If you were reborn, would you hook the school beauty and turn her into a black bass?
Chapter 56: Dog Licking Package
Zhao Shiwen glared at Su Hang angrily, "Scumbag! You didn't get Qingyue like this, did you?"
Su Hang snorted and pulled Leng Qingyue's plate in front of him, and transferred most of the braised pork and fish-flavored shredded pork on his plate to her.
“You must finish it!”
"Su Hang, I, I'm almost full, I can't eat anymore... I'll eat, please don't be so mean..."
Leng Qingyue pursed her lips and looked at the meat and vegetables on the plate. The warmth in her heart was like a reservoir that had been opened and could not be blocked.
Zhao Shiwen looked at Leng Qingyue and then at Su Hang.
This is like being in a movie.
Domineering president?
Pure little girl?
Su Hang grinned, "Don't look at it anymore. If you want to eat, go buy it yourself. Let's talk about it while we eat. I've talked to the class teacher, and you'll be the class monitor."
Zhao Shiwen hadn't even put the food in his mouth yet. "No, no, I don't need charity!"
"I'm not trying to be kind. I'm telling you, woman, stop being so competitive. How are you going to find a partner like that? Look how you scared my roommate."
"I want you to take care of it!"
"I don't have time to take care of you. I've already made an agreement with the homeroom teacher. It's impossible to give you the position of class monitor right now. It would easily make people think there's something fishy going on. Maybe next semester. But for now, you'll be in charge of everything the class monitor needs to do. Just pretend I don't exist."
"No, Su Hang, what do you mean?"
"That's exactly what it says. I've resigned from my homeroom teacher and quit, but for the sake of appearances, I'm keeping the title. You're still the de facto monitor."
Zhao Shiwen blinked and thought for a moment, "Then I'm just working for you, right?"
Su Hang didn't expect her to have any sense. "Classmate Zhao, this isn't working for me. This is serving my classmates. How can you think that? Your political awareness is quite low. Are you running for class monitor for personal gain?"
"I, of course I'm not, but..."
"Okay, don't bother with that. It's settled. I've already told the homeroom teacher."
Zhao Shiwen didn't say anything else, which was considered as his agreement.
But she ate very quickly, as if she knew she was like a light bulb.
After eating, I said goodbye and left.
"Qingyue, take your time eating, I'm going back to the dormitory first."
Leng Qingyue opened her mouth, but saw that there was still a lot of meat and vegetables, so she didn't say anything.
If she didn't finish eating, Su Hang would definitely get angry with her again.
Su Hang watched Leng Qingyue eating with great interest.
Sure enough, pleasing to the eyes is the bottom line.
Even eating is so beautiful.
"Su, Su Hang, stop looking at me..."
"It's been so long since we last met, did you miss me?"
"Ah? I, I..."
Leng Qingyue wanted to answer yes, but she just couldn't say it.
She was afraid that if she told him, Su Hang would become like those people. Last night, she went downstairs to buy things with Zhao Shiwen and saw two people hugging each other in front of the dormitory building, and even kissing each other...
You can hear the sound even through the crackling.
"Look, you're blushing again. Are you getting along well with your roommates?"
"Yeah, it's good, Su Hang. I, I really can't eat anymore."
Su Hang looked at the little bit of food that Leng Qingyue had left and tapped his plate. "Then pass it over to me and cover it with chili sauce. My dormitory manager, Uncle Wang, likes spicy food."
Leng Qingyue bit her lips and obediently wrapped the bottle of chili peppers in a plastic bag and pushed it in front of Su Hang.
Su Hang lowered his head and ate a few mouthfuls of rice. "From now on, you are not allowed to eat just one dish, and you are not allowed to eat chili sauce anymore. Also, you must eat a meat dish with every meal. After class this afternoon, remember to go to the small supermarket at the entrance of the cafeteria to get some fruit."
"One dish is enough for me. I don't eat fruit either. I want to save money."
"Did you spend all the money you earned during the summer vacation?"
"without..."
"Then don't be too stingy. You have to ensure you get enough nutrition every day. I've already paid for the fruit. If you don't want it, just let it go to waste."
Leng Qingyue looked like a wronged young wife. How many times had Su Hang force-fed her?
