Rebirth in 80, starting with hunting in the Greater Khingan Mountains

Jiang He's heart trembled, cold sweat broke out, and then he calmed down in an instant.

In the previous life, I slept with my brothers and their wives a lot, so I have a lot of experience.

In this kind of situation, you can either give up and do whatever you want. In the underworld, brothers are like limbs and women are like clothes. If a brother stabs his brother a few times, he will turn against him, but if he stabs a woman, he generally won't turn against her.

Otherwise, you must never admit it even if you are beaten to death. Pay attention to your attitude and don't panic.

He analyzed the current situation very calmly, Well, my back was facing the door, and although we were kissing, I didn't tilt my head.

Jiang He felt that he could still be rescued.

Jiang He calmly opened his mouth and licked the edge of his mouth with his tongue. Fortunately, he seldom puts on lipstick these days, otherwise he would not be able to lick it clean with his tongue.

Then he gave Zhang Min, who looked flustered, a look that reassured her.

Even if a couple has no feelings for each other, they are still a couple. No matter how you look at it, they are still adults. Most people cannot bear this psychological pressure, especially women.

Jiang He turned around and pretended to be startled: "Oh my god, why are you here?"

Liu Er was furious: "If I don't come back, you're going to kill me!"

Miao Xiaoyu looked at Jiang He intently, feeling a little suspicious.

Jiang He was surprised: "What am I doing? Ah... Oh my god, you're so smart! My sister-in-law's eyes are blinded and she can't even open them. Look, they're red and almost swollen."

"I watched..."

"You can't scrape it out with your hair. You have to lick it out with your tongue. Otherwise, you'll get a sty or something like that and need to go to the hospital for surgery!"

"Oh my god, is it that serious?"

Liu Er believed it. He had to believe it because Zhang Min was so anxious that tears came out of her eyes just now. Now she was blinking constantly because of nervousness. She looked like she was seriously blinded.

Zhang Min was still panicking, but then a flash of inspiration struck her, and she quickly pushed Jiang He: "I don't need your kindness. Get out of here, Chunyu, get out of my way!"

Chunyu let go and laughed with her teeth bared. She was a tiger, but when it came to such trivial matters, she seemed like a genius who could learn it by herself.

Zhang Min pulled Miao Xiaoyu over and pointed at her eyes and asked her for help.

When your eyes are blinded and nothing works, pry open your eyelids and let someone lick them with their tongue.

Due to the characteristics of the human body, the taste buds on the tongue can bring out some tiny foreign objects without hurting the eyes. The effect is very good and more reliable than going to the hospital.

Liu Erzheng was really embarrassed. "Look at how this happened. It's like I'm so petty!"

Zhang Min snorted, "Just because you've done all that shit, even if Jiang He and I are talking nonsense to you, you have to put up with it!"

"Yes, yes, I not only endured it, I also helped push it!"

Jiang He quickly shouted, "No need, I can do this myself!"

"Get the hell out of here!" Liu Er cursed angrily.

Zhang Min agreed and the matter was over.

Jiang He and Zhang Min both breathed a sigh of relief.

However, Jiang He saw Miao Xiaoyu glance at him inadvertently, and this glance made Jiang He feel goosebumps on his back.

While having dinner at Liu Er's house, Miao Xiaoyu mentioned that Xiaorui was getting married and holding a banquet today, and she had sent a letter asking her to come. She was very envious when she said this.

Jiang He quickly hugged her and said, "Let's get married after the New Year. Why should we envy them?"

When she said this, Zhang Min obviously glanced at him again.

Jiang He was furious, "Sister-in-law, you have to understand that we are just having an affair, and we are not involved yet."

You are now in a relationship with Chunyu Finger, so don't take it too seriously, or I will get angry.

Nowadays, people pay attention to keeping everything simple when getting married. They don’t even need to get a marriage certificate. The woman packs some of her personal belongings, puts on new clothes, and then the man rides a bicycle to pick her up, and that’s considered a marriage.

Close relatives who live far away are reluctant to spend the travel expenses, so they usually write a letter in advance and put one or two dollars in the envelope as a gift.

Only relatives and friends with whom the relationship is particularly close will have a meal together, and the gifts they give are simple, such as a thermos, pillowcase, or quilt cover. It is equivalent to everyone helping the couple to form a small family.

Han Chunlai was getting married for the second time, so naturally he didn't care about all the formalities. He just invited close friends and leaders and set up two tables in Liu Lili's small restaurant.

Two tables of delicious dishes are already quite impressive.

Miao Xiaorui was wearing a red cotton-padded jacket and a few red flowers on her head, which was equivalent to a wedding dress in later generations and was definitely not shabby.

Jiang He would occasionally catch Miao Xiaorui's eye, his heart filled with eagerness.

We talked for half the night yesterday, but at that time she was just my fiancée. Today she is the bride, helping the groom into the bridal chamber. The feeling must be different.

So at night, Jiang He gave Liu Er a few more glasses of wine, and Miao Xiaoyu and Zhang Min went to the inner room to sleep.

Jiang He stood up, but Chun Yu grabbed him and whispered, "Brother, take me with you, or I'll tell my sister-in-law!"

"Dare, I'll beat you to death!"

"Then I'll go to the inner room and sleep with my eldest sister-in-law and my sister-in-law!"

"I'll beat you to death!"

"I don't care, just beat me to death, beat me to death now!" Chunyu held Jianghe's thigh tightly and refused to let go.

Jiang He was so anxious that he woke up Miao Xiaoyu and the others.

Jiang He whispered, "Next time, when we get involved with my sister-in-law, we can go together and you can help me pick her up and hold her up!"

"Okay, okay, okay, this is fine, I'll hug my sister-in-law, anyway, my brother is drunk, he doesn't know!"

Chunyu said this and was about to go downstairs to find Zhang Min.

Jiang He slapped Chun Yu in annoyance. Liu Er drank too much, but Xiao Yu didn't, so he had to wait patiently for an opportunity.

Jiang He coaxed the spring rain and quietly slipped out the door.

When I arrived at Han Chunlai's house, I took out the key and opened the door.

The house was decorated with a wedding atmosphere, especially the big bed in the master bedroom, which was covered with bright red sheets and a quilt with a dragon and phoenix satin cover, which looked very festive.

Miao Xiaorui was still dressed like a bride as she was during the day. She sat on the edge of the bed, biting her lips and looking at Jiang He with spring in her eyes.

Jiang He reached out and grabbed Miao Xiaorui's pair of snow-white and smooth feet.

Miao Xiaorui hooked her toes: "I, I just took a shower!"

Han Chunlai was breathing rapidly beside him, but he managed to hold back and not urge him to prepare for the wedding night.

How can you be impatient about something like this? Of course you have to savor it slowly.

There is not much to say, only a poem...

Forget it, don’t even bother writing this poem, they’re all fucking banned words.

Jiang He waited until almost dawn before quietly removing Miao Xiaorui's arms from his body, crawling out of the warm bed and quietly slipping back.

The sound of someone getting on the kang woke Liu Er up, and he asked dazedly, "Brother, where did you go?"

"I have diarrhea, I need to poop!"

Jiang He took off his clothes and got into bed, tired and fell into a nap.

Jiang He was sleeping soundly, dreaming about Xiaorui and Xiaoyu. The quilt was lifted up, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Lei Dajun's big face.

"Oh my god, uncle, what are you doing!"

"Fuck, get up quickly, someone's dead!"

"What? Lei Ming died? How did he die?"

"Get lost, your son is the one who died. It's your village. Two people died!"