Rebirth in 80, starting with hunting in the Greater Khingan Mountains

While shouting, Liu Er did a beautiful side flip and fell off the kang. When he landed, he did a big split and a side split.

Jiang He was sure that even after two lifetimes combined, Liu Er's body, which had been almost worn out by alcohol and sex, would not be able to perform such a difficult move.

There was a ghost in his heart. Could it be that he was really possessed by a fairy?

Jiang Xiaomei and Jiang Hai were so frightened that they screamed and hid in the inner room, sticking their heads out to watch Liu Er doing somersaults and martial arts.

Wang Shuqin was so frightened that her face turned pale. "What's going on? What's going on?"

Jiang He scratched his head and said, "He beat up more than ten yellow-skinned people on the way. He must have been possessed by the Wong Tai Sin!"

"Oh my god, hurry up, burn incense and pray to the gods!"

As Wang Shuqin spoke, she quickly went to the outer room and brought over some incense sticks.

The Greater Khingan Range is a place with high mountains, dense forests, long roads, and heavy forestry work. Even in previous years, it had little impact on this place, and people still burned incense and worshipped their ancestors during festivals.

Even in the Greater Khingan Range, there were no educated youth in those years.

It’s not that they can’t be fed, but this place is too cold. If those little bastards who know nothing are sent here, eight out of ten will freeze to death.

Wang Shuqin lit some incense, then quickly ran to Old Huang's house in the east of the village and invited Old Huang's wife over.

The Northeast is a very interesting place. Almost every village has a shaman who performs rituals.

If you have a headache or a fever, you always have to ask a fortune teller to perform a ritual to heal the problem. Strangely enough, some illnesses can really be cured by asking a fortune teller to perform a ritual to heal the problem.

If it's not getting better, it doesn't matter. It's not a false illness, it's a real illness. You should take medicine if you need to, and go to the hospital if you need to. They won't delay you.

In general, the great masters in Northeast China have strong professional ethics and a strong sense of humanity.

The skinny old woman Huang came in with a trembling voice. As soon as she entered the house, Liu Er did a backflip in the air, scratching his ears and cheeks, and insisted that he was the Monkey King Sun Wukong.

Liu Er was now staring with his eyes wide open, his eyeballs were red, saliva was streaming down his face, his whole body was covered with sweat, and he was in a state of madness.

Old Huang's wife cried out, turned around and ran away, shouting as she ran: "This is evil, how many Huang Daxians have been offended? I can't stand this!"

Wang Shuqin stepped forward and pulled Old Huang's wife, saying, "What should we do now?"

"Let's go see Mrs. Old Yin. The immortal she worships is very accomplished, and she also worships the King of Sorrow. She should be able to mediate."

The art of shaman dance originated from the Manchu shamans. Qingfeng is a lonely ghost, and Beiwang is the ghost king. It sounds very powerful.

Mrs. Old Yin is the leader among the immortals in the surrounding villages.

Wang Shuqin said helplessly: "Mrs. Lao Yin has gone to visit relatives in the inner city. Who knows when she will be back!"

When people in Northeast China refer to Guanli, they are referring to the area outside Shanhaiguan, specifically the area in Shandong.

Because a considerable number of people from Northeast China are those who cannot survive in Shandong, so they went to Guandong to find a way to make a living and settled in Northeast China.

Another part is from Shanhe and Henan.

Old Mrs. Huang had no idea what to do, and she didn't even dare to smoke a cigarette. She left in a hurry.

Inside the house, Liu Er was almost in a mess. He jumped in front of Jiang He and scratched and clawed him.

Jiang He got anxious and reached for his gun.

Liu Er jumped sideways and landed in front of Chunyu, reaching out to grab her neck.

"I'm going to your mother!"

Chunyu kicked Liu Er to the ground with a big kick.

"Scared me!"

Chunyu jumped up, sat on Liu Er's face and hit him, making Liu Er moan.

Chunyu swung his fist like beating a drum. After a few hits, Liu Er kicked his legs a few times, then stretched them out and there was no movement.

Chunyu exclaimed, "Brother, it seems the immortal has run away!"

Jiang He pulled Chunyu up while cursing, "What the hell is that Daxian'er running? It was obvious that Chunyu was riding on his face and punching him so hard that he fainted. If she rides on him for a while longer, he will really suffocate to death."

They quickly moved Liu Er onto the kang, pinched him and shook him, but Liu Er's eyes were closed tightly and he didn't move at all.

"I come!"

Chunyu walked forward and slapped Liu Er twice. Liu Er immediately opened his eyes.

If a person is unconscious, pinching the Ren Zhong point is actually useless. What is really useful is a slap in the face.

The pain of trigeminal neuralgia is even more severe than that of childbirth, and most people cannot bear it.

Liu Er hummed weakly: "Dajiang, Chunyu, I, I see the immortal is coming to kill me, are we finished?"

Jiang He thought, you are screwed, but I am fine.

As for Chunyu, Daxianer probably didn't have the courage to ask her for her life, let alone a yellow-skinned soul. Even if the Jade Emperor came, with herself standing beside her, she would have to try to see if the Twelve Seals Pot could hold all the food.

"Let's go to Dashuang Village!"

Liu Er's face was swollen, and he grumbled with deep despair, "There's no escaping it. The immortal spirit is taking my life, and there's no escaping it anywhere."

"My elder brother has been hunting all his life and has seen everything. He is more effective than the immortal!"

Chunyu said, "Isn't he better now? Is there still a need to go look for our eldest brother?"

Liu Er cried out, "I'm not well, I'm not well, I can still feel Wong Tai Sin in my body."

Chunyu's eyes rolled, and then she leaned close to Liu Er and whispered, "Look, you already have a fairy. Can you talk to the fairy and move the fairy power to your lower body? In that case..."

Chunyu said, clenching his fist and thrusting it forward: "Can I have sex with this old woman for three days and three nights?"

Jiang He's eyes lit up. The Great Immortal was so powerful, so it wouldn't be a problem to give him a boost in this aspect. If that were possible, he would kowtow to the Great Immortal several times.

Liu Er said with a sad face, "Can you please stop making trouble? I feel cold all over, even in my crotch. I feel like I'm useless. Does a great immortal need a virgin body? But when I was fifteen, I was already being forced to sleep on the kang by the neighbor's aunt!"

Oh my god, Liu Er actually had such a tragic past.

Chunyu took a look and said: "You peed your pants, how can you not feel cold when they are so wet!"

Tang Dashan quickly took out a pair of his own cotton pants and handed them to Liu Er. Liu Er quickly changed his pants. He was almost 30 years old, and he still wet his pants. How embarrassing.

Jiang He didn't think it was a big deal, thinking that at most the spring rain would hit him a few more times and he would be fine after sweating.

Really, Jiang He had experience in this matter in his previous life. Being beaten from time to time can promote blood circulation, remove blood stasis, promote ventilation and meridians, and make the body stronger. It is more effective than acupuncture and massage.

But looking at the purple lips of Liu Er, I'm afraid he won't survive until tomorrow.

Now I couldn't care less about the dark road and hurried out to Dashuang Village.

I hope Brother Sun Mancang can find a solution.