She seemed to have lost count.
The few days we lived together during the summer vacation are still vivid in my mind.
She had to be tough in her refusal. She had received too many benefits and she really couldn't pay them back.
"I, I won't go to get it."
"Ok?"
Su Hang looked up at her.
Leng Qingyue felt guilty and didn't dare to look at him.
"Don't be so fierce, I'll go..."
"That's good."
Su Hang had already pried open a corner of Leng Qingyue's heart door, so how could he let her close it again?
That's just her nature. She has to be tough.
He quickly finished his meal and stood up with the bottle of chili sauce.
"follow me."
Leng Qingyue picked up her schoolbag and followed him silently with her head down.
Come to the small supermarket outside the cafeteria.
Su Hang chose a box of milk and packed some fruit.
"Boss, the fruit is ready. How much is the milk? Here you go."
After saying that, he took out his wallet, showed the red bills inside, and winked at the boss.
The boss looked at Su Hang, then at the pretty girl next to him, and really only mentioned the price of a box of milk.
"Grandma, carry it here. Remember, this is the amount for one serving of fruit. Come back tomorrow afternoon to get it. The boss can't give you less."
"Bought it for me? I, I don't..."
"Want to make me angry again? You're not allowed in the girls' dormitory now. Take it back yourself and tell me when you're done."
Leng Qingyue pouted and lowered her head, "Oh."
The boss looked at Su Hang in confusion, "Little brother, what's going on? The fruit hasn't been weighed yet."
Su Hang said with a smile: "Boss, the pattern! I have a suggestion for you!"
"Don't tell me you're not going to pay!"
Seeing the boss's unhappy expression, Su Hang directly pulled out a red note and said, "What a vision!!! Forget it, since your vision is so narrow, you can only open a small supermarket here. Let me say, you missed the opportunity to make a fortune!"
"I just took these, these, five bananas... that's about right. Weigh them and settle the bill."
"Young man, what's the big money opportunity? It's just some fruit. What's the big deal if I give it to you? Let's chat for a while."
Su Hang pointed outside and said, "My girlfriend just now, didn't she want me to spend money?"
"hold head high."
"Think about it another way. What if she's not my girlfriend? What if she's the one I'm pursuing? Monthly card, understand?"
"What do you mean? I'm not well educated, and you're being too roundabout." Qi Chenggang was confused, thinking, is this guy here to get free food and drinks? But he still had the hundred yuan he gave him in his hand, so it didn't seem like it.
Su Hang sighed, "To put it simply, you can launch a couple's package, just like I bought something for her just now. The boy pays in advance and the girl comes to pick up the item. I call it a licking dog, not a couple's package."
"Think about it, if you don't have a romantic relationship in college, can you really say you've even gone to college?"
"What if he has no reason to talk to girls?"
"Yeah, what should we do?"
"Isn't that the solution? If you love her, just buy her a fruit package. Weekly, monthly, quarterly, or even annual packages are all fine."
Qi Chenggang pondered for a long time before he came to his senses. Oh boy, that’s right.
How come he didn't think of such a good idea!
"But how do I know what those little girls like to eat?"
"You're so stupid! Can't you just put out a few more kinds of fruit and let the girls choose whatever they want? Just make up a pound or two of fruit, and that's it. How are you going to make any money? Think about it carefully."
"What's the monthly pass?"
"That's right, the money is already in your pocket. You can just give less for the expensive fruits and more for the cheap ones. The boy has already paid in advance anyway."
The more Qi Chenggang thought about it, the more he felt that there was a way to do it, but the "dog-licking" package sounded too harsh, and the couple's package was more suitable.
"Little brother, consider this a treat from me. That's a good idea. So, what about that girl you mentioned earlier who's supposed to come pick up the fruit every afternoon?"
Su Hang pointed at his hand and said, "Isn't that it? Here it is, one hundred yuan. You can buy her a pound of fruit every day for whatever she wants to eat. How much are bananas and apples per pound now? You are better at calculating than me."
Consider the milk your treat. Go to the printing room next door and ask them to design a monthly pass for you. You'll get one pass for each fruit you pick up. I'll pick it up this afternoon. Bye."
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