fell asleep. Jiang He fell asleep, but was woken up by the urge to pee. When he got up to pee, he heard Zhang Min and Miao Xiaoyu whispering in the inner room.

Jiang He couldn't help but lean over and listen out of curiosity.

Wow, this content is so exciting, I can’t say a single word of it.

Zhang Min even hummed, then jokingly said to Miao Xiaoyu: "You're making me itch, lend me your man for a few times to satisfy my pleasure!"

Miao Xiaoyu also smiled and said, "I can lend it to you, you need to make up for the nutrition!"

"You are so stingy. I won't lend it to you."

Jiang He was a little anxious and said, "No, I can fix it myself, so you can use it for free."

Jiang He squatted at the door and listened to it, feeling so itchy in his heart that he couldn't sleep at all that night.

When I woke up the next day, I met Zhang Min. Zhang Min kept yawning. It seemed that she didn't sleep well either.

When their eyes met, anger immediately flared up.

Miao Xiaoyu brought the meal into the room, and when the three of them looked at each other again, they had the illusion that everything was explained without words.

Jiang He grinned foolishly, this fucking rebirth is so worth it.

After dinner, Jiang He led Miao Xiaoyu out, and Chunyu carried Xiaoqing and quickly followed.

I went to the supply and marketing cooperative first, bought some cakes and canned food, and then went to see Old Lady Lin.

If you ask someone to show you a wedding date, you can't do it empty-handed. You have to give them a red envelope.

If you were to hire an ordinary person, they would just need to carry some things, but Old Lady Lin was known as the number one fairy in Yalin, and she was very famous, so naturally her value was higher.

Old Mrs. Lin quickly welcomed the person in, and asked him to take off his shoes and get on the kang to warm up.

The deer Jiang He gave her was a great help to her.

But when she saw what Jiang He brought, she was stunned: "Child, what are you doing..."

"Old lady, Xiaoyu and I are getting married. Let me show you a date..."

Before Jiang He could finish his words, he heard a loud bang.

When he turned around, he saw that half a bottle of Beida Cang had fallen from the altar of Old Lady Lin and shattered into pieces on the ground.

"Oh my God, you kid, what's the matter with you coming to see me?"

"Isn't this a wedding? We can't just pick a date with our eyes closed. We still need you to check..."

Before Jiang He could finish his words, there was another loud bang behind him. Jiang He was shocked when he looked again. The wooden niche for the immortal fell directly on him, making the incense ashes fly everywhere.

Miao Xiaoyu's heart was pounding when she saw this, and she couldn't help but reach out and grab Jiang He's clothes.

Chunyu hugged Xiaoqing in his arms, glared at her, and reached out to pick up the axe.

Old Madam Lin grabbed the feather duster and hit Chunyu with it: "What are you doing? Do you still want to fight with my immortal?"

Jiang He chuckled: "Could it be a big white mouse with red eyes?"

"Please let my fairy go. If I knew you were here to see the wedding, I wouldn't have let you in. Look how scared my fairy is!"

Old Mrs. Lin quickly got down from the ground, stood up the shrine, put rice back in the bowls, and lit three incense sticks and bowed.

Jiang He was about to speak when Old Lady Lin said helplessly, "Don't you know who you are? Why do you have to come and cause trouble for my Xian'er?"

"No, this day!"

"Other people use dates, so why should you? Every day is auspicious for you. You can get married any day you want. There's no need to look for a specific date!"

Jiang He quickly said, "Of course the sooner the better!"

"You decide for yourself. Are you done? If you are, leave quickly!" Old Mrs. Lin said as she coaxed the person out.

Jiang He went out with a mixture of laughter and tears. It made sense after he thought about it. He had sold the yellow-leaf white fox fur for more than ten thousand yuan and it was still in his pocket.

Then I went back to ask the big rat demon to check the date, and it seemed that something was not going as planned.

Jiang He looked at Miao Xiaoyu and said, "Since we can choose the date ourselves, which day do you think is good?"

Miao Xiaoyu blushed and poked Jiang He.

How could she explain this kind of thing? If she said it too early, it would seem like she was in a hurry to get married. If she said it too late, she would be anxious again.

Jiang He thought for a moment and said, "Then let's do it before the New Year. It's the 28th day of the twelfth lunar month. There are still two days left. I'll go into the mountains and play a little. We have to prepare some delicious food at least!"

If you want to get married, you have to take a photo together. There is a photo studio in town.

Taking photos is a rare thing these days. Photos have to be framed in glass and hung on the wall. It is something worth showing off.

Miao Xiaoyu had never taken a photo before, so she changed into new clothes and asked Jiang He to wear her newly bought military coat. She was so nervous when she sat there.

Jiang He didn't care. He put his arm around her waist, making Miao Xiaoyu blush and unable to break free.

The uncle taking the photo also had a bad expression on his face. This little bastard was so shameless. Even in such a serious matter, he was still hugging each other and didn't feel embarrassed at all.

This girl is really beautiful, it’s a waste for him.

The uncle simply frowned and pointed at Jiang He and said, "Let go, let go, move away, don't get so close!"

"Hey!"

Jiang He was furious. I paid you to take pictures. Even if I took off all my clothes and did a live broadcast, you still had to give it to me...

Oh, by the way, these days photo studios are state-owned, and it’s good enough that they can take photos for you. How dare you be so picky?

Jiang He was not short of money anyway, so in addition to taking a wedding photo of the two of them, he asked Chunyu and Xiaoqing to take a separate photo, and then took another photo when everyone gathered together.

Such photos made Miao Xiaoyu feel distressed, and the uncle was grinning, as if he really thought that film was free.