Rebirth in 80, starting with hunting in the Greater Khingan Mountains

Liu Er jumped very accurately and landed on the sow's butt.

Then, Liu Er let out a sharp and high-pitched scream and fell straight off the pig's butt.

"Fuck, how come you're even more aggressive than Chunyu? Chunyu is a woman, and you're a man. You're a man, and you're such a slacker!"

People in Northeast China call eggs "lazy kids", such as lazy seeds, lazy dogs, etc.

Jiang He quickly jumped down and dragged Liu Er to the side.

Liu Er clamped his legs together, curled up like a shrimp, and even turned his head and vomited.

"It's broken, it's broken, damn, ah, ah, brother..."

Liu Er held Jiang He's hand tightly: "You are a good person, ah, ah, help me, take good care of your sister-in-law!"

At this time, Hong Dabiao also came over excitedly with a group of old women. Seeing Liu Er's green face, he quickly asked what was wrong.

After hearing what Jiang He said, Hong Dabiao squeezed his legs together and then gave a thumbs up sincerely.

Without great courage, you can't do something like jumping into a ditch and riding a pig.

When these old ladies heard that someone had broken a sloth, they all gathered around.

Under the gaze of more than a hundred old women, Jiang He took off Liu Er's pants, pulled down his underpants, and spread his legs apart.

Fortunately, it wasn't broken, just a little swollen, and it didn't seem like the impact was too serious.

But men are fragile. Even the slightest touch will hurt them, let alone jumping from a height of two meters and riding a pig with legs spread out.

A bunch of old ladies were chattering and studying Liu Er's penis, comparing its size. Amidst all the whispers and laughter, Liu Er suddenly jumped up in anger, covering his crotch and yelling, "Shut the fuck up! It's so cold, how the hell can I get any bigger?"

"You are so lazy!" Some old woman blurted out this, immediately causing a barbell-like laugh.

Liu Er was so angry that he wished he could find a hole in the ground to crawl into.

At this time, Chunyu's loud screams were heard. Everyone turned their heads and looked, and were immediately scared and ran away.

I saw Chunyu riding on the foam egg and running towards me again with a big axe in his hand.

Two slow-running wild boars ran head-on into her.

Chunyu swung the axe, and the axe was used by the pig. The axe made a sound in the wind. With a bang, blood splattered everywhere, and the head of a sow weighing more than 200 pounds was almost chopped off.

Then he swung the axe backhand and hit the other pig's butt, almost cutting off one of its legs.

Pig Rider is awesome.

But, please stop, damn, this is the narrowest part of the ditch. If she rushes in, she will definitely trample a few of them to death.

"Whoa, whoa!"

Chunyu grabbed the pig's bristles and screamed.

But this egg-filled beast had gone crazy, with red eyes and shaking buttocks, and it ran towards Jiang He and the others even faster.

Seeing that they were right in front of him, Jiang He raised his gun but did not dare to shoot.

He was sure he could kill the pig's head with one shot.

But what if, what if it goes a little off and it rains in spring?

Seeing that the pig was approaching, Chunyu became anxious and swung the axe. Just as he was about to chop it off the pig's head, the pig suddenly collapsed and its two hind legs dragged on the ground. Chunyu also fell backwards and fell off the pig.

The egg-filled fish howled loudly, dragging its two hind legs, running through the pig manure, and scratching the ground with only its two front legs, while shouting and continuing to charge towards the river.

This big wild boar had its kidneys dislocated by the spring rain, and its vertebrae were dislocated.

Jiang He shot the egg-filled creature in the forehead and killed it.

Chunyu jumped up excitedly and shouted, "I want to keep this pig and raise it so I can ride it in the mountains. But it won't obey me!"

Jiang He was speechless.

A 400-pound blistering pig leading a herd of pigs is still the king after all. How can I bear the humiliation of being kicked in the crotch by you?

Chunyu said excitedly, "Brother, what do you say if I catch a piglet and raise it to ride on?"

"Not very good, but you figured it out."

