If you were reborn, would you hook the school beauty and turn her into a black bass?

Relying on his memory, Su Hang tried to dial a landline number.

Four rings...

A Hunan dialect came from the other end of the phone. Yes, it was this elder sister.

"Well, can you speak Mandarin? I can't quite understand you. I want to find Leng Qingyue."

"Xiao Yue'er, please leave your phone number and wait for her tonight. She is taking the college entrance examination today and will be back in the evening."

"I see. Thank you."

The reason why Su Hang was so polite to the other party was because Leng Qingyue said that the people in the village treated her very well.

Knowing that it is not easy for an old man to take care of grandchildren at home, they helped a lot.

When Ms. Gong returned home at noon, she showed off her cooking skills. Although it wasn't a full banquet, the table was full.

Chicken soup, braised fish, lobster and other dishes were all served.

Su Hang also passed the afternoon math test easily.

There is no problem in passing.

His talent for math is really too poor. There's nothing he can do about it. Ms. Gong and Lao Su are both liberal arts students, so he was born at a disadvantage at the starting line!

As for the memories of his past life, he was a human, not a god, and he had forgotten about asking for it long ago. Who would review the college entrance examination after taking it?

Seeing Shen Linglong's relaxed look, he really wanted to open her head and see what was inside.

It’s okay to flirt with him from time to time every day, but his studies are okay. This is unfair!

If she really makes him angry one day, the worst that can happen is that he will eat her up, so he won’t be bullied by her every day.

Will you be bullied for the rest of your life after eating it?

That's better than going hungry.

"Su Hang, are you really planning to stay in the province? Although the universities here are good, there are more opportunities in the capital. Don't you want to start a business?"

"While your parents are still alive, do not travel far away."

"Is this what I'm saying??? Believe it or not, if I tell my parents, they'll beat you."

"Anyway, that's the point. If you don't want to go to a big city and you can't get into Peking University or Tsinghua University, the actual difference isn't that big."

"You can go if you are recommended."

"You want to drive me away!" Shen Linglong narrowed her eyes.

Su Hang smiled bitterly and said, "Auntie, can you please stop looking at me through the crack in the door? I just want you to have a better place to go. What can I do if I drive you away?"

"Humph, if you don't go, I won't go either."

Su Hang stared at Shen Linglong, who was sitting cross-legged on his bed, and asked seriously, "Do you like me?"

Shen Linglong was stunned for a moment. She didn't expect Su Hang to ask this. Her little face blushed and she nodded, "Yeah."

"Hahaha, I'm just kidding. You don't really like me, do you? I'm your younger brother."

Shen Linglong went from shy to furious in an instant, and picked up a pillow and threw it at Su Hang.

"Go to hell!!! Ah..."

She lost her balance and was about to fall off the bed.

Su Hang immediately rushed forward, and Shen Linglong lay directly on Su Hang's shoulder.

The current posture looks like a bully who has robbed a girl and just ran away with the young wife on his back.

Su Hang put her on the bed and saw that she was still staring at him angrily.

He got carried away and put his arms around her slender waist and pushed her down.

Shen Linglong's heart was beating fast. "You, what do you want to do?"

Su Hang held her arms to prevent her from moving, and said jokingly: "Liking me will lead to nothing. I, Su Hang, will marry Shi Niang, oh..."

This taste is sour and refreshing.

He controlled the man's hands, but he didn't control his legs.

When Shen Linglong heard this, she raised her knee. At this moment, the sound of eggshells breaking seemed to be heard in the air.

Seeing Su Hang falling to the side in pain, she also panicked a little.

She really didn't use much effort just now.

"Su Hang, Su Hang, are you okay? Let me rub it for you. Where does it hurt?"

"Stop, stop it!!! Let me slow down, don't touch me!"

"Who told you to marry ten..."

After a long while, Su Hang finally recovered. "Shen Linglong, do you know that you almost ruined your happiness for the rest of your life!"

Shen Linglong: Expressionless face.

Su Hang was about to continue to enlighten her: "Even if I really found ten, you are still the boss, can't it be...hiss, no, no, no, it hurts, I really pinch you..."

