If you were reborn, would you hook the school beauty and turn her into a black bass?
Chapter 52: Bluffing You Is Not as Easy as Punching
"You don't want people watching while you're kissing, do you? Try moving again!"
Shen Linglong bit her red lips and looked at him with red eyes. She was indeed much quieter.
Su Hang patiently explained, "This is called a social practice test, understand? From now on, just be an ordinary classmate of Sun Miaomiao. Don't get too close to her."
"Ah? Test? What do you mean?"
Shen Linglong felt that her brain was not enough at this time, so she adopted a coquettish tone.
"Look at your other two roommates. They don't talk to me much, do they? They're very quiet?"
"So what? Maybe that's just my personality. Is that a reason for you to flirt with other girls in front of me?"
"I told you, I'm not teasing you. Think about it, would you talk to your best friend's boyfriend like this in front of her?"
"Of course not, I don't..."
"Do you understand?"
"Su Hang, are you too narcissistic? Do you think everyone likes you?"
"That's not what I meant. Sun Miaomiao is like this in front of you. If you weren't here, do you think she would talk to me about something else? This is the first time we met. Didn't you see the look in her eyes just now? She was staring at your expression, testing your limits."
Shen Linglong pouted and recalled seriously, letting Su Hang hold her.
There weren't many people on the street at noon, but they still attracted a lot of attention from passers-by.
"You, you really have no interest in her?"
"Am I sick? Is this the first time we met? Have I never seen a woman before? Besides, I'm not blind. Aren't you ten times more beautiful than her?"
Shen Linglong was delighted and asked, "Really?"
"Still don't believe it? Forget it. Well, I'll take you back. I'm going back to school."
"Su Hang, I, I was just irritated by you, but I'm not really angry."
"Remember, don't make close friends with her. Just be an ordinary classmate."
"Yeah, I get it, but I think she has a similar personality to Xiaomo. They're easy to get along with. Liu Wanyi and Lin Xiaoxi are a bit dull."
Su Hang snorted, "Li Xiaomo? That's different. She looks at me like I'm trash. This is your true best friend."
"Ah? No, that can't be?" Shen Linglong covered her mouth.
"No? You'll know next time you meet her just ask her."
"How do you know so much about us girls? Have you met a lot of girls behind my back?"
"Su Yanzu, who has countless women, is that for nothing?"
Su Hang changed the subject and let the matter go.
The reason he did this was simply because he remembered something.
I only remembered it after seeing Sun Miaomiao.
If this woman remembers correctly, she should have a great work published in about 20 years.
At first he couldn't remember where he had seen this face, with short hair and such obvious features.
As they were chatting, he remembered that he had saved that chat history on WeChat, which included a 30-minute video.
It is rumored that the male protagonist is her best friend's man.
He certainly couldn't tell Shen Linglong about something that didn't happen, and she wouldn't believe it. It was a good opportunity for him to get involved. It was just that his thigh was a little miserable. She had really pinched it just now. If he went back and lifted up his pants, it must have been pinched purple.
On the way to send Shen Linglong back, he told her to just get along normally, but not to be silly and tell everything to others.
Su Hang returned to Linda.
When he returned to the dormitory with his suitcase, the other three had already made their beds.
Looking at the people in his memory who suddenly became younger, Su Hang was filled with emotion.
He also remembered the future developments of the other three.
I still remember that Wang Xiaoshuai was flirting with someone on a forum and was beaten up by the girl’s boyfriend. He said aggrievedly that he didn’t know the other person had a boyfriend.
And there was that nerd, who had such a good brain, but was taken advantage of and had to spend a few years in jail.
Forget it, I don't want to.
Let everything in the past disappear into thin air. Now that he has been reborn, everything is new.
He tries his best to remind people whenever he can.
He will try his best to help if he can.
But now, he just wants to stay in his original bed!
He absolutely cannot live on the side near the door. He doesn’t want to turn into a gibbon and turn off the lights at night!
"Why is he standing there motionlessly looking at us?" Wang Xiaoshuai was brushing his teeth. As he spoke, foam came out of his mouth.
"Fuck you, get out of here! My new shoes are dripping all over my shoes!"
Li Qiang's grief brought Su Hang back to his senses.
Xue Wei put down the book and said, "I saw the philosophical meaning in his eyes."
Su Hang moved.
"Hello, brothers, Wang Xiaoshuai, go back to your original bed. I want to sleep in this one."
Wang Xiaoshuai was a little confused and blinked quickly.
"No, you, you just arrived, right? How do you know my name?"
"I can tell fortunes. I just calculated the karma between the four of us, which took up some time."
Li Qiang burst out laughing. "One divine man is enough. Here comes another one. Brother, please stop teasing me, okay?"
Su Hang naturally knew who the genius he was talking about was, Xue Wei, an alien in the eyes of others. Have you ever seen a college student who was not having fun in the dormitory on the first day of school but reading a book?
"Li Qiang, stop talking! I'll destroy your Dream account! Your password is LQ198..."
Li Qiang pointed at him and stammered, "Fuck, he must have met a ghost. How could someone know his password?"
Wang Xiaoshuai swallowed and looked at the bed at the door. He did choose that bed at first, but he felt that it was not good to be disturbed by people coming in and out of the door, so he changed to this side.
"Brother, I'm moving now. I'll ask you to tell me my marriage fate later. I'm looking for a woman to save me from suffering."
Li Qiang sat there, stroking his chin and staring at Su Hang. "Wait, you haven't even mentioned him yet. What's his name?"
"Xue Wei, one year older than all of us, has a hobby of reading, reading, and fucking reading!"
There was a glimmer of light in Xue Wei's wise eyes.
The ancients weren't wrong! The book says some people are born with ancient memories, commonly known as geniuses!
It seems this is the one!
"Hello, what industry will I be working in in the future? Is it my favorite investment bank?"
Su Hang sighed, "Yes, but you were so stupid that you almost got yourself killed. Okay, revealing so many secrets has cost me several years of my life."
Li Qiang swallowed hard, "Brother, may I ask your name?"
"Su Hang, just call me A-Zu. Oh, and you washed your stinky socks first, and then you took them off and stuffed them in your shoes to breed Gu, right?"
Li Qiang bent down and looked under the desk. He was sure that Su Hang had not looked down.
How could he know such a secret location?
Su Hang got his original bed as he wished, but he found that he seemed to have pretended too much.
His roommates looked at him strangely.
"Brother Hang, smoke."
Su Hang took it but didn't smoke it. He hadn't smoked in years.
He has a habit. Even if he doesn't smoke, he will take it if someone offers it to him. He also carries one or two packets of cigarettes on his body. He does this just to make a living, so he won't offend anyone who smiles at him.
"Qiangzi, open the handbag I left on the desk. There are Huazi in it. Take it and smoke it. It's a gift for meeting you."
Li Qiang opened it and saw that it was true!
"Fuck, are you really giving it to me?"
"If you don't want to smoke, put it back to me!"
"Hey, hey, pump, pump."
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