In the tens of thousands of years of human history of domesticating wild animals, humans ultimately chose to ride horses, cows, and donkeys instead of dogs, pigs, or even tigers. There is a reason for that.

Pigs can definitely be ridden. For children growing up in the countryside, their childhood would be incomplete if they hadn't ridden a pig.

A childhood without being beaten for riding a pig is also incomplete.

Pigs, when they run, twist their butts, shake violently, and smell bad, so they're not very comfortable to ride...

Damn, that’s not right. This isn’t the main reason.

The pig's waist is relatively fragile. When children ride on it for fun, they can easily break off the kidneys due to excessive force. It seems that the vertebrae are dislocated, and the lower body is paralyzed. The pig can only be killed and eaten for meat.

If you don't get beaten, who will? In rural areas, pigs are a family's most important property. Whether you can save money throughout the year depends entirely on how much meat the pigs can produce.

Jiang He didn't have time to argue with Chun Yu now, so he quickly called all the old ladies to drain the blood out of his chest. If he delayed any longer, the blood would clot and his chest would become smelly.

A group of old women rushed forward, dragged the dead pig out, cut its neck to let the blood, and opened its stomach to remove the internal organs.

Jiang He and his men dealt with the injured but still alive ones. Chun Yu stepped forward and held down the pig, while Jiang He killed the pig with a sharp knife and bled it.

For a moment, the ditch was filled with the stench of blood, and blood was flowing everywhere, which was extremely miserable.

The Forestry Bureau wants to do it whole, so they don't have to use an axe to cut the meat.

But the difference is obvious after the wild boar is cleaned up.

Even if the wild boars killed by guns are drained in time, the meat will look red. Some of them are cleaned too late and have a dark red color. There are obvious light black bruises on the knife wound, which does not look tasty.

The wild boar that was injured and killed alive had its blood drained cleanly and the meat looked fresh.

Don’t use the wild boar’s internal organs. First, it’s troublesome to bring them back, and second, almost all wild animals’ internal organs have parasites.

But pig stomach is a good thing, so I have to put this away.

A normal pig's stomach, after being washed and marinated at home, can be a great dish to go with wine.

The pig's stomach with lumps and boils inside is the medicinal tripe that can be used as medicine to treat chronic stomach problems. The price is calculated according to the quality, generally ranging from a few yuan to more than ten yuan.

Like the pig's belly of the pig king that Jiang He made last time, it was full of bumps and boils. It was a treasure. It could be worth three hundred or two hundred, or three thousand or five thousand.

You've grown into this state, and I can even cure your stomach cancer. Isn't it worth some money?

There were more than thirty wild boars, the big ones weighed about 400 kilograms, and the small ones weighed 180 kilograms. Only a few of them ran away.

More than a hundred old women dragged the pigs back to the village, carrying the joy of a good harvest.

After returning to the village, we went to the production team's courtyard and picked out the best wild boar weighing more than 200 pounds. We skinned and removed the meat, set up a twelve-stamp iron pot that had not been used in the production team for a long time and was big enough to stew the food of two living people, and braised the pork and added sauerkraut. Everyone had a share.

I haven't had this kind of big pot meal in many years. It's so lively.

Jiang He became the absolute protagonist, and those who were older and had higher seniority praised him highly.

The young wives are very unrestrained, especially after drinking another two taels of liquor. They become even bolder, pulling each other. The young man is good at hunting and can bring meat to the whole village. I wonder if he can let all the old women in the village have a bite of meat on the kang.

No matter how strong Jiang He was, he couldn't withstand the siege of more than a dozen young wives. He was dragged into the warehouse by accident.

These young wives, who had been married for only three or two years and had just given birth to a child, all had eyes like she-wolves in heat.

Jiang He was really scared.

I've lived two lifetimes and never seen this.

"Sisters, sisters-in-law, let's talk it out, ah!"

Before Jiang He could finish his words, his hands and feet were controlled and the belt of his cotton trousers was forcibly torn off.

As soon as I pulled up my cotton pants, cold wind blew in.

A young woman with a long braid peeked inside, her eyes lit up, and she exclaimed, "Oh!"