Shen Linglong bit her red lips and retracted her hand, "You dare! I'll castrate you!"

Su Hang covered his hand subconsciously. He had experienced that feeling before.

pain!

It hurts so much!

"Then marry eight?"

"The five."

"A gentleman should use words, not fists. Two of you should be fine, right? This is my bottom line, I'm telling you!"

Shen Linglong snorted, put on her slippers and left.

When Su Hang saw her leave, he immediately stood up and sat up from the bed.

"It seems like we've already acted out this drama, but she hasn't taken the bait and asked me to have a deep conversation about this topic. Hey, it really hits me a little bit."

Shen Linglong returned to her room and lay on the bed, her pink little feet flapping a few times in dissatisfaction.

He didn't confess his feelings to me, so why should I tell Su Hang that?

Humph! Damn Su Hang!

Dog Su Hang!

He can find as many as he wants!

Then they will be torn apart by him!

No, the more I thought about it, the angrier I got. He wasn't even satisfied with just looking for me.

Shen Linglong sat up from the bed and glanced at the baseball bat standing against the wall...

Forget it, just get a pillow.

Don't really beat him up.

Su Hang is preparing to review tomorrow's liberal arts and English exams.

Suddenly I heard the door slam.

"No, Shen Linglong, what are you doing? This is domestic violence, understand? You're committing a crime! You're committing a crime!!! Stop it, I'm fighting back!

Mom! Madam Gong, Lord Gong, someone has been murdered, do you care?

Ms. Gong heard Su Hang's pig-slaughtering screams upstairs and sighed. What a funny couple.

When will I truly grow up?

Can love be fostered by fighting and quarreling every day?

Alas, who will Linglong marry in the future? Although she has chosen her daughter-in-law since she was a child, everything depends on the children's own wishes. If there is no love between the two parties, she will not say a word to match them up.

"You deserve it! If you yell at me again, get out! If you don't provoke her, she'll beat you up?!"

I heard Ms. Gong's voice.

Shen Linglong angrily picked up the pillow and got off Su Hang's legs like a female warrior.

Su Hang looked hopeless, and he swore that he really wanted to test what Linglong thought.

Who knew she went back to the house to get weapons?

Such a bad temper.

......

The exam on the second day went much more smoothly.

Comprehensive liberal arts in the morning, English in the afternoon, and leave the examination room simply.

Today Linglong seemed to still be upset about what he said yesterday about marrying several women, and she didn't give him a good look.

Don't let her hold your arm, pinch it first as a sign of respect.

When Su Guohong returned home in the evening, he learned that his children's test results were pretty good. He was in a good mood and had a drink.

It was rare for him to ask Su Hang to have a drink with him, and Ms. Gong didn't object.

"Dad, Mom, I'm going to be drunk soon. Remember to take me upstairs and lock the door for me. I'm afraid someone will take advantage of me when I'm drunk and want to kill me."

Ms. Gong rolled her eyes at her son helplessly, "Don't always make her angry. Will she beat you up? She's just like your dad. She won't behave herself until she's been taught a lesson."

Old Su's face flushed, "Nonsense! I'm Su Guohong, the head of the family!"

"Come on, son, let's touch one. From now on, even if you are officially an adult, don't be too rash in doing things. Think twice before you act. University is a small society, and people's hearts are complicated. You should say and do what you say...."

"Hey, we're eating. Why are you lecturing him? Xiaohang hasn't drunk before. If he gets drunk, he won't remember anything tomorrow. You'd better save your saliva and eat more vegetables. Pick up a pig's trotter for my daughter. Mom wishes you a bright future and to be the protagonist of your own life."

Shen Linglong pouted and said sweetly, "Thank you, Mom."

Old Su waved his hand and said, "We are all family. What are you thanking me for, girl?"

Ms. Gong gave her a meaningful look and said, "It depends on how hard some people try. They're still not registered in the household registration book at home."

Su Hang: I'm tasting wine! You ordered me, right? Then I'll pretend to be drunk.